Bastard's Farewell

Off Topic
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I have been doing a lot of soul searching lately and have come to the conclusion that I am actually a bastard. Further, I have realised that I contribute absolutely nothing to this site, or even to the world.

I have therefore decided that this will be my last thread. I am sick of being a negative, anti social wanker when I respond to threads so I will just stop responding at all. I have resigned myself to living a life of mediocrity, lonliness and self gratification.

Thank you for your understanding in this matter.

Yours sincerely.

Bastard G aka Bastard Guy aka BFG aka Dan Fouts.

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Whatever has been going on, man, I’m pulling for you.

Stay positive.

-Nate

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So is this like a suicide note then?

:wink: If you’re leaving, then good luck fucker.

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
So is this like a suicide note then?

:wink: If you’re leaving, then good luck fucker.

[/quote]

Bastard,

I’m guessing you’re taking the fall off to follow Cal around for 12 games. Then once they don’t make a bowl game, you’ll be back.

Be good.

B.

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I truly hope you’re joking.
I think you’re underestimating your contributions grossly.
I like reading your posts.
I’d like you to stick around, ya Bastard.

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You know in that movie when Old Yeller dies? This is like that.

D(in tears)D

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Are you leaving me?

You need to change the score, and I mean :

I < 3 Alpha F

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You’ve identified the problem…now do something about it!
Start by being positive and take it from there.

Dax

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To Bastard G,
from one bastard to another, don’t leave. The world needs more Bastards, not less. Take care.

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I think this is a joke.

Look at his profile, he joined today and this is his only post.

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[quote]sikunt wrote:
I think this is a joke.

Look at his profile, he joined today and this is his only post.[/quote]

no joke.

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I had hardly enough time to learn to love you. But then again, I probably never would have.

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Well Bastard thanks for all the gems you’ve left behind. Your sarcasm and point of view have been priceless. I like your style. Anything that makes so many people laugh can’t possibly be construed as negative. Good luck.

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I won’t believe it-Jules

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But who will lead the path of enlightenment through the subtle nuances of S.H.I.T.?

I’ll be lost. I may not ever understand S.H.I.T.

You Bastard!

p.s. If you are headed out for a while, have fun.

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I am talking to Dano right now and he says he did not write this. HMMM, who would do such a thing?-Jules

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Bastard G(u(y)),

I was hoping to be able to observe the whole artistic process of your typological deconstruction till there’d only be a B left, and whatever you had in mind after that (triumphant rebirth?).

But now the supposed sarcasm-laden Phoenix-to-be just soars away on bitter wings?

No way, Bastard, stay here!

-Schwarzfahrer, imploringly

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Notice he changed his other name to bastard X… it must be top secret like weapon x.

He’ll be back soon with special healing factor and super sharp claws.

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[quote]teamstaley wrote:
I am talking to Dano right now and he says he did not write this. HMMM, who would do such a thing?-Jules[/quote]

Probably some big Irish fuck who got too bored…just a shot in the dark

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If we can’t have Bastard bring back Tim Phoenix.