Bastard's Farewell

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Thanks for the kind words all of you, but my mind is made up. I am leaving.

I dont know where I will go, or what I will do, but I cant stay here. Maybe I will go and hang out at bodybuilding.com, at least that site is not too good for me as T-Nation is.

I will leave with many fond memories and kind thoughts in my heart.

Maybe one day I will return, but that will not be until I am a better person.

I hope that someone will be prepared to man up and take over from where I left off and be the voice of uselessness on this site in my absense

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[quote]teamstaley wrote:
I am talking to Dano right now and he says he did not write this. HMMM, who would do such a thing?-Jules[/quote]

I am sorry Jules but I had to lie to you before. I am leaving, but could not bare to tell you personally.

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[quote]BASTARD G wrote:
I hope that someone will be prepared to man up and take over from where I left off and be the voice of uselessness on this site in my absense[/quote]

I’ve been working at this for years, but have been completely inefective, even at that. Not that I’m usefull as a result of this failure. I just can’t hack being a spokesperson.

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This account and thread were created as a joke by one of our forum members. I received a PM to that effect from the originator and certain technical details also show this to be true.

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[quote]Forum Foreman wrote:
This account and thread were created as a joke by one of our forum members. I received a PM to that effect from the originator and certain technical details also show this to be true.[/quote]

Damn, I knew that I shouldnt have been honest with you. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

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Bastard has already pulled this shit about a year ago. He changed his name from BFG to Dan Fouts, then disappeared for a few months to reappear as his good ole bastard self.

You need to be more clever Foutsy.

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[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:

You need to be more clever Foutsy.[/quote]

Close Goo but no cigar!

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[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
Bastard has already pulled this shit about a year ago. He changed his name from BFG to Dan Fouts, then disappeared for a few months to reappear as his good ole bastard self.

You need to be more clever Foutsy.[/quote]

he was the gay dude right?

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[quote]BlaZe wrote:
BIGRAGOO wrote:
Bastard has already pulled this shit about a year ago. He changed his name from BFG to Dan Fouts, then disappeared for a few months to reappear as his good ole bastard self.

You need to be more clever Foutsy.

he was the gay dude right?[/quote]

Exactly

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its so haaard to saaayyy goood byyyeeee

to yesterdaaayyyyy eeeeeeeee

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[quote]BASTARD G wrote:
BlaZe wrote:
BIGRAGOO wrote:
Bastard has already pulled this shit about a year ago. He changed his name from BFG to Dan Fouts, then disappeared for a few months to reappear as his good ole bastard self.

You need to be more clever Foutsy.

he was the gay dude right?

Exactly[/quote]

What happened to your old account? BASTARD X?

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[quote]Xen Nova wrote:
its so haaard to saaayyy goood byyyeeee

to yesterdaaayyyyy eeeeeeeee[/quote]

Not when you sing like that its not!

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I love the fact that a forum foreman had to jump in to let everyone know this thread was a joke.

I guess the real Bastard must be some kind of celebrity to draw such attention to his leaving. The poor Bastard can’t even fade away…

BTW, nice work Heff.

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[quote]Dr. Ryan wrote:

BTW, nice work Heff.

[/quote]

Not this time… But good guess

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So what is this saying? We all need to get lives maybe?

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“Go see a doctor.”

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[quote]Dr. Ryan wrote:
I love the fact that a forum foreman had to jump in to let everyone know this thread was a joke.

I guess the real Bastard must be some kind of celebrity to draw such attention to his leaving. The poor Bastard can’t even fade away…

BTW, nice work Heff.

[/quote]

masterful troll job

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[quote]Mike Sullivan wrote:
Dr. Ryan wrote:
I love the fact that a forum foreman had to jump in to let everyone know this thread was a joke.

I guess the real Bastard must be some kind of celebrity to draw such attention to his leaving. The poor Bastard can’t even fade away…

BTW, nice work Heff.

masterful troll job[/quote]

Thank you, but I couldnt have done it with out the inspiration of the original Bastard and of course Mr Heffernan

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[quote]BASTARD G wrote:
absense[/quote]

Here is a clue. It is someone who spells absence “absense”.

It is either Paul Chek making a play on words, or Khan from Star Treck- The Wrath of Khan! That dude was ripped!

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[quote]BASTARD G wrote:
Mike Sullivan wrote:
Dr. Ryan wrote:
I love the fact that a forum foreman had to jump in to let everyone know this thread was a joke.

I guess the real Bastard must be some kind of celebrity to draw such attention to his leaving. The poor Bastard can’t even fade away…

BTW, nice work Heff.

masterful troll job

Thank you, but I couldnt have done it with out the inspiration of the original Bastard and of course Mr Heffernan[/quote]

So you’re neither Dan nor Will?