[quote]Bartl wrote:
I’m going to do something that I haven’t done in a real long time. I’m going to vent.
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Dudes at a gym with Faux-hawks, hell even faux-hawk in general = one pathetic loser
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trainers at Globo Gym that yell, “c’mon, two more…you got this easy”
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trainers at said gym that can’t even instruct their clients to properly foam roll. I swear this guy dislocated his shoulder because some dumb fuck had him doing it all wrong.
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trainers at said gym that preach horrible form while trying to get their client to do pull-ups. I have an idea, if your client can’t do body weight, don’t have their feet on a bench that is two feet behind the station so that when they pull up, they’re shoulders aren’t destroyed.
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waking up at 430 in the morning to do an ocean swim and realize that the sun doesn’t rise until 6:17. ya, I know, I’m a genius.
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Dudes that show up at a winery to wine taste, with a Gucci man purse WITH A FUCKING DOG INSIDE OF IT. Sorry, but I let that dude have it.
Wow…I feel better.
Push session from yesterday:
A1) Decline Bench - 3x8, 3x4 – 235, 245
90 sec rest
B1) DB Bench with Hammer grip - 4x8-10 – 70 lb
B2) Incline Flies - Palms facing away - 4x12-15 – 30 lb
90 sec rest
C1) Dips - 6xAMAP – BW
D1) Pushdowns - 4x8-10 – 80
D2) Reverse Grip Pushdowns - 4x 12-15 – 40
I’m really sore today. I thought I would be a little stronger but I fatigued really fast during this session. My tri’s had nothing in them at the end but my chest felt great. I like doing flies with the palms facing away versus facing each other. I feel like I get a better stretch on my downward motion.
I have 11 days until the race and I am trying to decide if I should run or just let my knee rest. I did run last week and did a good run BUT my knee hurt like all hell. I also determined that it is not my knee that is hurting, rather my IT band and my lateral hamstring. I have been stretching, rolling, mobility working and icing the shit out of my legs and am more flexible now than I have ever been. Just confused as to why I am having so many issues.
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- Dudes that show up at a winery to wine taste, with a Gucci man purse WITH A FUCKING DOG INSIDE OF IT. Sorry, but I let that dude have it.
Best one on the list, so I suppose one good turn deserves another:
Ultimate Lameness: Guys who lift their shirts and check out their abs in the mirror. If you’re sweating like hell and you’re wiping your face on your shirt then fine, but if you walked all the way across the gym to the one mirror in the place just to lift you shirt and stare, then you lose. You lose 270% more points if you KNOW you don’t have anything resembling abs but you do it anyway. You didnt have abs year, you didnt have abs last month, and considering that you’re 5’8 and 250+, you don’t have abs now.
A) Close Grip Bench Press
95x5
135x5
185x3
205x3
225x2 (failure)
B) Flat Dumbbell Bench Press
3 sets of 6 (2x70lb dumbbells)
C) Chest Supported Rows
4 sets of 10 (80lbs)
D) Bentover Rear Delt Flys
2 sets of 12 (20lb dummbells - PAIN!)
E) Hanging Raises
2 sets of 8
I’m removing all lower body work for the next week to see if it helps my leg recover after the shot, so I’ve decided to just do the Max Effort and Dynamic workouts from WS4SB.