Bad Ideas

I actually liked the Jack Reacher movie. In fact I thought the material works better as a film than when Child’s is narrating and puts in unneeded and incorrect technical information. I buy the books from a used book store. I consider them worth the 3 bucks, but not full cover price. I know there is wisdom in “Life if too short to read good books. Read GREAT books.” But I will read some pretty escapist dreck for my non-clinical reading sometimes.

I actually realized that a few weeks ago that I am a Tom Cruise fan by default. I never feel cheated when I go to his movies, unlike so many others. Oblivion was way, WAY better than it had any right to be.

Regards,

Robert A

[quote]idaho wrote:
Robert, you have a poet’s heart… [/quote]

I will take that as a compliment, and not just a seasoned cop’s suspicion that like a great many poets I am a bit too comfortable with a high BAC.

In truth I am no poet. I have a completely true story to disabuse you and anyone else reading this board of such notions about my ability, intellect, or moral character. However, as a disclaimer. Do not read further if you don’t want to be faced with a moral imperative…

Ok. How I know I am no poet. Poets can compose poetry. For them it comes naturally. For me it is tedious and forced. The example has to do with the obvious consequences of reading about the following incident.

[quote]Limerick Post:
THE DEATH of a mother of three after she had sex with a dog was recalled at Limerick Circuit Court last week when a 58-year-old man pleaded guilty to a charge of buggery after he provided his dog for the sex act in October 2008.[/quote]
from

http://www.limerickpost.ie/2012/11/07/woman-died-after-sexual-activity-with-dog/

Synopsis from this link

[quote]The Huffington Post:
Sean McDonnell, the 57-year-old charged in the case, apparently ordered his German Shepherd to have sex with a 43-year-old mother of four that he met in an online fetish chatroom[/quote]

I read the story several years ago and was faced with the same problem that now faces anyone reading this.

How to memorialize the event in limerick form?

Because, to be sure, if we even passingly entertain the notion of an ordered universe, be it controlled with constant divine presence or as a “clockwork” piece designed intelligently or even if we simply have a vague feeling that something else is out there beyond the edges of our comprehension (sort of a deist God of the Gaps notion) than we can be certain that when a mother of four is fucked to death by a dog in Limerick Ireland than the universe itself mandates we write a frigging limerick about it.

I did, but it took me a day and a half to write anything passable. An honest poet could have done it in minutes.

Regards,

Robert A

[quote]Robert A wrote:

[quote]idaho wrote:
Robert, you have a poet’s heart… [/quote]

I will take that as a compliment, and not just a seasoned cop’s suspicion that like a great many poets I am a bit too comfortable with a high BAC.

In truth I am no poet. I have a completely true story to disabuse you and anyone else reading this board of such notions about my ability, intellect, or moral character. However, as a disclaimer. Do not read further if you don’t want to be faced with a moral imperative…

Ok. How I know I am no poet. Poets can compose poetry. For them it comes naturally. For me it is tedious and forced. The example has to do with the obvious consequences of reading about the following incident.

[quote]Limerick Post:
THE DEATH of a mother of three after she had sex with a dog was recalled at Limerick Circuit Court last week when a 58-year-old man pleaded guilty to a charge of buggery after he provided his dog for the sex act in October 2008.[/quote]
from

http://www.limerickpost.ie/2012/11/07/woman-died-after-sexual-activity-with-dog/

Synopsis from this link

[quote]The Huffington Post:
Sean McDonnell, the 57-year-old charged in the case, apparently ordered his German Shepherd to have sex with a 43-year-old mother of four that he met in an online fetish chatroom[/quote]

I read the story several years ago and was faced with the same problem that now faces anyone reading this.

How to memorialize the event in limerick form?

Because, to be sure, if we even passingly entertain the notion of an ordered universe, be it controlled with constant divine presence or as a “clockwork” piece designed intelligently or even if we simply have a vague feeling that something else is out there beyond the edges of our comprehension (sort of a deist God of the Gaps notion) than we can be certain that when a mother of four is fucked to death by a dog in Limerick Ireland than the universe itself mandates we write a frigging limerick about it.

I did, but it took me a day and a half to write anything passable. An honest poet could have done it in minutes.

Regards,

Robert A[/quote]

LOL…Damn, you are one of the best…This forum would be a depressing place without your wit.

on a different note, " exact cause of death could not be determined" mmmmmmmmmm, no toxicology screen? heart condition? I may have seen/heard/read about some place in Mexico, where a dog would be considered small equipment… mmmmmm…maybe Sherlock should reopen?

Robert, I’m going to second everything Idaho just said. Anytime I see one of your posts in this forum, I make sure I read it. You have a way with words I could only hope to have. My hat is off to you, sir.

To idaho and mapwhap,

Thanks for the complements. It means a lot coming from you guys. Still, most of my posts on this board consist of either doing the “plus 1” thing to Sento or Irish, quoting kmcnyc, or just sort of “translating”. I try to earn my keep where I can.

[quote]idaho wrote:
on a different note, " exact cause of death could not be determined" mmmmmmmmmm, no toxicology screen? heart condition? I may have seen/heard/read about some place in Mexico, where a dog would be considered small equipment… mmmmmm…maybe Sherlock should reopen?
[/quote]

Specifically I think cause of death was due to anaphylaxis. So, likely asphyxiation/airway compromise although for her sake I hope cardiac issues took her first.

[quote]NIH/MedLine:
Symptoms develop quickly, often within seconds or minutes. They may include the following:
Abdominal pain
Abnormal (high-pitched) breathing sounds
Anxiety
Chest discomfort or tightness
Cough
Diarrhea
Difficulty breathing
Difficulty swallowing
Dizziness or light-headedness
Hives, itchiness
Nasal congestion
Nausea or vomiting
Palpitations
Skin redness
Slurred speech
Swelling of the face, eyes, or tongue
Unconsciousness
Wheezing
[/quote]
Source: Anaphylaxis: MedlinePlus Medical Encyclopedia

Same as a fatal reaction to a bee sting or food allergy.

Somewhat understandable that she had no idea she was allergic. I don’t imagine there is much chance for “incidental” contact so allergies to canine semen (four children has me thinking human was fine) are likely in the “How the hell would you know? And how the hell DID YOU FIND OUT?” category.

I mean as a point of reference; with your .mil, Police, and Federal resume you have probably been subjected to more bulletins, PSA’s, in-services, etc. than I could imagine. I will go out on a limb and say you never had a “Schutzhund Spunk: The Quiet Killer” presentation. She may not have known anything was wrong(er than intended) until Fido was putting on a smoking jacket, then it was too late.

Also: It was ruff and lay down with a dog, get…

As for “small equipment”, that was Kenneth Pinyan.

Stay safe.

Regards,

Robert A

Robert,
Thanks for the information. You are correct, I have never had that training course, most of everything I had have over the the past 5 years, in the medical area, was on biological warfare and how to survive an attack (very slim, unless you have your injector in your gear). anaphylaxis…Damn, very strange…so, as a matter of self knowledge, that would not have not came up in the autopsy? Thanks, dont mean to derail the thread, just curious. Thanks.

Am I missing something? Why has the limerick not been posted?

[quote]idaho wrote:
so, as a matter of self knowledge, that would not have not came up in the autopsy? Thanks, dont mean to derail the thread, just curious. Thanks. [/quote]

Disclaimer: I am not a pathologist or medical examiner. My last forensics lecture/course work happened in under grad.

My initial thought is that a big part of the anaphylactic diagnosis comes from either history or response to treatment (Basically the patient responds to things that would help anaphylaxis so a positive response to treatment confirms the diagnosis). Being that this is an allergic reaction we are talking about there would likely be certain markers with blood or tissue samples (higher histamines) and of course allergy testing can be done, on a living patient.

As much as the white coat invokes infallibility there is good reason that pathologists and ME’s are rendering professional “opinions”. I couldn’t find any better report of the autopsy in this case so I do not know what testing was done. If someone dies from upper or lower respiratory occlusion (throat or bronchi swelling) that would show up. On the other hand if they went into shock quickly there may not be much in the way of overt evidence. You and I could stare at the body and gather that they weren’t stabbed, shot, strangled, burned, etc. It is harder to see vasodilation leading to shock.

I did a short search and came up with this journal article for post mortom dx, relevant in subject and for being a UK study.

It is a quick read, but I am going to post the abstract and first paragraph of the into(with comment). I believe that partial posting does not violate any copyright laws and that limited posting for discussion falls under fair use.

[quote]Pumphrey and Roberts wrote in the Journal of Clinical Pathology:
Abstract

Aims:To determine the frequency at which classic manifestations of anaphylaxis are present at necropsy after fatal anaphylactic reactions.

Methods:A register has been established of fatal anaphylactic reactions in the UK since 1992, traced from the certified cause of death and other sources. Details of the previous medical history and the reaction suggest anaphylaxis as the cause of death for 130 cases; a postmortem report was available for 56.

Results:The 56 deaths studied included 19 reactions to bee or wasp venom, 16 to foods, and 21 to drugs or contrast media. Death occurred within one hour of anaphylaxis in 39 cases. Macroscopic findings included signs of asthma (mucous plugging and/or hyperinflated lungs) (15 of 56), petechial haemorrhages (10 of 56), pharyngeal/laryngeal oedema (23 of 56), but for 23 of 56 there was nothing indicative of an allergic death. Mast cell tryptase was raised in 14 of 16 cases tested; three of three tested had detectable IgE specific for the suspected allergen.

Conclusions:In many cases of fatal anaphylaxis no specific macroscopic findings are present at postmortem examination. This reflects the rapidity and mode of death, which is often the result of shock rather than asphyxia. Investigations that might help determine whether anaphylaxis was the cause of death had rarely been performed. In the presence of a typical clinical history, absence of postmortem findings does not exclude the diagnosis of anaphylaxis
[/quote]

Their conclusion was there may not always be macroscopic evidence, but that specific blood markers should be likely be present in a case where systemic shock was fatal. These tests were not often done.

Here is the first paragraph of the into. I am going to comment/translate in italics. I hope that no one takes me doing so as condescending. I just don’t want anyone to think the clinical language is a barrier.

[quote]From J of Clinical Path:

Acute allergic reaction is an uncommon but well recognised cause of sudden death. Anaphylactic reactions can cause variable combinations of symptoms including generalised flushing, urticariahives, angio-oedema(deeper tissue swelling, like hives but of lower skin layers. Ever seen someone’s eyes swell shut due to allergy? This is it. Also fatal airway compromise is possible. So this should be considered a medical emergency., vomiting, diarrhoea(This is how british people spell diarrhea. It’s like they don’t even try to speak english.), conjunctivitis(inflammation of part of the eye/“pink eye”), rhinorrhoea(Runny nose or a rhino with the trots, I can’t remember which. We will either need a tissue or hip waders and a filter mask.), sneezing, and coughing; there may be loss of consciousness as a result of shock, or breathing difficulty caused by increased upper or lower airways resistance(Swelling making it so you get the “breathing through a straw” effect.) More severe reactions can lead to respiratory or cardiac arrest. Asphyxia can follow upper airways obstruction as a result of pharyngeal or laryngeal oedemai[/i], or lower airways obstruction as a result of bronchospasm, in some cases with mucous plugging. Cardiac arrest can follow respiratory arrest, or can occur without respiratory difficulty, as a result of either direct effects of mediators of anaphylaxis on the heart(chemicals causing the observed problems), or profound shock resulting from peripheral vasodilatation, often combined with angio-oedema causing loss of intravascular fluid.(Intravascular fluid is basically blood volume. Massive systemic vaso dilation would result in greatly lowered blood pressure. The loss of fluid volume from the vascular system to the swelled tissues would compound this. The end result is there is not enough blood volume to go around to all the critical tissues and the patient ends up in “shock” In cases where shock is established within minutes of the start of the reaction, there may be no time for other features to appear. [/quote]

Again, I hope that was helpful. If I can answer any questions I would be happy to do so within the bounds of my limited knowledge of the subject.

Regards,

Robert A

[quote]Kirks wrote:
Am I missing something? Why has the limerick not been posted?[/quote]

Quite right you are sir.

There once was a lass from Limerick
Who yearned for something a bit sick
When the hound came around
Her knickers came down
Now she’s buried for copping a dog’s dick

More proof that I am no poet. And that I am going to hell, but at least I’ll know people.

Regards,

Robert A

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[quote]Robert A wrote:

[quote]Kirks wrote:
Am I missing something? Why has the limerick not been posted?[/quote]

Quite right you are sir.

There once was a lass from Limerick
Who yearned for something a bit sick
When the hound came around
Her knickers came down
Now she’s buried for copping a dog’s dick

More proof that I am no poet. And that I am going to hell, but at least I’ll know people.

Regards,

Robert A[/quote]

LOL…made my day…I stand by my quote you have a poet’s heart, in fact, I think you could write a little limerick about the Combat Forum that would be an instant classic.

Also,
Thanks for the information, very, very informative and I appreciate you dissecting the medical language and taking the time to answer my question.

I was on a range with a former sniper who decided to step way out of his lane and offer the line some advice. He suggested that in a fire fight(LEO, close range, with a pistol) we drop to both knees as it would offer a stable platform to shoot from.

WN70…by no means would I, in any way, consider myself more of an expert on shooting than anyone else. However, having practiced the close quater shooting thing pretty extensively over the years, I’m not really a fan of dropping to both knees in a close range gunfight. Allow me to state my reasoning / beliefs:

If I drop to both knees, I will be more stable…but I’m also trading mobility for stability. Once I’m in that position, the only place I can move quickly to from there is prone…so why not just go prone in the first place? If you’re gonna drop, then drop all the way. Also, by dropping to both knees, I have now moved my head (and the ever important Brain Housing Group) to roughly where my center of mass just was. Essentially, I’m putting my head exactly where most handgun rounds are going…and I’m definitely not a big fan of that.

Lastly…I’m not sure who said it, but I am a believer in the theory that in a fight at close range, regardless of the weapon system, the winner is the one who gets on target “the fastest with the mostest”. In other words, whether it’s a handgun, edged weapon, or even a bare knuckle fight, it’s the one who starts landing hits on target first who usually wins. I prefer to focus on smooth draw, fast sight picture and positive trigger control. Does it mean I’ll win every time? No. But nothing guarantees that. I’m just of the opinion that working those factors will give me better odds. Some say the best cover in a gunfight is copious amounts of accurate return fire. I guess I subscribe to that mentality.

As I say though…just my opinion.

[quote]WN76 wrote:
I was on a range with a former sniper who decided to step way out of his lane and offer the line some advice. He suggested that in a fire fight(LEO, close range, with a pistol) we drop to both knees as it would offer a stable platform to shoot from. [/quote]

I don’t mean to insult the sniper, but are you sure he actually was? I have met a lot of “snipers” and I think more than several were either not being honest or doing the military version of “mall ninja”(so drawing an M-14 and standing on the deck of a ship at port or putting an ACOG on your carbine/rifle gets translated as “sniper”). I only ask because that seems like a really bad idea, and one that would get exposed in a spirited game of paint ball. I do think practicing seated “field positions” have value though. If only to show the gulf between inherent capability of the handgun and what I manage to wring out of it standing/moving.

So, what was your response?

Regards,

Robert A

[quote]Robert A wrote:

[quote]WN76 wrote:
I was on a range with a former sniper who decided to step way out of his lane and offer the line some advice. He suggested that in a fire fight(LEO, close range, with a pistol) we drop to both knees as it would offer a stable platform to shoot from. [/quote]

I don’t mean to insult the sniper, but are you sure he actually was? I have met a lot of “snipers” and I think more than several were either not being honest or doing the military version of “mall ninja”(so drawing an M-14 and standing on the deck of a ship at port or putting an ACOG on your carbine/rifle gets translated as “sniper”). I only ask because that seems like a really bad idea, and one that would get exposed in a spirited game of paint ball. I do think practicing seated “field positions” have value though. If only to show the gulf between inherent capability of the handgun and what I manage to wring out of it standing/moving.

So, what was your response?

Regards,

Robert A[/quote]

I am 100% sure he was a sniper, and I know he has been overseas in that capacity.

I have no idea where he was going with it, but I think he was trying to get us to do slow, controlled shots.

This person is not a range instructor, and was there as a courtesy because of his position. Due to his position, it would not have been wise to speak up about it. It was just a two mag relay and when he left we discussed how shitty it would be to die on both knees.

[quote]mapwhap wrote:
WN70…by no means would I, in any way, consider myself more of an expert on shooting than anyone else. However, having practiced the close quater shooting thing pretty extensively over the years, I’m not really a fan of dropping to both knees in a close range gunfight. Allow me to state my reasoning / beliefs:

If I drop to both knees, I will be more stable…but I’m also trading mobility for stability. Once I’m in that position, the only place I can move quickly to from there is prone…so why not just go prone in the first place? If you’re gonna drop, then drop all the way. Also, by dropping to both knees, I have now moved my head (and the ever important Brain Housing Group) to roughly where my center of mass just was. Essentially, I’m putting my head exactly where most handgun rounds are going…and I’m definitely not a big fan of that.

Lastly…I’m not sure who said it, but I am a believer in the theory that in a fight at close range, regardless of the weapon system, the winner is the one who gets on target “the fastest with the mostest”. In other words, whether it’s a handgun, edged weapon, or even a bare knuckle fight, it’s the one who starts landing hits on target first who usually wins. I prefer to focus on smooth draw, fast sight picture and positive trigger control. Does it mean I’ll win every time? No. But nothing guarantees that. I’m just of the opinion that working those factors will give me better odds. Some say the best cover in a gunfight is copious amounts of accurate return fire. I guess I subscribe to that mentality.

As I say though…just my opinion.[/quote]

I agree with everything you wrote. Cover is great, but it’s not going to make the other guy stop trying to kill you.

[quote]mapwhap wrote:
WN70…by no means would I, in any way, consider myself more of an expert on shooting than anyone else. However, having practiced the close quater shooting thing pretty extensively over the years, I’m not really a fan of dropping to both knees in a close range gunfight. Allow me to state my reasoning / beliefs:

If I drop to both knees, I will be more stable…but I’m also trading mobility for stability. Once I’m in that position, the only place I can move quickly to from there is prone…so why not just go prone in the first place? If you’re gonna drop, then drop all the way. Also, by dropping to both knees, I have now moved my head (and the ever important Brain Housing Group) to roughly where my center of mass just was. Essentially, I’m putting my head exactly where most handgun rounds are going…and I’m definitely not a big fan of that.

Lastly…I’m not sure who said it, but I am a believer in the theory that in a fight at close range, regardless of the weapon system, the winner is the one who gets on target “the fastest with the mostest”. In other words, whether it’s a handgun, edged weapon, or even a bare knuckle fight, it’s the one who starts landing hits on target first who usually wins. I prefer to focus on smooth draw, fast sight picture and positive trigger control. Does it mean I’ll win every time? No. But nothing guarantees that. I’m just of the opinion that working those factors will give me better odds. Some say the best cover in a gunfight is copious amounts of accurate return fire. I guess I subscribe to that mentality.

As I say though…just my opinion.[/quote]

First, you have to stop with the informative and reasoned posts in my joke thread. As penance, compose a limerick.

Second, thank you for posting that. I forget who wrote it but the saying I heard about sacrificing mobility for “low signature” or “cover” at close ranges was “Prone feels awesome, 'till you’re dead.”

Another anecdote that I am pretty sure came from Scott Reitz, who is an expert on gunfighting and training for such, was that when you look at where officers and bad guys get wounded it is in a fairly random distribution. So crouching, kneeling, or taking just one or two steps “off the X” may not buy you anything. He is a huge proponent of making accurate hits.

I didn’t take that as “don’t move” but rather movement for “movement’s sake” is not useful. So trucking to get actual cover between you and incoming fire is good. Moving to get a better angle to return fire is good. Just moving is upping your difficulty. Thinking of it this way moving is also still a great idea at really close ranges, 5 feet or closer, because fighting with guns, blades, or knuckles being beside or behind your enemy is better. I am not the Subject Matter Expert with firearms use however, so I could be wrong.

Regards,

Robert A

[quote]WN76 wrote:

[quote]Robert A wrote:

[quote]WN76 wrote:
I was on a range with a former sniper who decided to step way out of his lane and offer the line some advice. He suggested that in a fire fight(LEO, close range, with a pistol) we drop to both knees as it would offer a stable platform to shoot from. [/quote]

I don’t mean to insult the sniper, but are you sure he actually was? I have met a lot of “snipers” and I think more than several were either not being honest or doing the military version of “mall ninja”(so drawing an M-14 and standing on the deck of a ship at port or putting an ACOG on your carbine/rifle gets translated as “sniper”). I only ask because that seems like a really bad idea, and one that would get exposed in a spirited game of paint ball. I do think practicing seated “field positions” have value though. If only to show the gulf between inherent capability of the handgun and what I manage to wring out of it standing/moving.

So, what was your response?

Regards,

Robert A[/quote]

I am 100% sure he was a sniper, and I know he has been overseas in that capacity.

I have no idea where he was going with it, but I think he was trying to get us to do slow, controlled shots.

This person is not a range instructor, and was there as a courtesy because of his position. Due to his position, it would not have been wise to speak up about it.[/quote]

Got it. Well that is disappointing. Of course he would not be the first competent person who didn’t seem to have any bigger picture/reasoning about the why’s of what they do. Also, he may have had a valid point but simply was poor at framing the message so instead of communicating it he gave bad advice. Or he is a carrier for FAIL.

I sort of think the reason any of us train is so we don’t have to die on our knees. It will happen to a bunch of people this year. Some of them will be LEO’s. However, we train to make sure that we can fight instead.

Regards,

Robert A

[quote]idaho wrote:

Also,
Thanks for the information, very, very informative and I appreciate you dissecting the medical language and taking the time to answer my question. [/quote]

No problem. I hate when technical language is used as a barrier to communication. There really isn’t anything special about any of this.

Regards,

Robert A

Man.

Am I the only one on this board that was way more likely to be the criminal than the cop?

Bunch of Wyatt Earps around here, I feel like the only Johnny Ringo…

:frowning:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Man.

Am I the only one on this board that was way more likely to be the criminal than the cop?

Bunch of Wyatt Earps around here, I feel like the only Johnny Ringo…

:([/quote]

Tombstone was a great movie. Better than Jack Reacher by a huge margin.

I am not a cop either. I cannot lie well enough to play poker, and all my Tuberculosis PPD’s have come back negative so I would make a poor Henry Holiday as well.

In reality I think it is just a matter of selection. The combat board seems to have a population of people who train, think, and try to improve at whatever “combat” related art/skill is in question. With firearms that will draw the more serious LEO’s in a higher ratio than general internet. If it is about boxing you will get serious boxers, DonnyDarkoIRL, London, Davo, yourself for that matter. If you want to test my theory copy the OP and post it in GAL and see what we get. I am guessing the demographics of the posters will be more in line with what are expected. Or not. I don’t know if there is much interest in firearms, self defense, or law enforcement in the GAL forum.

Regards,

Robert A