[quote]chizzo wrote:
yes i have done that with a friend there is just one thing about that, if one of the guys has just shaved his nutts and has some stubble then they will tickle your scrotum and you won’t know who is giving you more pleasure, which will lead to you questioning your sexuality. haha just kidding I love the snatch.[/quote]
And if neither of you have shaved your junk, your balls stick to each other like Velcro.
[quote]chrismcl wrote:
chizzo wrote:
yes i have done that with a friend there is just one thing about that, if one of the guys has just shaved his nutts and has some stubble then they will tickle your scrotum and you won’t know who is giving you more pleasure, which will lead to you questioning your sexuality. haha just kidding I love the snatch.
And if neither of you have shaved your junk, your balls stick to each other like Velcro.[/quote]
The sticking together never bothered me, the part I always hated was pulling the sacks apart.
[quote]chizzo wrote:
this weekend was great in queens with some of the columbians and even though the ortiz fight was so gay the night turned out to be a great one. I just can’t belive how nasty flex827 got with dr. rocco, which I can say it really was expected when you put these fools in the same apartment with 40’s on the menu.[/quote]
You are right about that. Dr. Rocco was in rare form; a 40 of MGD on the ride up and one of C45 in the apt before his Jim Beam intake really got him in the proper mindset. Crooked I once again did me right…
[quote]chizzo wrote:
yes i have done that with a friend there is just one thing about that, if one of the guys has just shaved his nutts and has some stubble then they will tickle your scrotum and you won’t know who is giving you more pleasure, which will lead to you questioning your sexuality. haha just kidding I love the snatch.[/quote]
At that point, the “who” is not as important as the “Ju (lio)” if you know what I’m sayin…
You are always in good hands when you have a few 40’s in the mix and as for pulling the sacks apart I also don’t mind that as long as I am on top so that I am the first one to get off from the pile.
[quote]chizzo wrote:
You are always in good hands when you have a few 40’s in the mix and as for pulling the sacks apart I also don’t mind that as long as I am on top so that I am the first one to get off from the pile.[/quote]
I love the word pile. Here are some of my favorite uses.
Noun - "Wow! That’s a humongous PILE of feces!
Proper Noun - Private Pile, Gomer Pile
Verb - “PILE on some more of that maple syrup on my dick”
man this girl is looking better than ever and i really have to get in shape now not only for wedding pics at brians but also so that i can last all night. Hey flex827 do you think that I should use the " smell this " techinque
[quote]chizzo wrote:
man this girl is looking better than ever and i really have to get in shape now not only for wedding pics at brians but also so that i can last all night. Hey flex827 do you think that I should use the " smell this " techinque[/quote]
That technique is one that I would suggest in the intial stages. I also advise a goal of second or third base at Brian’s wedding and then a mutha fuckin grand slam aka grand salami at mine. I have faith in you sealing this deal and it’s so good that you get to see that ass on a regular basis. She already knows you’re a great guy so a nite out at a wedding will get the juices flowing and the mood right - and then right on time for round deuce in January.
My favorite pickup line of all time, “Excuse me miss, does this rag smell like chloroform?”
yeah i wanted to aske her the hole thing anout the rag but i decide to just cut it short and ask her to smell the rag. I was also planning on just getting her pregnant at brians wedding just so that she then would have to deal with me for the rest of her life or at least till the kid is 21. i mena isn’t this the face that you would like to jizz on for the next 18 to 21 years
and jsut in case I miss with the jizz I just hope that i can hit the younger sister
double trouble double the fun
[quote]chizzo wrote:
double trouble double the fun[/quote]
I think I recognize these people.
you should reconize them. thse are the girls that you and I will tag at your bachleor party and hopefully i will tag the older one at brians wedding. Oh u know they will be down for a ride down to ac in the uhaul.
Just a reminder about the wet t-shirt contest this Saturday, July 22, 2006 at 10 PM at the Cabana Bar located at 307 Beachway, Keansburg, NJ. Feel free to view their web page at:
www.myspace.com/...abana_keansburg
We went last year and got our dicks sucked.
[quote]Flex827 wrote:
Just a reminder about the wet t-shirt contest this Saturday, July 22, 2006 at 10 PM at the Cabana Bar located at 307 Beachway, Keansburg, NJ. Feel free to view their web page at:
www.myspace.com/...abana_keansburg
We went last year and got our dicks sucked.[/quote]
Here is the proper link to their site.
Unbelievable…
[quote]Flex827 wrote:
Unbelievable…[/quote]
I am definitely most like Bobby Brown although Dutch was my favorite. Why isn’t he in the picture?
Art - Jay from “Jay and the Americans” is this guy from work’s father’s cousin. Fucking awesome.
oh man we have to get him to come out with us, and man how bad was it that the cabana cancelled the wet t shirt contest. we didn’t get to see big tities