[quote]chizzo wrote:
I am sure that a lot of the things we might be doing may sound gay but as long as we all have fun then who cares right?[/quote]
At the end of the day all that matters is that we had fun and enjoyed ourselves. It doesn’t matter if it was gay, it doesn’t matter if people think it was stupid, it doesn’t matter if all we did was drink a 12 pack in the parking lot of a used car dealer while playing monkey in the middle with a bag of heroin and a toothless hooker.
[quote]Flex827 wrote:
chizzo wrote:
well, u are more than welcome to join us and as for twisting out the sluts that we are taking with us, they all know what they are getting into and know that they may have to take on as many as 3 guys for the night and a few of them may have to take on 2 guys at the same time cause nothing says male bonding like looking at your buddy getting head by the girl that you are hitting from behind.
After the first time we found ourselves in this situation, I did not feel uncomfortable anymore. You really have to stop winking at me though because I looks focus and wind up beating my dick up from not getting it back into the cornhole as smoothly as I’d like.
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I meant to say I “lose focus” and I don’t get the rhythm I need for effective penetration. I hate jamming my rod because it’s lost some flexibility through the years and the recovery time is not something I like to be at the mercy of.
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I am sorry that I winck at you all the time but thats my sign that I am about to release my mule juice and so its a warning to get ready just in case I miss her face or back, I would hate to hit you with some mule juice cause that is just not right. so now you know how I opperate
[quote]chizzo wrote:
I am sorry that I winck at you all the time but thats my sign that I am about to release my mule juice and so its a warning to get ready just in case I miss her face or back, I would hate to hit you with some mule juice cause that is just not right. so now you know how I opperate[/quote]
You have manners for two people sir. I know how u ride…DIRTY
[quote]brads1111 wrote:
these are my friends…I’ll make offers and I don’t care who reads this.
I was laughing so hard that I started shouting “I need a time out!”
I had to shower, eat, and shit before I was ready to finish the second half of this. Do you guys actually know each other? Since when do these trucks have a bunch of outlets? How about a personal generator. Fuck it at this point the price will be driven up so high that everyone will try to party until they die just so they don’t have to pay. This shit is priceless.
How about some MMA?
Maybe some knife fighting?
You could all load up shotguns and carry one bullet.
You could load up like gladiators.
Maybe one of you could be that guy with the net and spear. I always dug the gladius sword…
You could save money on the 3rd floor hotel i.e. set up for the ghetto abortin and just sleep in the truck and buy some boxing gloves. This way you don’t leave such distinct prints.
The most important part is Duct Tape. I’m not sure yet why you need it but you’ll find a reason.
By the way one of my friends was waiting in a line for an AC casino and tried to talk a woman in a bachelorette party out of her wedding by saying…
“Bro, you seriously wanna get married?”
“Come on I’m not better looking then your fiance?”
"“I can’t believe you’re getting married. Why would you do that.”
While waiting online by himself he singlehandedly ruined her wedding. “You just ruined my entire wedding.” They got so mad they left.
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How come the fat one says she loves anal, the fat one always loves anal, I know from experience- You think a hot carl is in store on the way back from Staten Island in the U-haul… Remember Dr. Louie Rocco leaves your pants unbuttoned and your gums bleading… Either that or we can meet them down at Dee-Jays down the shore for Karaoke on Fridays…
holy crap if it isn’t the voice from the south. its about time we got your imput in this and as for a responce to your coment of fat girls always liking it in ass, I think that its because they seek as much attention as they can and this is one way to do so.
Although going to south carolina to see your best friend and end up having anal with his roomate who wasn’t fat but was anoying still counts as a girl who seeks attention. Did I mention that I caught canadian aids today at work while i was outside in the rain, so I don’t know what kind of party animal i will be tonight.
[quote]chizzo wrote:
holy crap if it isn’t the voice from the south. its about time we got your imput in this and as for a responce to your coment of fat girls always liking it in ass, I think that its because they seek as much attention as they can and this is one way to do so.
Although going to south carolina to see your best friend and end up having anal with his roomate who wasn’t fat but was anoying still counts as a girl who seeks attention. Did I mention that I caught canadian aids today at work while i was outside in the rain, so I don’t know what kind of party animal i will be tonight.[/quote]
It’s nice to see the dirty south getting in theis bitch and even more special for the cack-a-lack to be represented. Dr. Rocco, I love your establishment. Why don’t we have it there?
Well, if dr.roccos where to put up a bar up here then it wouldn’t be in the dirty south it would just be dirty. I love that the last time we where all together at dr.roccos flex827 gave the staff a one butt trumpet salute during crappy hour. Oh and flex827 we have to find a way to get back to to the dirty south cause i have been caught ridding dirty up here too many time and i know that in the south you can ride dirty all the time.
[quote]chizzo wrote:
Well, if dr.roccos where to put up a bar up here then it wouldn’t be in the dirty south it would just be dirty. I love that the last time we where all together at dr.roccos flex827 gave the staff a one butt trumpet salute during crappy hour. Oh and flex827 we have to find a way to get back to to the dirty south cause i have been caught ridding dirty up here too many time and i know that in the south you can ride dirty all the time.[/quote]
Not only can you ride dirty all the time, you can “walk dirty” to the drive thru at Hardy’s before hopping in the car to go to Sonic. In the long run, you spend less money on gas but still get to ride dirty.
VERY VERY UNDERRATED FILM.
SAW IT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WHILE AND I WAS DOOKIE-ING MYSELF.
[quote]Flex827 wrote:
VERY VERY UNDERRATED FILM.
SAW IT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WHILE AND I WAS DOOKIE-ING MYSELF.[/quote]
“ya want me to come down there an rap you in the head with a ratchet?”
i loved that movie i wish i had it on right now but instead i am stuck at laurens watching a gay show “so you think u can dance” and i hate it so much, but as long as i have the dirty south next to me drinking some beam I am good. I just wish that i was home wacking it off. I hate africans so much they blow up the bathroom so bad at work, I know that’s so out of topic but i had to say that now.
see yah tomorrow fuck-face
[quote]chizzo wrote:
see yah tomorrow fuck-face[/quote]
Yeah you’ll see me and speaking of “see” how about S-E-A-S-I-D-E…
I feel for you I can’t believe you watched that shit at that filthy cunt’s house.
i THINK RUSSELL BOOKED THE STRIPPERS…
It has been suggested and confirmed that the MALT we consume be the ghetto kind (Crooked I, Colt, Camo, Steel) and none of that Smirnoff or flavored hard lemonade shit. That kind of stuff is only good for packing in your lunch box for grammar school.
A buddy of mine in HO-boken has a great place for us to get rid of dead hookers; his cousin has a place in Pleasantville (P-ville) not too far from AC.
[quote]chizzo wrote:
see yah tomorrow fuck-face[/quote]
Your comment reminded me of a fond childhood memory…
[quote]chizzo wrote:
well, u are more than welcome to join us and as for twisting out the sluts that we are taking with us, they all know what they are getting into and know that they may have to take on as many as 3 guys for the night and a few of them may have to take on 2 guys at the same time cause nothing says male bonding like looking at your buddy getting head by the girl that you are hitting from behind. [/quote]
Want even more bonding? Try double-clickin a girl. Theres no male bonding like the type of male bonding when your balls are clanking together as one is fuckin her ass and the other is fuckin her pussy.
yes i have done that with a friend there is just one thing about that, if one of the guys has just shaved his nutts and has some stubble then they will tickle your scrotum and you won’t know who is giving you more pleasure, which will lead to you questioning your sexuality. haha just kidding I love the snatch.
this weekend was great in queens with some of the columbians and even though the ortiz fight was so gay the night turned out to be a great one. I just can’t belive how nasty flex827 got with dr. rocco, which I can say it really was expected when you put these fools in the same apartment with 40’s on the menu.
