Bachelor Party

[quote]chizzo wrote:
oh man we have to get him to come out with us, and man how bad was it that the cabana cancelled the wet t shirt contest. we didn’t get to see big tities[/quote]

Yeah and more importantly, we didn’t get to see Daryl yell “BIG TITTIES”. How many hot chics were down there last night though? Is everyone born with a huge set of tits down there? WTF?

man it might be trashy down there but those girls all had some nice titties. I mean where else can you take your 4 year old nephew to a bar for kareokee night.

[quote]chizzo wrote:
man it might be trashy down there but those girls all had some nice titties. I mean where else can you take your 4 year old nephew to a bar for kareokee night.[/quote]

I agree. Holy shit there were some hot girls. I have to wonder how old they were.

hey listen you know my rule is that is they have d cups then im diving in its not my fault that girls are developing much faster now a days.

[quote]chizzo wrote:
hey listen you know my rule is that is they have d cups then im diving in its not my fault that girls are developing much faster now a days. [/quote]

That is a great rule and I actually think it is consistent with the local laws in Keansburg. I think that the sales tax increase is accompanied by a two-year decrease in age of consent.

Looks like the BP will be rescheduled for the fall…might as well wait for the old neighbor to turn 21, right Russell?

[quote]Flex827 wrote:
Looks like the BP will be rescheduled for the fall…might as well wait for the old neighbor to turn 21, right Russell?[/quote]

Newbies are required to consume magic potion - everclear mixed with Quick Chek Fruit Punch.

oh man I really cant wait till the bp, and I am so excited about the one we have to hit tomorrow. Just seing all you guys is going to be heaven and to put the cherry on top of the night is that there might be a dead hooker at the end of the night and if not a dead hooker at least one who will wish she had not made the desicion of becoming one in the first place.

[quote]chizzo wrote:
oh man I really cant wait till the bp, and I am so excited about the one we have to hit tomorrow. Just seing all you guys is going to be heaven and to put the cherry on top of the night is that there might be a dead hooker at the end of the night and if not a dead hooker at least one who will wish she had not made the desicion of becoming one in the first place.[/quote]

What a tune-up we have in store tomorrow night. There may be spies, so we may have to dump them in the atlantic with the “ladies of the night.”

oh man what a bachelor party last night. I had a lot of fun down ac but I really got upset with the 2 DORKS. All in in all it was a good night especially because we got to see a true master with the ladies at his best. Man Daper you are the man and I can’t wait to see you in action again when we go to caps bachelor party in a couple of months.

[quote]chizzo wrote:
oh man what a bachelor party last night. I had a lot of fun down ac but I really got upset with the 2 DORKS. All in in all it was a good night especially because we got to see a true master with the ladies at his best. Man Daper you are the man and I can’t wait to see you in action again when we go to caps bachelor party in a couple of months.[/quote]

Yeah it was great to see the whole gang. I wasn’t too pleased with some of the new additions but, hey, that’s to be expected. Sometimes old friends and new friends don’t get along - especially when stealling money is involved.

PM me for Brian Green’s number. This is the easiest way for anyone to get in contact with him. Am I immature for saying, “LET THE RANDY JOHNSON CALLS BEGIN?”


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I CAN BENCH PRESS 862,849,3000 POUNDS!

[quote]Flex827 wrote:
I CAN BENCH PRESS 862,849,3000 POUNDS![/quote]

Wow! That’s a SIGNIFICANT amount of weight. SIGNIFICANT number of pounds.