[quote]X-Factor wrote:
Oh My Gawd…Do you know what would make it all PERFECT…? HAMMOCKS!!![/quote]
That’s actually a very cool idea. The problem with hammocks is that once you get in one, you never want to get up. Then everyone is just lying around like they’re at club med or something. Again this is not to come down on your post, it’d just not right for the situation unless you want to turn this into a sleep over in a truck???
How about if you hired beetlejuice? On his website you can contact him for these sort of things… He would charge alot I’d imagine.
holy shit, i go away for five days and you guys start one of the most brilliant things i’ve ever seen. the ideas coming out of this are amazing. but i haven’t seen any mention of the 56 passenger charter bus. that is another big option that we can’t forget about. while we’re discussing this, is August 19th good for everyone? anyone with cute slutty female friends-let them know and tell them to bring all of their friends. by the end of this, we are going to need several buses to hold everyone. it’s going to be great. do you guys suggest 40’s, 22’s or kegs of malt liquor? and anthony, to answer one of the original questions in this thread-of course the flamingo will be where we stay.
[quote]Mr. Feces wrote:
Flex827 wrote:
chizzo wrote:
I really can’t wait as much fun as we are going to have that night the afternoon after has a big potential to be momorable too, just think of what people are going to think about when all of us walk in to get a bite to eat.
That Virginia City Buffet looks just as beautiful as the last time we stepped foot in there. Should we make reservatins or just roll in there 50 deep? I’d like to take a nice dump on one of the beds and wipe with the curtains just like Andre the Giant used to.
P.S. I never knew that Virginia had three i’s in it I always thought it was “Vagina City Buffet”.
P.P.S. I’ll take three sheets…
May I recommend the Borgata buffet??? Their dinner buffet offers all you can eat steak. We will all be the Kings of Feces after we get out of there.
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Mr. Feces - I am all about whatever buffet will turn us into the most productive feces machines. I would also like hookers who like to have feces rubbed on them and rub their feces onto me. I love waking up in the morning with a nice piece of terd in between my teeth.
[quote]Tin Can wrote:
X-Factor wrote:
Oh My Gawd…Do you know what would make it all PERFECT…? HAMMOCKS!!!
That’s actually a very cool idea. The problem with hammocks is that once you get in one, you never want to get up. Then everyone is just lying around like they’re at club med or something. Again this is not to come down on your post, it’d just not right for the situation unless you want to turn this into a sleep over in a truck???
How about if you hired beetlejuice? On his website you can contact him for these sort of things… He would charge alot I’d imagine. [/quote]
I agree that this crew won’t budge once anyone plops down in a hammock. Beetle juice could be expensive but that is still a pretty funny idea.
[quote]russellstrom54 wrote:
holy shit, i go away for five days and you guys start one of the most brilliant things i’ve ever seen. the ideas coming out of this are amazing. but i haven’t seen any mention of the 56 passenger charter bus. that is another big option that we can’t forget about. while we’re discussing this, is August 19th good for everyone? anyone with cute slutty female friends-let them know and tell them to bring all of their friends. by the end of this, we are going to need several buses to hold everyone. it’s going to be great. do you guys suggest 40’s, 22’s or kegs of malt liquor? and anthony, to answer one of the original questions in this thread-of course the flamingo will be where we stay.[/quote]
The 56 bus is also brilliant. We may have a hard time getting sluts to jump in the uhaul. Duct tape? I’m sure we’d find a way to get them to comply. The idea of MD 20/20 stirs up some memories and I think that we just need a couple dozen coolers of mixed cheap shit.
[quote]brads1111 wrote:
chrismcl wrote:
brads1111 wrote:
these are my friends…I’ll make offers and I don’t care who reads this.
Where do you - and more importantly these girls - live?
North Jersey, about 10 minutes from NYC. They aren’t known for slutyness but well all girls are whores so I can pitch an offer. I mean who needs friends?
Who are these soccer girls? I dunno, who cares. Do they really make kegs of malt liquor? Has anyone ever drank one and lived to tell? How much wood…
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I know where we can fit at least four of theire used, jizzed in bodies. As for the other one…
OH ITS NICE TO SEE YOU BACK RUSS. we have been working hard on caps big day an as you can see we have made contact with some of the usual suspects that we are know to be conected to. we really have to get some work done cause it is not too far away now. Oh also does anybody know if authorities can get finger prints or can tell who killed a person by the strangulation marks on their necks, you know guys I have been watching a alot of CSI and law and order SVU SO that we have a chance against getting caught, I am sure that this will come in handy cause I know someone is going to take it to far and you know who you are.
[quote]chrismcl wrote:
Flex827 wrote:
The idea of MD 20/20 stirs up some memories and I think that we just need a couple dozen coolers of mixed cheap shit.
Pussy.[/quote]
I was encouraging the use of MD 20/20. I’m also finding the biggest syringes I can get because I may not be able to drink as fast as I’ll need to.
[quote]chizzo wrote:
OH ITS NICE TO SEE YOU BACK RUSS. we have been working hard on caps big day an as you can see we have made contact with some of the usual suspects that we are know to be conected to. we really have to get some work done cause it is not too far away now. Oh also does anybody know if authorities can get finger prints or can tell who killed a person by the strangulation marks on their necks, you know guys I have been watching a alot of CSI and law and order SVU SO that we have a chance against getting caught, I am sure that this will come in handy cause I know someone is going to take it to far and you know who you are.[/quote]
Yeah, I think we know who it is…his name starts with an “M” and ends with a “r. Feces.” I don’t think Quick Check has enough canned ravioli to contain him, especially if he’s in one of his “Reverend Run” modes. Hey if you take the “verend” out of “Reverend Run” you get “Rerun”. Do you think he can make it?
well we have power converters that plug into lighter plugs and some of us do know eachother as for the rest, everyone is more than welcome to go and Im sure that more than one life will be ruined that day my main consern is to make sure we all come back. with that said is it ok for my uncle to go, i think he will be lots of fun
I know that Russ went to Spain last minute to pick up something very ridiculous. I’m curious how he snuck portuguesse prostitutes through customs. Chizzo, there is no fucking way that 5-0 can get prints from strangulation IF AND ONLY IF you yell “You deserve this you filthy cunt you are nothing but the scum of this earth beneath dog shit!” while doing it. If you don’t, they’ll surely find you.
[quote]chizzo wrote:
well we have power converters that plug into lighter plugs and some of us do know eachother as for the rest, everyone is more than welcome to go and Im sure that more than one life will be ruined that day my main consern is to make sure we all come back. with that said is it ok for my uncle to go, i think he will be lots of fun [/quote]
In the biggest blockbuster since the Jill incident in the bridal party, you’re uncle IS attending and in reciprocation a character to be named later must also attend…
[quote]Mr. Feces wrote:
I am very horny over this bachelor party. I even found the perfect hooker for us. I love the smell of anus in the morning.[/quote]
She is so hot it makes my nipples tingle. That is something that I would definitely hit raw dawg. Mr. Feces, you will be an asset to this extravaganza. By the way, I’m sure we can pick up a few heads on the way to get Holga. I think I’m going to have to wear my Castro hat just for the novelty. I’ll also bring the mermaid since we are going to be at shore.