Bachelor Party

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You say you will get a couple of kids to drive you around? I can just see a couple of kids closing it up, and putting a lock on the door latch, driving around for a while, a little off road, maybe some speed bumps, then leaving the truck just off 280 in Irvington.

Have fun boys. Just keep in mind that if you get pulled over, it will be a pretty hefty fine with all of you in the back. You see, you won’t know why you’re stopped, so you will all be yelling and banging on the truck. The NJ Gestapo will call for backup and then fire up the side of the truck before opening it up.

DB

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[quote]chizzo wrote:
well, I am sure that the big man will not disapoint and as for the toilet seats you know they aren’t safe, between the big man hiding behing the courtains and the tiolet seats being broken off it should be like the good old days like when jerry mitchell knocked out buddy oh and by the way I’ll take 3 sheets and a pencil which really weren’t selling that day so I think they are on sale along with the folders. This way i can write on my three sheets and keep the sheets safe in my new kids on the block folder[/quote]

The pencils were definitely moving slow that day; the NKOTB folder would be full price.

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
You say you will get a couple of kids to drive you around? I can just see a couple of kids closing it up, and putting a lock on the door latch, driving around for a while, a little off road, maybe some speed bumps, then leaving the truck just off 280 in Irvington.

Have fun boys. Just keep in mind that if you get pulled over, it will be a pretty hefty fine with all of you in the back. You see, you won’t know why you’re stopped, so you will all be yelling and banging on the truck. The NJ Gestapo will call for backup and then fire up the side of the truck before opening it up.

DB[/quote]

I actually live just off 280 in Irvington so it will already be parked there when we are loading up - the truck and our livers. Thanks for the advice regarding the youngsters who will possibly lock us up. It’s pretty funny if you think about it.

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Man this sounds like a good time! Some very funny shit posted here, if I have any ideas, I’ll chime in.

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[quote]Flex827 wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
You say you will get a couple of kids to drive you around? I can just see a couple of kids closing it up, and putting a lock on the door latch, driving around for a while, a little off road, maybe some speed bumps, then leaving the truck just off 280 in Irvington.

Have fun boys. Just keep in mind that if you get pulled over, it will be a pretty hefty fine with all of you in the back. You see, you won’t know why you’re stopped, so you will all be yelling and banging on the truck. The NJ Gestapo will call for backup and then fire up the side of the truck before opening it up.

DB

I actually live just off 280 in Irvington so it will already be parked there when we are loading up - the truck and our livers. Thanks for the advice regarding the youngsters who will possibly lock us up. It’s pretty funny if you think about it.
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It’s pretty simple get a baby monitor and hide it in the front, when it stops shut the fuck up and listen, if they get out, bust outta that shit and run a train on those bitches.

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Don’t be a party pooper DB
thats the reason why we are getting the uhaul that has the small door in the cab for the back, As for getting pulled over its all good sometimes you just have to get pulled oiver to make the night interesting

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Tin can please let us know of any ideas you can come up with we are always looking to improve the night, like the manager at the sand castle in seaside heights once said " you enjoy maximun" so we are try to reach maximun enjoyment for the night

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alright fellas, let’s start brainstorming!

Here are some suggestions:

How many electrical outputs are available in the back of this bad boy? I have a few ideas of what could be of use in them…

About the air conditioner, where is the water going to go?, unless it’s built in the truck, (whick I don’t think is the case because of the raffling idea.) I don’t know just throwing ideas here…

You may want to get the exact dimensions of the truck, this way we can better plan what goes where, making maximum use of the given space.

For the next while search the neighborhood (spelling?) for an old couch on the side of the road. If you know the dimensions of the truck you will then know what size couch to look for. It would be cool to place one or two along the wall or something. I don’t think you will want to be standing the whole time.

It would be a good idea to keep some empty plastic bags to put trash (or a garbage.) You don’t want empty bottles on the ground, the liquid will leak out, causing bad odours, then making the floor slippery causing someone to fall and hurt themselves. That would just suck on a party night. Plus when you get all drunk or goofed up, you won’t be chucking empty’s out the truck bringing unwanted attention from the law.

I would bring some hockey sticks and a ball or a soccer ball, with helmets, knee and elbow pads, so when the time is right you can get a little full contact game going… Or just taking slapshots on the goalie could be fun as well, could make a drinking game out of it…

I was at a party recently and there was a alien theme going and it was very cool. I say decorate the truck if you want some backdrops on the walls would give some ambiance, but then again they may just get all torn up from the hockey game or something.

If you can, get lots of old blankets to cover the floor as much padding as possible. They could be put in a corner in case anyone needs a place to crash. Or cover up some passed out drunk when the cops pull you over…

Oh yeah and you gotta film some of this, I really want to see some clips, I’m sure many others will want to as well. Just don’t show the part of you banging the stripper. Ha!

I don’t know your budget, but what if you were to line up some strip joints. You will need to call in advance to organize this, or even use a typical stripper agency. What you could do is go from joint to joint having a chick from each place to do a special dance. That’s why I suggested the couch… This could be costly as she will want some dude maybe outside the truck or inside to monitor your guys behavior. And don’t get the truck all disgusting and smelly c’ause she won’t set foot inside if it does. Could maybe hang an air freshner to show your consideration!

I guess that’s all for now, will keep a pen near by in case any others ideas come up…

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I want in.

Any chance of getting the U-Haul to float and swinging past Australia?

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[quote]Tin Can wrote:
alright fellas, let’s start brainstorming!

Here are some suggestions:

How many electrical outputs are available in the back of this bad boy? I have a few ideas of what could be of use in them…

About the air conditioner, where is the water going to go?, unless it’s built in the truck, (whick I don’t think is the case because of the raffling idea.) I don’t know just throwing ideas here…

You may want to get the exact dimensions of the truck, this way we can better plan what goes where, making maximum use of the given space.

For the next while search the neighborhood (spelling?) for an old couch on the side of the road. If you know the dimensions of the truck you will then know what size couch to look for. It would be cool to place one or two along the wall or something. I don’t think you will want to be standing the whole time.

It would be a good idea to keep some empty plastic bags to put trash (or a garbage.) You don’t want empty bottles on the ground, the liquid will leak out, causing bad odours, then making the floor slippery causing someone to fall and hurt themselves. That would just suck on a party night. Plus when you get all drunk or goofed up, you won’t be chucking empty’s out the truck bringing unwanted attention from the law.

I would bring some hockey sticks and a ball or a soccer ball, with helmets, knee and elbow pads, so when the time is right you can get a little full contact game going… Or just taking slapshots on the goalie could be fun as well, could make a drinking game out of it…

I was at a party recently and there was a alien theme going and it was very cool. I say decorate the truck if you want some backdrops on the walls would give some ambiance, but then again they may just get all torn up from the hockey game or something.

If you can, get lots of old blankets to cover the floor as much padding as possible. They could be put in a corner in case anyone needs a place to crash. Or cover up some passed out drunk when the cops pull you over…

Oh yeah and you gotta film some of this, I really want to see some clips, I’m sure many others will want to as well. Just don’t show the part of you banging the stripper. Ha!

I don’t know your budget, but what if you were to line up some strip joints. You will need to call in advance to organize this, or even use a typical stripper agency. What you could do is go from joint to joint having a chick from each place to do a special dance. That’s why I suggested the couch… This could be costly as she will want some dude maybe outside the truck or inside to monitor your guys behavior. And don’t get the truck all disgusting and smelly c’ause she won’t set foot inside if it does. Could maybe hang an air freshner to show your consideration!

I guess that’s all for now, will keep a pen near by in case any others ideas come up…[/quote]

Tin Can,

Your ideas are phenominal! The whole hockey idea made me think of one that I’m sure the whole gang will agree upon - ARENA FOOTBALL. Good call on trash bags, blankets and the ideas to minimize odors (that will come in handy during the two hour drive).

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Chizzo - Do you think we can get Mike’s brother to drive us? You know, have him drive a rig and we all just get shit faced in the trailer…

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flex827, I am sure that he would love to do that but to rent a rig and then the trailor that would cost a ton of money although they do have the temperaure control one and they are very sweet, I loved when ups rented them and it would be summer i would turn those things on while the warehouse would be like 110 degrees, they became like ac.

The other thing about having mikes brother drive is that there is no way that he would stay sober and im sure that we would make teh news when there is 53 foot trailor on exit 117 of the parkway.

I am loving the ideas that Tin cup came up with, we have to get the biggest truck that we can get our hands on and it has to be a avis truck cause they have the door from the cab to the back. also we we really need helmets and pads but I think we are going to have need for them not only in the ride down while we play hockey or arena football but also when we are shit faced and wondering the streets of ac.

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Helga, Im sure that if cubans can rigs cars and trucks to float we can come up with some kind of floating uhaul, the only thing is that I am scared of what may go on if we are in international waters cause as is right now we planing some goolish things and I could only imagine if we had no boundaries.

We would probably become the retarted pirates although Im sure we would be the first pirates out of the jersey shore.

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Just a few more ideas…

If the idea of a used couch on the side of the curb grosses you out, you could always cover it up with some old sheets and blankets… Just don’t think of the people who used to have sex on it, or some guy jerking off watching porn… Ha ha ha! Forget that think of some chick playing with her vibrator, or two chicks going at it, better?

If you can plug equipment in the back, I would get a strobe light (the one that makes everything in slow motion, would be very cool while playing any full contact game. Someone will get nailed in the nuts for sure!!!

A smoke machine???

A black light??? Could detect the semen stains on the couch!

One of you should dress up as a ref with a whistle, just more ambiance. Maybe even make the calls through a mega phone, these are always fun. I would blast a few farts through that for sure, good times man!

Get one of those lound horns that are like a can, lots of fun… Could blast the horn throught the mega phone???

I would have a red light that spins in the center of the truck off the ceilling.

I can just picture someone getting the ball in the back of the head while taking a swig of beer of something, ha ha ha…

What you could do as well is just get a large sheet of plywood or something to cover the floor. This would make a big difference if it’s one of those trucks with the rippled kind of floors. Much less change of getting hurt. Believe me just the truck stoping and going will be enough to make you fall, can just see someone swing his arm to gain balance and hit someone in the teeth with a beer bottle. Not very funny, not like getting hit by the ball in the back of the head while drinking… The cost between all of you wouldn’t be very much.

That’s all for now

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Everybody’s ideas are really getting me back into the mood/mode of the BP. Should we stock up on boxes from Costco to put the pieces of the dead hookers in?

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Yes, I do know this guy. “DIIIIEEEEEE HEARD THAT!!!” I think the guy that played Barth is now registered as a sex offender in North Dakota.

[quote]Flex827 wrote:
This one is for Mike…remember this guy? I’m sure this is how we’ll all look the morning after. Maybe we should bring some morning after pills with us…or a couple of wire hangers.[/quote]

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I am very horny over this bachelor party. I even found the perfect hooker for us. I love the smell of anus in the morning.

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[quote]Flex827 wrote:
chizzo wrote:
I really can’t wait as much fun as we are going to have that night the afternoon after has a big potential to be momorable too, just think of what people are going to think about when all of us walk in to get a bite to eat.

That Virginia City Buffet looks just as beautiful as the last time we stepped foot in there. Should we make reservatins or just roll in there 50 deep? I’d like to take a nice dump on one of the beds and wipe with the curtains just like Andre the Giant used to.

P.S. I never knew that Virginia had three i’s in it I always thought it was “Vagina City Buffet”.

P.P.S. I’ll take three sheets…[/quote]

May I recommend the Borgata buffet??? Their dinner buffet offers all you can eat steak. We will all be the Kings of Feces after we get out of there.

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[quote]Flex827 wrote:

My next question would be what types of booze are we looking into getting? I know we want the 40’s but think we should get some hard shit too.[/quote]

What the fuck is wrong with you cumdumpsters??? Use your Goddamn brains for once… You know the shit to get is Mad Dog 20/20.

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Oh My Gawd…Do you know what would make it all PERFECT…? HAMMOCKS!!!