[quote]Flex827 wrote:
I was encouraging the use of MD 20/20. I’m also finding the biggest syringes I can get because I may not be able to drink as fast as I’ll need to. [/quote]
ATTA BOY!!!
By the way, who the hell is getting married that this bachelor party is technically for?
[quote]chrismcl wrote:
Flex827 wrote:
I was encouraging the use of MD 20/20. I’m also finding the biggest syringes I can get because I may not be able to drink as fast as I’ll need to.
ATTA BOY!!!
By the way, who the hell is getting married that this bachelor party is technically for?[/quote]
GUILTY
[quote]Mr. Feces wrote:
Yes, I do know this guy. “DIIIIEEEEEE HEARD THAT!!!” I think the guy that played Barth is now registered as a sex offender in North Dakota.
Flex827 wrote:
This one is for Mike…remember this guy? I’m sure this is how we’ll all look the morning after. Maybe we should bring some morning after pills with us…or a couple of wire hangers.
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I’d like to register as a sex offender as well. How would I go about doing that in NJ (as I’m sure it may be different than the Dakotas)? Why don’t we all just register the night of the party?
Im sorry cap for I am already registered as a sex offender in 5 states as Im sure u were already aware of that. you guys can just call me the east coast prowler.
Sorry all that I am getting in on this a little late, but I do have 2 great ideas for the night.
If we can’t do that, I think at least 3 of us should leave AC to smear excrement on the official Gamemine.com car.
Flex - We should check out Studio 6 to see if they are doing karaoke that night. We can sing All Cried Out.
[quote]Mr. Feces wrote:
Flex - We should check out Studio 6 to see if they are doing karaoke that night. We can sing All Cried Out.[/quote]
Mr. Feces,
You have brought some brilliant ideas into the light. You still haven’t told me the requirements to become a registered sex offender…I’m very jealous that Barth has surpassed me in my goal. I’m going to wear my old Steve Sax Yankees jersey (#6). I know that Torre is #6 now but Steve Sax was so fruity and plus the number 6 - what a perfect fit for Studio 6.
[quote]chizzo wrote:
Im sorry cap for I am already registered as a sex offender in 5 states as Im sure u were already aware of that. you guys can just call me the east coast prowler.[/quote]
Dear East Coast Prowler,
I am very lucky to know you. I know that you achieved your status under stricter conditions than those in the Dakotas. You have disgraced the Amboys, The Plainfields, The Oranges, The Brunswicks, the Seasides, The Wildwoods, the Neptunes and oh yes THE RAHWAYS.
We are going to destroy the bathroom at Wild Wild West. Borgatta is a welcomed idea with all you can eat steak, but I’m more concerned with the overall big picture. The Wild Wild west caino experience can be enhanced by blasing Wild Wild West by Kool Moe Dee upon entrance. Afterwords, we can play Wild Wild West by Pet Shop boys at high volume while entering Studio 6. They better know some great plumbers.
I hate to bring some logic to the night’s plans but if you eat a shitload of steak, you’re probably not gonna see it come out ass-end for at least 2 days. My suggestion would be to eat some e-coli laced steak instead. That’ll get you shittin crazy-like in no time flat. Or some Ex-Lax shots.
I wouldn’t worry about the deleterious effects of the e-coli simply because you’ll be scouring your intestinal tract with some harsh liquor afterwards which should clean up pretty much any infections you might have in there.
[quote]chrismcl wrote:
I hate to bring some logic to the night’s plans but if you eat a shitload of steak, you’re probably not gonna see it come out ass-end for at least 2 days. My suggestion would be to eat some e-coli laced steak instead. That’ll get you shittin crazy-like in no time flat. Or some Ex-Lax shots.
I wouldn’t worry about the deleterious effects of the e-coli simply because you’ll be scouring your intestinal tract with some harsh liquor afterwards which should clean up pretty much any infections you might have in there.[/quote]
I agree and would like to put into motion that we follow through with this. Cysco will beat E-coli any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
I just wanted to thank everyone so far for all the excitement that has been stirred up by suggestions, comments, jokes and pictures. We are less than two months away and before you know it the party will be here! Let’s start putting these ideas into action and, please, any more suggestions are very much welcome. I love logging on when I get to work and laughing my ass off.
Awesome thread.
i would just like to point out again that this is the funniest thing i have ever seen. it’s after midnight and i am still at work. i was fucking miserable before i opened this shit back up, now i’m in tears laughing.
this will be the best party ever and you guys are right, we have to start making reservations and shit. we also have to take a trip down there to check out the scketchy whore place mike told us about. i think this will be a common site in the wild wild west bathroom after the ecoli buffet.
[quote]russellstrom54 wrote:
i would just like to point out again that this is the funniest thing i have ever seen. it’s after midnight and i am still at work. i was fucking miserable before i opened this shit back up, now i’m in tears laughing.
this will be the best party ever and you guys are right, we have to start making reservations and shit. we also have to take a trip down there to check out the scketchy whore place mike told us about. i think this will be a common site in the wild wild west bathroom after the ecoli buffet.[/quote]
Russell, this is such a great picture. I fondly remember that day and still haven’t washed the ice cream off of my fleace. I have no clue how to spell fleace but I do know how to spell FECES and I love that you referred to it as the ecoli buffet. Man that poop is exactly what I’d expect a combination of Taco Bell and Colonia Dairy Maid to look like. I’m about to hurl.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MR. FECES?
soory guy that I haven’t been posting but this job is kicking my ass and i had to go from sleeping 16 hours a day to about 5 during the day. I wish that I could find a job where I could get paid for pooping and wacking off. Oh and speaking of pooping man I don’t know what’s in the air latetly but my feces went form funny to rancid, it must be the new job and working with john kish talk about a shock to the system.
this thread is some next level shit. good to see jersey repping hard. the last time i went to studio 6, i was being propped up against the wall of the womens bathroom by some whores from the tropicana hooters while they stuffed cocaine up my nose. good times.
I would like to personally invite all who have posted or viewed this thread to a practice run…
There is a wet t-shirt contest on July 22 at 10 PM at the Cabana Bar located at 307 Beachway, Keansburg, NJ. Feel free to view their web page at:
There are pictures of some of the sluts that we’ll most likely see and I’m sure there will be more.
Chizzo and I went last year and all I can say is, “BIG TITTTTTIES!!!”
these are some of my favorite things in the fridge. Oh flex by the way my friend from work recomended some bars from perth amboy and since he lived there all his life and he is a scum bag just like us so we will love the “latino” bars there