The Uhaul is clutch cause it has mom’s attic in that bitch.
This is the kind of shit I love to read when I get to work in the morning. I laughed at that for several minutes. Fucking priceless.
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Just wanted everyone to know that we want to rent a Uhaul in lieu of a party bus. We’ll save a shit load of money and can just pay some kids to drive us. We’re gonna stock up on cheap swill; either kegs, 40’s or Nattie Light cans and get trashed on the way. We’re also going to try to put a couple of couches in the back along with an indoor AC unit (to be raffled off as previously mentioned). Some of our female friends will be joining us as well. We definitely need a pretty big truck. Also, the $14 for insurance will be money very well spent…
This one is for Mike…remember this guy? I’m sure this is how we’ll all look the morning after. Maybe we should bring some morning after pills with us…or a couple of wire hangers.
I’ve done the U-Haul thing before, its fun as hell, we got someone who didn’t drink to drive the truck. We drove North from where we live, stopping at a couple of bars on the way. Once we got to our furthest destination, we started to stop at every bar along the way. It was something like 12 or 13 bars. At each bar, we did a shot and a beer (at least). It is probably one of the funnest nights that I have ever had.
I really can’t wait as much fun as we are going to have that night the afternoon after has a big potential to be momorable too, just think of what people are going to think about when all of us walk in to get a bite to eat.
yo if we get all the of third floor on the flamingo we are going to have a lot of steps so we really don’t need to spend money on the morning after pill or wire hangers, don’t forget we are trying to save money for the booze.
[quote]chizzo wrote:
yo if we get all the of third floor on the flamingo we are going to have a lot of steps so we really don’t need to spend money on the morning after pill or wire hangers, don’t forget we are trying to save money for the booze.[/quote]
That’s a great point. We can just throw the whores down the steps. I can’t believe I was willing to waste money on MA pills and hangers. I know you think AC is the best invention ever, but the Ghetto abortion is a very close second.
[quote]chizzo wrote:
I really can’t wait as much fun as we are going to have that night the afternoon after has a big potential to be momorable too, just think of what people are going to think about when all of us walk in to get a bite to eat.[/quote]
That Virginia City Buffet looks just as beautiful as the last time we stepped foot in there. Should we make reservatins or just roll in there 50 deep? I’d like to take a nice dump on one of the beds and wipe with the curtains just like Andre the Giant used to.
P.S. I never knew that Virginia had three i’s in it I always thought it was “Vagina City Buffet”.
oh yes i can’t wait, by the way did you catch the especial on Andre the giant on A&E, it was so good! just like andre in the pic below, this is going to be me in ac I just hope that I can produce the ammount of poop that he did on the sheets
[quote]chizzo wrote:
oh yes i can’t wait, by the way did you catch the especial on Andre the giant on A&E, it was so good! just like andre in the pic below, this is going to be me in ac I just hope that I can produce the ammount of poop that he did on the sheets[/quote]
[quote]chizzo wrote:
oh yes i can’t wait, by the way did you catch the especial on Andre the giant on A&E, it was so good! just like andre in the pic below, this is going to be me in ac I just hope that I can produce the ammount of poop that he did on the sheets[/quote]
No conversation involving big men and Atlantic City would be complete without mentioning this man…KING KONG BUNDY
[quote]chizzo wrote:
yo if we get all the of third floor on the flamingo we are going to have a lot of steps so we really don’t need to spend money on the morning after pill or wire hangers, don’t forget we are trying to save money for the booze.[/quote]
My next question would be what types of booze are we looking into getting? I know we want the 40’s but think we should get some hard shit too.
[quote]tucker2024 wrote:
Ahhh…I remember my 60-minute bachelor party like it was yesterday.
I say 60-minutes because that is how long it lasted until I was drug to our tent…puked on myself shortly thereafter.
Tucker
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I give you a lot of credit lasting 60 minutes. Depending on how things go, I’ll probably be a mess before exit 117. That’s the Keansburg exit by the way…
Why bother with MA pills, just get the sluts pregnant and kick them out the back of the uhaul on the interstate. Just don’t grind up your gear box trying to find reverse.
[quote]X-Factor wrote:
Why bother with MA pills, just get the sluts pregnant and kick them out the back of the uhaul on the interstate. Just don’t grind up your gear box trying to find reverse.[/quote]
If we get the cunts pregnant, then we’ll need the male version of MA pills (the ones that change our blood type).
I don’t think that grinding our gears will be a problem cause i am pretty sure that we wont even slow down. Also I hope that I am drunk before I even get in the uhaul so that would make it exit 130
[quote]chizzo wrote:
I don’t think that grinding our gears will be a problem cause i am pretty sure that we wont even slow down. Also I hope that I am drunk before I even get in the uhaul so that would make it exit 130[/quote]
You are the master. I know you know what’s at exit 130…
I don’t think we’ve brought it up enough on this thread how much courage Jerry Mitchell had to finally stand up to Buddy. I want to rub feces on every set of tits we see on the 19th. I also expect there to be a canned ravioli incident, and also a “Where’s the big guy?” incident with Dapper hiding behind the curtains.
well, I am sure that the big man will not disapoint and as for the toilet seats you know they aren’t safe, between the big man hiding behing the courtains and the tiolet seats being broken off it should be like the good old days like when jerry mitchell knocked out buddy oh and by the way I’ll take 3 sheets and a pencil which really weren’t selling that day so I think they are on sale along with the folders. This way i can write on my three sheets and keep the sheets safe in my new kids on the block folder
