Arguments for Defending Taco-Eating

I’ve been eating alot of taco for quite some time now, but lately alot of people are becoming anti-taco and they always have me against the ropes in regards to their reasoning and arguments of how much more beneficial an anti-taco lifestyle is compared to eating taco.

It’s starting to annoy me now and I want to know some good reasons (not just “taco tastes good” or “taco is for sickos”) as to why its not good to be strictly non-taco. What do you guys say to people who try to push their stay away from taco “agenda” onto you?

I mean, they’re tasty, packed with vitamins and minerals, juicy, and oft times the precursor to incredibly beneficial release of stress and awesome sleep! What’s not to love???

I just tell them, “yo guiero Taco Bell”…and that I am so hungry I could eat a whole live person.

This usually leads to a quick drive to Taco Bell.

Oh noo he didn’t…

I say we have ID make a shirt that says “Only Gay guys don’t like Taco!” and draw something clever and creative … like a vagina or somethin…

[quote]polo77j wrote:
Oh noo he didn’t…

I say we have ID make a shirt that says “Only Gay guys don’t like Taco!” and draw something clever and creative … like a vagina or somethin…[/quote]

perhaps a girl dressed as a waitress sitting with a tray of tacos on her lap, have her drawn pin up girl style…or just a pic of a vagina, not as subtle but it gets the idea across

when i first started learning about diet and bodybuilding along with martial arts that if you are going to mess with a fast food place and still expect some results taco bell or taco bell types places would be the best to mess with.

most of the food has beans which we all know is high in protein, brown rice which is a great carb, veggies because everyone needs those and the shells of almost all their products have way smaller amounts of carbs when put up against a sub from subway. the is basically healthy for people that work out constantly so i’m not even sure how someone could challenge you in a conversation about eating that.

oh yeah and i left out the part about meat but i doubt anyone is going to taco bell to order veggie tacos.

Tacos For the Win.

the pink ones are my favorite, however.

Is this wrong?

shitIdontfuckingknowanymore!

[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:
Oh noo he didn’t…

I say we have ID make a shirt that says “Only Gay guys don’t like Taco!” and draw something clever and creative … like a vagina or somethin…[/quote]

perhaps a girl dressed as a waitress sitting with a tray of tacos on her lap, have her drawn pin up girl style…or just a pic of a vagina, not as subtle but it gets the idea across[/quote]

pin up girl style for the motherfucking win!! Fantastic idea

Oh man! Awesome ideas, fellas!

someone with some art skills get on this, as you can see I got none.

I’d buy that shirt…

now Andrew can’t call me a racist either.

[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
now Andrew can’t call me a racist either. [/quote]

but he can call you a communist

A approve of where this thread is headed.

The Drive-Thru Diet is the real deal.

A friend of mine used to have a shirt that read “If we aren’t supposed to eat Mexican food, how come they’re all made out of tacos?”

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[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
The Drive-Thru Diet is the real deal.[/quote]

you’re so ghetto, dude.

When we look back at paleolithic man, specifically the cave drawings found in most of their dwellings we see that man has evolved eating tacos. The recent deviation from the natural, taco-based diet we were born to eat is the root cause of all disease, sorrow, recessions, wars and reality TV.

We must return to eating tacos or we will die.

missions low carb tortillas with high amounts of fiber… lean beef or turkey with lawry’s packet for seasoning… cheese(optional), with homemade quac (healthy fats cause I’m in cali too) bell peppers, tomato, and onions just to get all the veggies… what’s not to love? who could argue with that?

[quote]Efuchs7 wrote:
missions low carb tortillas with high amounts of fiber… lean beef or turkey with lawry’s packet for seasoning… cheese(optional), with homemade quac (healthy fats cause I’m in cali too) bell peppers, tomato, and onions just to get all the veggies… what’s not to love? who could argue with that?[/quote]

I can -

Chocolate Tacos; Vanilla Tacos; Caramel Tacos; Butterscotch Tacos; Spicy Tacos; Russian Tacos; Asian Treat Tacos. It goes on an on… I never eat high fat tacos though. And I dont eat tacos with shreds of lettuce all over them - don’t like it when it gets in my mouth.