Lick the blue waffle for 5 minutes, or sleep with three live Giant Isopods under your sheets for a night?
Isopods.
isopods no doubt
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
Lick the blue waffle for 5 minutes, or sleep with three live Giant Isopods under your sheets for a night?
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blue waffle…at least it wont tear your scrotum open as you are sleeping and eat your gubernaculum.
i bet those things breathe like darth vader. fuck.
i can use a dental dam, right?
Aren’t the isopods deep-sea creatures? If so, they’d die pretty fast underneath sheets I think, wouldn’t have enough time to do much damage. Whereas the psychological trauma/venereal diseases from the blue waffle would last a life time.
[quote]BJack wrote:
Aren’t the isopods deep-sea creatures? If so, they’d die pretty fast underneath sheets I think, wouldn’t have enough time to do much damage. Whereas the psychological trauma/venereal diseases from the blue waffle would last a life time.[/quote]
We’ll imagine the isopods are very energetic even at sea level and the blue waffle doesn’t carry the risk of any permanent disease.
What’s a blue waffle?
5 shots of jack and the blue waffle plz.
is death an option?
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
[quote]BJack wrote:
Aren’t the isopods deep-sea creatures? If so, they’d die pretty fast underneath sheets I think, wouldn’t have enough time to do much damage. Whereas the psychological trauma/venereal diseases from the blue waffle would last a life time.[/quote]
We’ll imagine the isopods are very energetic even at sea level and the blue waffle doesn’t carry the risk of any permanent disease.[/quote]
Does blue waffle smell/taste how it looks?
I would eat one of those… Depends on the mood. They probably would smell the same if you left the isopod out for a few days in the sun.
Yum.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
[quote]BJack wrote:
Aren’t the isopods deep-sea creatures? If so, they’d die pretty fast underneath sheets I think, wouldn’t have enough time to do much damage. Whereas the psychological trauma/venereal diseases from the blue waffle would last a life time.[/quote]
We’ll imagine the isopods are very energetic even at sea level and the blue waffle doesn’t carry the risk of any permanent disease.[/quote]
Hmmmmmm…can we use syrup on the waffle?
oh dear god, i did not know what a blue waffle was and I was like, it can’t be that bad… I’d def choose the isopod now
i thought we agreed on blue taco? dammit, where’s PMPM when you need some back-up…
either way, i’ll take the waffle/taco everytime. those fuckers are pure evil. like the bastard child of a scarab bettle and kerleyQ…
[quote]BJack wrote:
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
[quote]BJack wrote:
Aren’t the isopods deep-sea creatures? If so, they’d die pretty fast underneath sheets I think, wouldn’t have enough time to do much damage. Whereas the psychological trauma/venereal diseases from the blue waffle would last a life time.[/quote]
We’ll imagine the isopods are very energetic even at sea level and the blue waffle doesn’t carry the risk of any permanent disease.[/quote]
Hmmmmmm…can we use syrup on the waffle?[/quote]
comes included LOL
The blue waffle looks like it tastes like raw onions.
The isopod will take your soul, butt-fuck it, then put it back in your body.
Blue Waffle FTW.
tdubs … you’re right it IS blue taco … and I’d choose a fucking bullet to the head … there’s no way in hell I’d go near either an isopod OR a blue waffle AGAIN
Fellas, clue me in here. What the fuck is about? Blue Waffles? What’s up with the blue waffles? I know you have to choose one or the other, but why is licking blue waffles a choice?
[quote]LeanCarlosBrown wrote:
Fellas, clue me in here. What the fuck is about? Blue Waffles? What’s up with the blue waffles? I know you have to choose one or the other, but why is licking blue waffles a choice?[/quote]
Yeah I’ve been kinda out of the loop WTF is the blue waffle?