Anything More Funny Than Flatulence?

is there anything more funny? as I grow older my parents continue to tell me one day I’ll be embarrassed by my flatulence, I believe the comedy of the good old fart joke will never die, legends live forever and this too me is my legend.

Who doesn’t like a good old fart joke, or sneaking up behind your mate whilst watching the footy, cricket, nfl, nba and dropping an egg on their head?

then there is the dangerous shart, there has been numerous times where I have had the odd close call…

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This one time in gym class we were testing how many sit-ups you could do in a minute, this kid that I was counting for kept ripping everytime he completed a couple reps, after a while I stopped counting sit-ups and started counting how many times he farted

and I got 37. I have no idea how many sit-ups I got though.