Anyone Win Lottery?

[quote]CJK wrote:
nephorm wrote:
The Bambino wrote:
Uhhhh…unless the basic rules of gambling and mathematics have changed I’d have to disagree.

Don’t you have to beat the spread? I don’t gamble on sports, this is just what I have always heard.

This is what I was talking about. It’s not as simple as my team beat your team. [/quote]

Dude, WHAT are you talking about? Have you ever placed a bet in your life?

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
gsxtacy wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
I know a guy who won a 54 mil lottery, and he acts like an ass, like he WORKED for it.

dont worry about it…statistically he will go broke before you will

Not likely. He was an accountant before winning. It’s been about 8 years since he won. He gets something like a $2.7 million check every year. He bought a mansion, cars, got married, had a baby, and invests in racehorses.

Otherwise, he’s a cheap bastard (at a family party, he nixed hiring caterers and instead fed everyone hoagies on paper plates). His brother is struggling to keep his family above water and this dude is no help in the matter. [/quote]

What a dick. I would beat at least a mil out of my brother.

[quote]LiftSmart wrote:
My grandma won $10,000 once.

My best is 2 bucks.[/quote]

I think my families best is -$20.

My best win was getting the chance to play in an academic bowl about Greece.

Other than that, I can’t win shit.

[quote]Defekt wrote:
Throw that shit in a bank account with a 2% interest rate? [/quote]

Want the equation for that?

[quote]rsg wrote:
Renton wrote:
Bitch won’t let me drive her car though.

And she probably got something nice and sporty, huh?[/quote]

Yup.

http://www.rsportscars.com/porsche/2006-porsche-carrera-gt/

Can’t really blame her for not letting me drive it. She saw what I did to that Monaro at Oulton Park.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080614/ap_on_fe_st/odd_lightning_strike

LOL

[quote]Renton wrote:
rsg wrote:
Renton wrote:
Bitch won’t let me drive her car though.

And she probably got something nice and sporty, huh?

Yup.

http://www.rsportscars.com/porsche/2006-porsche-carrera-gt/

Can’t really blame her for not letting me drive it. She saw what I did to that Monaro at Oulton Park.[/quote]

OH.MY!

That is my ultimate car, I am incredibly jealous.

[quote]Renton wrote:
rsg wrote:
Renton wrote:
Bitch won’t let me drive her car though.

And she probably got something nice and sporty, huh?

Yup.

http://www.rsportscars.com/porsche/2006-porsche-carrera-gt/

Can’t really blame her for not letting me drive it. She saw what I did to that Monaro at Oulton Park.[/quote]

She lives in the suburbs and has most likely gone like 80 in it, am I right?
Why the hell do rich people buy supercars and drive them from stoplight to stoplight? That thing gets ~10 MPG; even if the price of gas is not an issue, filling up like twice a day would just be a hassle for me.
She’s a woman; she couldn’t have gotten it in hopes of getting pussy. Just get a Bentley or Maserati or something…

[quote]Artem wrote:
Renton wrote:
rsg wrote:
Renton wrote:
Bitch won’t let me drive her car though.

And she probably got something nice and sporty, huh?

Yup.

http://www.rsportscars.com/porsche/2006-porsche-carrera-gt/

Can’t really blame her for not letting me drive it. She saw what I did to that Monaro at Oulton Park.

She lives in the suburbs and has most likely gone like 80 in it, am I right?
Why the hell do rich people buy supercars and drive them from stoplight to stoplight? That thing gets ~10 MPG; even if the price of gas is not an issue, filling up like twice a day would just be a hassle for me.
She’s a woman; she couldn’t have gotten it in hopes of getting pussy. Just get a Bentley or Maserati or something…
[/quote]

Yeah, like Bentleys and Maseratis get any much better gas mileage. I would just say buy the car you want, because either way, that thing is just going to drain the gas station.

A tiny bit better. The Phantom would get like 4MPG better than the Carrera. I meant that it just looks weird driving a supercar around the suburbs.

[quote]Christine wrote:
I think the most enjoyable gambling is blackjack.

I can sit at a table for several hours and make a few bucks or stay even.

Even if you lose a few bucks, I don’t look at the time as a loss if it is a fun table with good company.

[/quote]

I love blackjack. The casino has paid for my groceries for the last month or so through it.

[quote]Artem wrote:
Renton wrote:
rsg wrote:
Renton wrote:
Bitch won’t let me drive her car though.

And she probably got something nice and sporty, huh?

Yup.

http://www.rsportscars.com/porsche/2006-porsche-carrera-gt/

Can’t really blame her for not letting me drive it. She saw what I did to that Monaro at Oulton Park.

She lives in the suburbs and has most likely gone like 80 in it, am I right?
Why the hell do rich people buy supercars and drive them from stoplight to stoplight? That thing gets ~10 MPG; even if the price of gas is not an issue, filling up like twice a day would just be a hassle for me.
She’s a woman; she couldn’t have gotten it in hopes of getting pussy. Just get a Bentley or Maserati or something…
[/quote]

Actually she lives in the open country and thrashes the living shit out of it.

She’s a qualified race driver like her mum was before she was killed.

When I said she saw what I did to the Monaro - she saw it in her rear view mirror as she lapped me. And I have a pretty good lap time on that track.

[quote]Artem wrote:
A tiny bit better. The Phantom would get like 4MPG better than the Carrera. I meant that it just looks weird driving a supercar around the suburbs.[/quote]

Depends where you live. If you live in the suburbs in California and you don’t have one, you are weird.

But I do agree that the Phantom would get better gas mileage, but either way, you are still screwed.