Whats better than a 14 year old in the shower?
A 12 year old.
What do you get when you mix a duck, a goose and a giraffe?
An unholy abomination of a creature.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Nothing. Those two species are so genetically dissimilar that it is not possible to breed a hybrid.
When dealing with a douche-bag:
How many pussies have you cleaned out douche?
I’ve posted this joke before but, okay it’s mean, but I still think it is funny.
A young woman is in the grocery line buying her items, one frozen dinner, one can of coke, one package of Twinkies, a gossip magazine, and one chocolate chip muffin.
The young man behind her says, “I bet you’re single.”
She blushes,smiles, looks at her items and says, “How’d you guess?”
and He says,
“Because your fat and ugly.”
I know.. I am going to burn.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was dying of starvation and thirst. It was trying to find some water and food. But it died before it could.
Why don’t Ethiopians take showers?
Many do.
How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
Five or six, probably.
Why do black people have white palms and soles?
Less melanin there.
Young Jeezy, Jay-Z and Richard Reid are doing a collaboration about shoes.
The album will be called “Reasonable Gout”
What do you call a black man and a white woman having sex?
A heterosexual couple engaging in sexual intercourse.
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
I’ve posted this joke before but, okay it’s mean, but I still think it is funny.
A young woman is in the grocery line buying her items, one frozen dinner, one can of coke, one package of Twinkies, a gossip magazine, and one chocolate chip muffin.
The young man behind her says, “I bet you’re single.”
She blushes,smiles, looks at her items and says, “How’d you guess?”
and He says,
“Because your fat and ugly.”
I know.. I am going to burn.[/quote]
Ive always wanted to do this, but Im not big enough an asshole to do it
Guess Ill give my friend $5 to do it so I can sit back and laugh
I find all these non-jokes to be funneh
What’s black and white and looks like a horse?
A Zebra.
What’s green and has 5 wheels?
Grass.
Oh, I made up that stuff about the wheels.
what’s black and slippery?
A slipper.