Two guys were walking down the street.
One had long hair, the other one wasn’t bothered by that fact.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they are ugly and they smell bad.[/quote]
…so you go out with guys?
[quote]Invictica wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they are ugly and they smell bad.
…so you go out with guys?[/quote]
All the posts in this thread and that’s the one you take seriously?
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Invictica wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they are ugly and they smell bad.
…so you go out with guys?
All the posts in this thread and that’s the one you take seriously? [/quote]
oh we aren’t supposed to be serious?
I mean, I really do stab homeless guys.
(do I need to put j/k in here?)
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Invictica wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they are ugly and they smell bad.
…so you go out with guys?
All the posts in this thread and that’s the one you take seriously? [/quote]
I take all these posts seriously this is the ANTIJOKETHREAD.
A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that last a lifetime.
Your momma’s so fat, she eats too much and doesn’t get proper exercise.
The sports team you support is clearly made up mental, moral and physical defectives who don’t know the rules of the game and prove this at every given opportunity.
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
The police. Your entire family was killed in a car wreck.
What did the hobo get for Christmas?
Nothing.
[quote]miroku333 wrote:
What did the hobo get for Christmas?
Nothing.
[/quote]
This ones my fav
Two young boys wake up on Christmas morning, hop out of their beds and run downstairs to the Christmas tree. About a dozen gifts are neatly wrapped with big shiny bows. The first brother, Timmy starts unwrapping his gifts in joy. He gets a PS3, an iPHONE, a plasma television and many other expensive gifts.
Joey, the second brother looks underneath the tree to only find one gift with his name on it, “Joseph”. He opens it up and reveals a sweater. Slightly annoyed, Joey watches Timmy as he gloats and celebrates his array of gifts. “Looks like I’m Mommy and Daddy’s favorite”, proclaims Timmy. “Jealous I got better gifts than you?”, trying to dig into his brother. Joey, now upset replies “well, you have cancer”.
One day ElbowStrike decided to start an anti-jokes thread.
While many forum members posted anti-jokes, some insisted on posting jokes.
ElbowStrike was saddened by that fact.
So there’s this woman who comes home to her husband and says she wants a divorce.
He shoots her, the children, and himself.
She was pregnant at the time.
[quote]elusive wrote:
Two young boys wake up on Christmas morning, hop out of their beds and run downstairs to the Christmas tree. About a dozen gifts are neatly wrapped with big shiny bows. The first brother, Timmy starts unwrapping his gifts in joy. He gets a PS3, an iPHONE, a plasma television and many other expensive gifts.
Joey, the second brother looks underneath the tree to only find one gift with his name on it, “Joseph”. He opens it up and reveals a sweater. Slightly annoyed, Joey watches Timmy as he gloats and celebrates his array of gifts. “Looks like I’m Mommy and Daddy’s favorite”, proclaims Timmy. “Jealous I got better gifts than you?”, trying to dig into his brother. Joey, now upset replies “well, you have cancer”.[/quote]
I thought this was funny.
I can’t tell if that’s a good or a bad thing.
Which means it’s probably not an anti-joke.
[quote]Otep wrote:
elusive wrote:
Two young boys wake up on Christmas morning, hop out of their beds and run downstairs to the Christmas tree. About a dozen gifts are neatly wrapped with big shiny bows. The first brother, Timmy starts unwrapping his gifts in joy.
He gets a PS3, an iPHONE, a plasma television and many other expensive gifts.
Joey, the second brother looks underneath the tree to only find one gift with his name on it, “Joseph”. He opens it up and reveals a sweater. Slightly annoyed, Joey watches Timmy as he gloats and celebrates his array of gifts.
“Looks like I’m Mommy and Daddy’s favorite”, proclaims Timmy. “Jealous I got better gifts than you?”, trying to dig into his brother. Joey, now upset replies “well, you have cancer”.
I thought this was funny.
I can’t tell if that’s a good or a bad thing.
Which means it’s probably not an anti-joke.[/quote]
Unless Timmy doesn’t actually have cancer, and it was just Joey trying to insult him, and failing, resulting in an anti-joke.
There’s a black guy and a hispanic guy in a car, who’s driving?
The black guy.
Do dead baby jokes count as anti-jokes?
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Do dead baby jokes count as anti-jokes?[/quote]
I don’t think so.
though that point is arguable…
Why couldn’t the pony sing?
Coz it’s a PONY
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I dunno, one, I guess.