Another Synthol Douche

pinched me a labrador from the old maid down the tramway, mortle chortled hullabaloo, ran a jipper up the top-knot and bags yer granny the bobble-bippy-bum squatch.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]DeltaOne wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
Not cross eyed but… shit his eyes are just wrong.[/quote]

Because he has one eyebrow raised?

I guess the Rock is “just wrong” too.

He used to be a bodyguard for 50 Cent. He has a pic with him on his site and now I do believe his arms may actually be near that size when he is at his heaviest weight. I doubt they are that big in all of the pics though.
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Nah man, his eyes seems weird to me because he had the eyebrow raised in most of his pictures, I had the impression he had one eye bigger than the other.[/quote]

Wait…so seeing several pics with one eyebrow raises caused you to think his face was stuck that way?

…and guys like you are judging “synthol” use?

His traps are huge in ever pic of him including the ones from the movies he’s been in (that I’ve never heard of). I mean, shit, Iron Dwarf made a big deal of how my rear traps look…and that ain’t synthol either.[/quote]

I actually didn’t take a good look at all his photos, the only one who got my attention for more than some seconds was this one.

I didn’t said anything about synthol. My previous post about the similarity with Uncle Ruckus was, as I explained, due to the eye thingy. He does look like a tank though, and there is nothing wrong with that.


Interesting shot of the traps, shoulders, and slight swelling on the left biceps.

The way it would go is that if you have Cockney rhyming slang like “Barnet fair” meaning hair, then over time people shorten it and just use barnet to mean hair. In this case, Tiny Iron would essentially mean small homosexual.

I’m not saying Cockney rhyming slang is anything but stupid, but that’s how it works. The rest of the UK has better slang, I think.

[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
I actually didn’t take a good look at all his photos, the only one who got my attention for more than some seconds was this one.

I didn’t said anything about synthol. My previous post about the similarity with Uncle Ruckus was, as I explained, due to the eye thingy. He does look like a tank though, and there is nothing wrong with that.[/quote]

Either way, there is some guy now telling me his traps don’t rise from his shoulders…despite the HUNDREDS of pics showing they do.

kidding aside, its not much different from the jive talk (or whatever you want to call it) that came out of
Oakland.

I like it, I would read a book on it. Rhyming slang.


Must be synthol.

[quote]anonym wrote:
Interesting shot of the traps, shoulders, and slight swelling on the left biceps.[/quote]

That pic looks suspect. I’ll give you that. Also, site injections are probably even more likely.

[quote]Eli B wrote:
kidding aside, its not much different from the jive talk (or whatever you want to call it) that came out of
Oakland.

I like it, I would read a book on it. Rhyming slang.[/quote]

Really? I understood slang from America. I don’t get “Irons” meaning gay at all.

Holy shit X, you’re huge.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Must be synthol.

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No, because you actually have the sweep from the shoulders to the neck, instead of a rectangle on top of your shoulders.

Also, Hulk SMASH!

We can get this thread to 10 pages if we try harder.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Must be synthol.

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No, because you actually have the sweep from the shoulders to the neck, instead of a rectangle on top of your shoulders.

Also, Hulk SMASH!

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My guess is site injections into those areas. He still has huge traps though because they don’t look “recently injected” in those shots from the movies.

[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
Holy shit X, you’re huge.

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Synthol and creatinez, that’s all.

Looks like his arms are holding some fluid here.

Fun fact: if you go to Google Images and type in ‘tiny iron synthol’, you get two pictures of Kingbeef on page 3.

[quote]anonym wrote:
Looks like his arms are holding some fluid here.

Fun fact: if you go to Google Images and type in ‘tiny iron synthol’, you get two pictures of Kingbeef on page 3.[/quote]

Doesn’t surprise me. KingBeef would be considered a freak to most youtubers. I have no doubt there are tons of kids running around calling ANYTHING bigger than they are used to “synthol”.

Also, site injections don’t mean “synthol” use. Some bodybuilders do that before contests due to the immediate swelling in the area. Predominant sites would be biceps and side delts.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]anonym wrote:
Looks like his arms are holding some fluid here.

Fun fact: if you go to Google Images and type in ‘tiny iron synthol’, you get two pictures of Kingbeef on page 3.[/quote]

Doesn’t surprise me. KingBeef would be considered a freak to most youtubers. I have no doubt there are tons of kids running around calling ANYTHING bigger than they are used to “synthol”.[/quote]

I get the feeling Kingbeef WILL be a freak if he continues to do what he’s been doing.

[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
Holy shit X, you’re huge.

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I still have a way to go…plus, according to some here, I am just obese.

[quote]anonym wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]anonym wrote:
Looks like his arms are holding some fluid here.

Fun fact: if you go to Google Images and type in ‘tiny iron synthol’, you get two pictures of Kingbeef on page 3.[/quote]

Doesn’t surprise me. KingBeef would be considered a freak to most youtubers. I have no doubt there are tons of kids running around calling ANYTHING bigger than they are used to “synthol”.[/quote]

I get the feeling Kingbeef WILL be a freak if he continues to do what he’s been doing.[/quote]

He isn’t the only one. I would call the other two or three guys by name but I might mix them up.

So how exactly does Synthol work? If you do something ridiculous like in this pic, does it just stay in your body until you basically remove it?