It’s been at least two weeks since one of these threads has popped up, so I though one was overdue.
Now, I’ll admit most of the problems cause by larger legs are pretty easy to solve. For instance:
Problem: My pants don’t fit, What should I do? Waah. Solution: Buy a belt and some bigger pants. Problem solved.
Problem: My legs rub together when I walk, what should I do? Waah. Solution: Buy some underarmor. Or better yet, don’t walk, since walking is catabolic anyway. Problem Solved.
But what about this one?
Problem: My legs are alway pressing against each other and as a result, my nutsack and nether-region sweat continually and never get a chance to breathe. Solution: ???
Short of wearing nothing but a thong and walking around like I just got off a horse, what can I do?
if your sitting down a lot, keep your knees outside of your hips
find a good brand of boxer briefs
find a good brand of cargo shorts.
the only time i get low groin circulation is when im sitting in class at the university. ive never found a single chair in college that i could sit comfortably.
[quote]anonym wrote:
Get some anti-perspirant going on down there.[/quote]
Hmmm… I guess I could. It’s just that I’ve always been a little hesitant to apply anything to the underside of my junk. Sounds like a good way to irritate some very sensitive skin.
Of course, if I just cut off my balls so that PMPM can add them to her collection, then I really wouldn’t have to worry about that.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Get one or both of your legs removed.[/quote]
Prof. X and I agreed that this was the only solution to a smelly armpit in another thread. Someone call the Professor stat, I’m on my way to prep for surgery. The last one was a huge success.
