An Uncommon Pursuit

Only one point to me posting this story, not how you start, it’s how you finish that matters.

From Marty Gallagher’s Purposeful Primitive:

"He (Kirk Karwoski) got a great job as a Union Pressman and settled in. He bought a small condo and worked his union job. He’d get off at 4 everyday and stayed in this groove for the next decade. Kirk wanted to lift in the Big Leagues, the USPF/IPF.

I told him his squat depth wasn’t near low enough. He held all kinds of records in the fledgling ADFPA, but in the USPF squats had to be unquestionably below parallel. Plus the level of competition in the 242 pound class was stratospheric:

Thor Kritsky had played football at Virginia Tech with Bruce Smith; Dave Jacoby was the dominant 242er in the World; Willie Bell was a stud with an 800-plus deadlift; and Joe Ladiner was positively frightening . . . the 242 pound class was a meat grinder.

Still, he was the hottest young propsect on the scene. So we went to our first USPF nationals. He promptly bombed out: three straight squats, nine red lights, and bam! He was gone! The next year the same thing: another bomb out! The following year we yet tried again. He was insistent about starting with 804 in the squat, a Junior World Record.

I tried to talk him into starting lower, but he would hear none of it. His first attempt squat was turned down 2 to 1. Still, he had gotten one white light. His second attempt was turned down 2 to 1.

He flipped out and threatened mayhem. He told me point blank that if he missed his third squat and suffered the embarrassment of bombing out in his third straight National Championships he would quit powerlifting forever. He was super serious and I believed him.

As we stood on the chalk box prior to the do-or-die attempt, he chalked his hands. I chalked his back to keep the bar from slipping and happened to notice Ed Coan and Doug Furnas sitting in the front row. All of a sudden they started laughing about something totally unrelated, I quickly jabbed Kirk, hard in the ribs and said, “LOOK! Look at Furnas and Coan–they’re LAUGHING AT YOU!”

He looked over at his idols and instantly morphed into a demon. He finished chalking his hands and cotinued to glare at the dynamic duo of Doug and Ed. As they finished laughing at their private joke, they coincidentally happened to look at Kirk and I at the chalk box, their smiles still lingered on their faces, their shared joke must have been a funny one.

The look on Kirk’s face went from nervous, disjointed and apprehensive to a look of pure evil. Hatred cubed. “I’LL TEACH THOSE SON-OF-A-BITCHES NOT TO LAUGH AT ME!!!” he yelled. With that he stormed to the platform in front of a packed house and attacked the 804 like a maniac.

It would be nice to say he slaughtered the poundage and made it look easy . . . but I can’t . . . it was absolutely agonizing. Kirk did something he had never done before; he took the barbell all the way down to parallel, his usual turnaround point . . .

Then he took the poundage down another 3-4 inches–way below parallel–before he began an ascent that was so slow, so horrific, so excruciating, so intense and torturous that the jaded, seen-it-all Mike Lambert, powerlifting’s major domo and guru, later called this particular attempt, “The single most difficult lift I have ever witnessed in my entire life.”

Finished, Karwoski collapsed coming off the platform. The judge’s lights came on . . . on white . . . one red . . . ("OH SHIT! I heard him moan) then . . . a second white light! Pandemonium ensued!

The auditorium went nuts! He had set a Junior World Record, stayed in the competition, polaced third at the end of the day and went on to become one of the greatest powerlifters in history. We came within one red light of having him quit the sport altogether.

Later on Ed came up and asked, “What the hell was going on with The Kid on that last attempt? He looked insane!” I shook my head and said, “I owe it all to you and Doug.” Ed looked baffled. “Call it elemental (elementary???) child psychology.” I said. The boy became a man that day" (88-89).

I think I did a faithful typing job.

Captain Kirk at his best:

Wishing you all the best in your future meets.

I’d read that story and forgotten it, thank you for reminding me. I love Captain Kirk’s intensity, no doubt about it.

“I wanna hold it! I wanna Hold IT!” after walking out 1000 lbs and squatting it twice as the spotters tried to help(force?) him back to the rack.

Good stuff.

Thanks for weighing in and for the good wishes.


Beef Jerky dog fell apart, so I got a new dog. Dunno the breed, but he’s a babe magnet.

Hey Skid, sorry about how the meet went for you, but I don’t think any of us are disappointed. I’m certainly not. The problems are identified, quantified, and correctable, so no worries, just training.

Way to go man. I think you’re awesome.

[quote]mjnewland wrote:
Hey Skid, sorry about how the meet went for you, but I don’t think any of us are disappointed. I’m certainly not. The problems are identified, quantified, and correctable, so no worries, just training.

Way to go man. I think you’re awesome.[/quote]

Thanks MJ.

Awesome is over the top. I’ll settle for “grand fellow…”

Send money to ease my tears?

I’m already a post-whore and a PR whore. Why not an emo-whore?

I’ll make a sign - “Will stop crying for money.”

You could put on your singlet, dance around and we could stuff the bills into the singlet. You said you’re a whore.


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[quote]ecogenx wrote:
You could put on your singlet, dance around and we could stuff the bills into the singlet. You said you’re a whore.[/quote]

You might have something there.

I must ponder this…

[quote]skidmark wrote:
ecogenx wrote:
You could put on your singlet, dance around and we could stuff the bills into the singlet. You said you’re a whore.

You might have something there.

I must ponder this…[/quote]

Please noooooooo…

I’ve thought about it for a while and since I’m assuming y’all want me au naturel but for the singlet I’ve come to this:

Should I wear titty tassels or let them nips show?

Waitaminnit. How do I know you guys even HAVE a dollar?


You have a request

Shit… I’m in the lumber business. I OWE 10 dollars…

[quote]hel320 wrote:
You have a request[/quote]

ah finally! The gorilla my dreams. And ready for some monkey business. You aren’t part bonobo by chance?

All I got is my bank card skid… your gonna have to bend over so I have some place to swipe it! lol!

Sorry about your luck at the meet. Fuck 'em. Go back there next year and wipe the damn floor with them.

And here’s another thing: I was the lightest guy by 15 pounds squatting that weight.

Think I’m a still a little sore over it…

[quote]bunny7568 wrote:
All I got is my bank card skid… your gonna have to bend over so I have some place to swipe it! lol!

Sorry about your luck at the meet. Fuck 'em. Go back there next year and wipe the damn floor with them.[/quote]

You’ll need a towel to clean it, I think…

Feh - I’ll open with 400 next time.

Stuffing bills, singlets, bonobo’s
what the hell is going on here, tears
skids turning emo…
Bunny is either back or is using a computer on vacation

Did I miss that your dog passed on?
Hopefully I am wrong.

Skid I would just consider these as practise runs another work out.

3-2-2009
Standing Overhead Press - strict
barx15
96x10
135x3
155x3
165 3x3

Med Prone Grip Pullups
BWx5
+35x5
+70 3x3

Sumo Deadlift
225x5
315x3
405x3
435 3x3 (PR weight +30)

Pull down abs
130 2x12

Leg raises
2x8

The last set of sumos was the hardest because the pretty young thing working her abs finished and went to the treadmills out of sight.

It is really nice to be overhead pressing again. I missed it these last 7 weeks. I was happy to see I’ve only lost 2 reps. Elbow hurt a lot but it settled down after some warmup. It’s slowly getting better and that healing seems to accelerate when my carb intake is lower, so I may have some general inflammation going on.

I’ve changed my mind on going to 6 sets of three. I think I’m going to try 3x3 as heavy as possible for as long as I can and then do deload/rep days or 2x5s when I start burning out.

I want a higher frequency of sessions, but lower volume per session. Don’t know that I’ll be able to keep alternating DL and SQ like the last two sessions, but I felt pretty good going into DL tonight and I don’t feel wrecked right now, so it may work.

I’m thinking of incorporating wave loading over a month’s time as well, but I want to see how I feel in 3 weeks. That is, drop back 5-20 lbs to the poundage at the middle of the previous wave at the beginning of each month.

Thats a heckuva ohp Skid. There is something special about that move. I’m intrested in the wave unloading. I’ll have to do some research.