[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Everything you two touch turns to sex. I don’t fault you for it, but even on Sunday? lol. I just delivered the paddle, the rest is up to you two. I’m gonna go read the bible because this thread has tainted me.[/quote]
I blame Push.
What is wrong with spending a Sunday thanking God for sex? It is probably up there on the accomplishments list.
To keep this thread back on track, i’d like to apologize to my neighbor because when were 10, i was the one who stold his gameboy.
[quote]Christine wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Everything you two touch turns to sex. I don’t fault you for it, but even on Sunday? lol. I just delivered the paddle, the rest is up to you two. I’m gonna go read the bible because this thread has tainted me.
I blame Push.
What is wrong with spending a Sunday thanking God for sex? It is probably up there on the accomplishments list. [/quote]
And the Lord said to Hosea [God’s prophet], Go, take unto thee a wife of whoredoms and children of whoredoms. . . . So he [Hosea] went and took Gomer the daughter of Diblaim; which conceived, and bare him a son (Hosea 1:2,3)
From a quick search I did, you two are apparently right. Hmmm. This sunk my battleship.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Christine wrote:
So, if I were to accuse you of having a large ego, would that make me bad?
Yes.
Now go ahead and try it. You want the extra licks?
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Okay then… I’m pretty sure you have the biggest ego I’ve ever encountered. It’s enormously huge.
[quote]Digity wrote:
jp_dubya wrote:
one time the dog farted and I took the credit for it. Sorry Mr. Finster
That’s actually a good deed on your part. I did this once and the dog winked at me. That or I was really high…I can’t remember.[/quote]
BAHAHAHAHAHA
When I was younger, I took a sharp object the size and length of a paper clip and stuck it into a kid’s ear. It was a joke. Glad they didn’t sue and I hope he doesn’t have brain damage.
I apologize kid.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Christine wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Christine wrote:
So, if I were to accuse you of having a large ego, would that make me bad?
Yes.
Now go ahead and try it. You want the extra licks?
Okay then… I’m pretty sure you have the biggest ego I’ve ever encountered. It’s enormously huge.
That did it. I’m drilling holes in your paddle. The pattern it’ll leave on your T-Nation famous butt will look cute.
Maybe I’ll use a router on the paddle and make the holes square. Then next time you post some grilling pics everyone will think your ass looks like a waffle iron.[/quote]
Just make sure it’s smooth. I don’t want any splinters.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
I’d say, “Yeah, I be one smooth operator, baby” but IF I were to make such a brash statement one might accuse me of having a large ego and…I just can’t have that.[/quote]