An Apology is in Order.

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I’ll still post and read info, but I’ll be careful not to offend anyone on the boards.

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There was this kid I picked on in school 20 years ago…Joe if you are out there…I’m sorry.

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I masturbated on Easter once. Sorry Jesus.

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[quote]yogaroots wrote:

I hope this doesn’t fall on deaf ears.

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What’s that?

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[quote]Digity wrote:
I masturbated on Easter once. Sorry Jesus.[/quote]

only once ?

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When I was in grade two I picked up this giant chunk of concrete and through it on a kids back. Still feel bad about it. That was fucked up.

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[quote]Digity wrote:
I masturbated on Easter once. Sorry Jesus.[/quote]

You now also owe me an aoplogy for making me spit my drink on my computer screen when I read that.

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I killed a man.

I’m not sorry. I hated you, Dad.

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[quote]derek wrote:
yogaroots wrote:

I hope this doesn’t fall on deaf ears.

What’s that?

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Obviously, you need to quit masturbating.

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[quote]marlboroman wrote:
Digity wrote:
I masturbated on Easter once. Sorry Jesus.

only once ?

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I cummed blood so I stopped.

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hahahahahahahaaha

damn…another snot-filled keyboard

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[quote]yogaroots wrote:
I’ll still post and read info, but I’ll be careful not to offend anyone on the boards.[/quote]

What the hell are you talking about?

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I knew about the impending reptilian invasion years before I discovered pot. But I didn’t warn the others. Please forgive me.

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I’ve been very bad and I’m not going to apologize for it. It was too much fun.

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One time I pushed this kid named Doug off the monkey bars and he started crying.

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one time the dog farted and I took the credit for it. Sorry Mr. Finster

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[quote]jp_dubya wrote:
one time the dog farted and I took the credit for it. Sorry Mr. Finster[/quote]

That’s actually a good deed on your part. I did this once and the dog winked at me. That or I was really high…I can’t remember.

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[quote]Christine wrote:
I’ve been very bad and I’m not going to apologize for it. It was too much fun.

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It was indeed.

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If I don’t apologize and I was very bad, will I get a spanking?

I mean…

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[quote]jp_dubya wrote:
one time the dog farted and I took the credit for it. Sorry Mr. Finster[/quote]

You know I’m going to have to report you to PETA now right?