[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
I may have to call this Oil-A-Palooza on the fact that I am freaking hot and need to go shower.
It’s like the climate of Arizona moved to San Diego[/quote]
It’s just that heat wave that Cali is going through right now.
Hope you ladies are happy. You just hijacked Yogaroot’s thread.
I apologize to Yoga.
But I’m even more sorry that no oil was applied to either competitors. So sad.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
I’m impressed.[/quote]
Yeah, but you’re easy.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
I killed a man.
I’m not sorry. I hated you, Dad.[/quote]
That was so wrong.
Yet, I loled
[quote]Christine wrote:
I’ve been very bad and I’m not going to apologize for it. It was too much fun.[/quote]
I must get that put on a t-shirt.
[quote]Digity wrote:
I masturbated on Easter once. Sorry Jesus.[/quote]
That’s nothing.
Years ago, I once masturbated into a urinal at work.
I’m sorry to the poor bastard who used it after I did.
I was DJ’ing at a posh wedding once and wanked off behind the disco while 200 people all danced away oblivious in front of me, I’m not sorry although I would have been very very sorry if I got caught
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Digity wrote:
I masturbated on Easter once. Sorry Jesus.
That’s nothing.
Years ago, I once masturbated into a urinal at work.
I’m sorry to the poor bastard who used it after I did.
[/quote]
Dude, WTF? Do that in the janitor’s closet like normal people.
[quote]Electric_E wrote:
I was DJ’ing at a posh wedding once and wanked off behind the disco while 200 people all danced away oblivious in front of me, I’m not sorry although I would have been very very sorry if I got caught[/quote]
80% percent of these apologies are masturbation related. I hope you know that God watches you when you do that stuff.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
80% percent of these apologies are masturbation related. I hope you know that God watches you when you do that stuff.[/quote]
Ohhh… I’m being watched when I masterbate?
Am I bad if I say that sounds hot?
[quote]Christine wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
80% percent of these apologies are masturbation related. I hope you know that God watches you when you do that stuff.
Ohhh… I’m being watched when I masterbate?
Am I bad if I say that sounds hot?[/quote]
No, that’s actually the furthest thing from ‘bad’ that I can think of.
[quote]Christine wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
80% percent of these apologies are masturbation related. I hope you know that God watches you when you do that stuff.
Ohhh… I’m being watched when I masterbate?
Am I bad if I say that sounds hot?[/quote]
Yes. You are bad. In fact, you’re naughty. Very naughty.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Christine wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
80% percent of these apologies are masturbation related. I hope you know that God watches you when you do that stuff.
Ohhh… I’m being watched when I masterbate?
Am I bad if I say that sounds hot?
Yes. You are bad. In fact, you’re naughty. Very naughty.
Meester Barret, the only way an apology from her can truly be taken seriously is if she is bent over and feeling the heat from the penitent whacks that are so necessary to cleanse her troubled soul from her wayward indiscretions. The consuming guilt she carries is heavy and intense and must be purged with the iron-fisted rod of correction. There is no other way. Sorry.[/quote]
Push, you always know what to say to me you sweet talkin’ fool.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Christine wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
80% percent of these apologies are masturbation related. I hope you know that God watches you when you do that stuff.
Ohhh… I’m being watched when I masterbate?
Am I bad if I say that sounds hot?
Yes. You are bad. In fact, you’re naughty. Very naughty.
Meester Barret, the only way an apology from her can truly be taken seriously is if she is bent over and feeling the heat from the penitent whacks that are so necessary to cleanse her troubled soul from her wayward indiscretions. The consuming guilt she carries is heavy and intense and must be purged with the iron-fisted rod of correction. There is no other way. Sorry.[/quote]
If that’s the case. Christine, assume the position.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Christine wrote:
pushharder wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Christine wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
80% percent of these apologies are masturbation related. I hope you know that God watches you when you do that stuff.
Ohhh… I’m being watched when I masterbate?
Am I bad if I say that sounds hot?
Yes. You are bad. In fact, you’re naughty. Very naughty.
Meester Barret, the only way an apology from her can truly be taken seriously is if she is bent over and feeling the heat from the penitent whacks that are so necessary to cleanse her troubled soul from her wayward indiscretions.
The consuming guilt she carries is heavy and intense and must be purged with the iron-fisted rod of correction. There is no other way. Sorry.
Push, you always know what to say to me you sweet talkin’ fool.
I’d say, “Yeah, I be one smooth operator, baby” but IF I were to make such a brash statement one might accuse me of having a large ego and…I just can’t have that.[/quote]
So, if I were to accuse you of having a large ego, would that make me bad?
[quote]pushharder wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
pushharder wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Christine wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
80% percent of these apologies are masturbation related. I hope you know that God watches you when you do that stuff.
Ohhh… I’m being watched when I masterbate?
Am I bad if I say that sounds hot?
Yes. You are bad. In fact, you’re naughty. Very naughty.
Meester Barret, the only way an apology from her can truly be taken seriously is if she is bent over and feeling the heat from the penitent whacks that are so necessary to cleanse her troubled soul from her wayward indiscretions.
The consuming guilt she carries is heavy and intense and must be purged with the iron-fisted rod of correction. There is no other way. Sorry.
If that’s the case. Christine, assume the position.
It might do her hip flexibility some good if she grabbed her ankles besides presenting a nice target for the corporal punishment she so richly deserves.[/quote]
Everything you two touch turns to sex. I don’t fault you for it, but even on Sunday? lol. I just delivered the paddle, the rest is up to you two. I’m gonna go read the bible because this thread has tainted me.