Amazing Tire Commercial

Must…have…these…Tires.

Ha, that was fun.

Lol, the genius of it is no matter how many times
you prepare yourself for it, it owns you every time.

The ‘‘Kuchisake-Onna’’ strikes again!

I want this tire:

That got me good

I don’t get it.

Whats so special about these tires? and whats with the mummy-girl-thing?

[quote]carbiduis wrote:
I don’t get it.

Whats so special about these tires? and whats with the mummy-girl-thing?[/quote]

Driving winter roads can be scary…make sure you have good tires.

carbiduis typed: “I don’t get it.
Whats so special about these tires? and whats with the mummy-girl-thing?”

Nothing’s special about the tires, that was to get you to watch you numbskull,
you obviously didn’t figure out I was being facetious.
And she’s not a Mummy…Mummies are wrapped up in cloth and shit.
You’re the kind of guy I’ve always stole girlfriends from…and you are legion,
which is a Double-Edged Sword for the rest of us in society.

[quote]Karado wrote:
carbiduis typed: “I don’t get it.
Whats so special about these tires? and whats with the mummy-girl-thing?”

Nothing’s special about the tires, that was to get you to watch you numbskull,
you obviously didn’t figure out I was being facetious.
And she’s not a Mummy…Mummies are wrapped up in cloth and shit.
You’re the kind of guy I’ve always stole girlfriends from…and you are legion,
which is a Double-Edged Sword for the rest of us in society.
[/quote]

He said mummy-girl-thing which is worlds apart from the typical mummy.

Other than that I don’t understand the rest of your post.

Nards typed: “He said mummy-girl-thing which is worlds apart from the typical mummy”.

You say that like ‘‘mummy girl-thing’’ is an accurate description,
I told him what that Girl was already and that knucklehead completely bypassed it,
apparently you did as well.

[quote]Karado wrote:
carbiduis typed: “I don’t get it.
Whats so special about these tires? and whats with the mummy-girl-thing?”

Nothing’s special about the tires, that was to get you to watch you numbskull,
you obviously didn’t figure out I was being facetious.
And she’s not a Mummy…Mummies are wrapped up in cloth and shit.
You’re the kind of guy I’ve always stole girlfriends from…and you are legion,
which is a Double-Edged Sword for the rest of us in society.
[/quote]

Well I successfully hit a nerve that much is clear

…and kidnapping doesn’t count :wink:

[quote]Karado wrote:
Nards typed: “He said mummy-girl-thing which is worlds apart from the typical mummy”.

You say that like ‘‘mummy girl-thing’’ is an accurate description,
I told him what that Girl was already and that knucklehead completely bypassed it,
apparently you did as well.
[/quote]

You need to read more books on MGTs (Mummy-Girl-Things). If you read the top 10 books on that subject as I have you will see what a huge difference there is beyween MGTs and mummies.

You think it’s an MGT because you eat foods with MSG and watch too much UFC on
On Spike TV.

Nard ranted: ‘’…you will see what a huge difference there is beyween MGTs and mummies"

Ok, first of all it’s not “beyween” it’s between, and second of all a “mummy” whether it’s used
for a compound word or term implies it’s wrapped head to toe like a fuckin’ mummy somehow.
It’s not.
Let me repeat myself, it’s the ‘‘Kuchisake-Onna’’, the Japanese urban legend…learn about
it and get schooled there’s a huge difference between an ‘‘MGT’’ and Kuchisake-Onna.

Speaking of Urban Legends Push, you believe in the ‘‘Miracle Of The Sun’’ event in Portugal
because you’re Catholic, so I’d be careful of doing Drive By’s in threads involving
urban legends.

I don’t get the mustard thing.