For about the past two days I’ve been smelling something awful coming from the side area of my house. I figured it might be trash water that leaked from the trashcan onto the ground since the trashcan was empty. No, it was actually a dead black cat.
Now I’m not normally a superstitious person but Karma/Luck are things that I believe in.
If a black cat crossing your path is a sign of bad luck (never really believed) is a dead cat in your fucking backyard a sign of good luck???
Like I said, I’m not normally a superstitious person but this is a little bit too coincidental.
[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
meangenes wrote:
Now I’m not normally a superstitious person but Karma/Luck are things that I believe in.
How the fuck does that work?[/quote]
Because my beliefs are superior to yours. As well as my opinion, my lifestyle, my culture, my ethnicity, my town, state and computer chair; simply because you Uncle Gabby are a douche bag and a cunt and should shut the fuck up because you suck. Fact.
Is that a viable reason? Don’t answer that, just shut up because you suck.
[quote]meangenes wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
meangenes wrote:
Now I’m not normally a superstitious person but Karma/Luck are things that I believe in.
How the fuck does that work?
Because my beliefs are superior to yours. As well as my opinion, my lifestyle, my culture, my ethnicity, my town, state and computer chair; simply because you Uncle Gabby are a douche bag and a cunt and should shut the fuck up because you suck. Fact.
Is that a viable reason? Don’t answer that, just shut up because you suck.
Fuck your life.[/quote]
Nice mature reply.
Anyway, why would you think that a dead black cat symbolizes anything, except that a black cat died near your house? It is illogical to say that you aren’t superstitious normally and then abnormally believe that a rotting feline is somehow a projection of judgment against you for something you may have done, in this life or a previous one, which a “belief” in karma implies.
[quote]RhunDraco wrote:
meangenes wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
meangenes wrote:
Now I’m not normally a superstitious person but Karma/Luck are things that I believe in.
How the fuck does that work?
Because my beliefs are superior to yours. As well as my opinion, my lifestyle, my culture, my ethnicity, my town, state and computer chair; simply because you Uncle Gabby are a douche bag and a cunt and should shut the fuck up because you suck. Fact.
Is that a viable reason? Don’t answer that, just shut up because you suck.
[quote]Rattler wrote:
Dude, the cat just happened to die there. [/quote]
We don’t really know that. It could have been sent there by a voodoo witch to poison his air. The rotting smell might be that of his soul being leeched out of his body by the dead cat. Next thing you know, he’s getting a nail driven through his scrotum.
[quote]meangenes wrote:
For about the past two days I’ve been smelling something awful coming from the side area of my house. I figured it might be trash water that leaked from the trashcan onto the ground since the trashcan was empty. No, it was actually a dead black cat.
Now I’m not normally a superstitious person but Karma/Luck are things that I believe in.
If a black cat crossing your path is a sign of bad luck (never really believed) is a dead cat in your fucking backyard a sign of good luck???
Like I said, I’m not normally a superstitious person but this is a little bit too coincidental.[/quote]
I am superstitious like you. Sometimes outside events like the above mean you need to take a look at your life to see what is “rotten”.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Rattler wrote:
Dude, the cat just happened to die there.
We don’t really know that. It could have been sent there by a voodoo witch to poison his air. The rotting smell might be that of his soul being leeched out of his body by the dead cat. Next thing you know, he’s getting a nail driven through his scrotum.
[quote]meangenes wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
meangenes wrote:
Now I’m not normally a superstitious person but Karma/Luck are things that I believe in.
How the fuck does that work?
Because my beliefs are superior to yours. As well as my opinion, my lifestyle, my culture, my ethnicity, my town, state and computer chair; simply because you Uncle Gabby are a douche bag and a cunt and should shut the fuck up because you suck. Fact.
Is that a viable reason? Don’t answer that, just shut up because you suck.
[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
meangenes wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
meangenes wrote:
Now I’m not normally a superstitious person but Karma/Luck are things that I believe in.
How the fuck does that work?
Because my beliefs are superior to yours. As well as my opinion, my lifestyle, my culture, my ethnicity, my town, state and computer chair; simply because you Uncle Gabby are a douche bag and a cunt and should shut the fuck up because you suck. Fact.
Is that a viable reason? Don’t answer that, just shut up because you suck.