Affliction and Ed Hardy Tshirts

So…

Live has pretty much proven I have zero fashion sense. I had to look up everything he said, and I’m still lost.

If you can’t piss in public, the Armed Forces will teach you how

I have an upwards penis curve, and also sit when I know cumpiss is coming…

If the piss mop story was told to me in person, I would have never looked it up. Seeing as this is the internet, well I did.

You know, it takes me like a good year of working at a place before I can shit there. And I can’t shit in public unless it is a total emergency. I can’t even drop one at my inlaws house yet, been going there for awhile.

Plus the bathroom has to be clean. How weird is it that I need a clean bathroom to shit in it. Oh the irony.

Yes the piss mops was interesting. I watched a few videos… gave me a boner.

[quote]elano wrote:
Yes the piss mops was interesting. I watched a few videos… gave me a boner.[/quote]

i want to piss on a girl. then tell her to get the fuck out of my face.

[quote]Nikiforos wrote:
It’s funny how much these people who don’t care about their clothing so much and wear plain white tees everywhere, care about what others wear. [/quote]

QFT

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
elano wrote:
Yes the piss mops was interesting. I watched a few videos… gave me a boner.

i want to piss on a girl. then tell her to get the fuck out of my face.[/quote]

haha, that would be awesome.

The video I saw, this guy was like, I won’t pee hard, I’m gentle then he blasted her in the face with like 50 psi haha, then he stopped and was like ok I won’t pee so hard this time, then he did it again

The second vid I watched, he got this girl to gargle and swallow his pee, then he paid another girl 100 bucks to pee on her friend. At the end of the video, they made her stick her head in the bottom of the tub where everyone’s pee was collected. She blew bubbles in it.

Women are fucked up LOL

[quote]elano wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
elano wrote:
Yes the piss mops was interesting. I watched a few videos… gave me a boner.

i want to piss on a girl. then tell her to get the fuck out of my face.

haha, that would be awesome.

The video I saw, this guy was like, I won’t pee hard, I’m gentle then he blasted her in the face with like 50 psi haha, then he stopped and was like ok I won’t pee so hard this time, then he did it again

The second vid I watched, he got this girl to gargle and swallow his pee, then he paid another girl 100 bucks to pee on her friend. At the end of the video, they made her stick her head in the bottom of the tub where everyone’s pee was collected. She blew bubbles in it.

Women are fucked up LOL[/quote]

How much would it take for you to blow bubbles in the pee pool?

This an open question for the group…

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
elano wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
elano wrote:
Yes the piss mops was interesting. I watched a few videos… gave me a boner.

i want to piss on a girl. then tell her to get the fuck out of my face.

haha, that would be awesome.

The video I saw, this guy was like, I won’t pee hard, I’m gentle then he blasted her in the face with like 50 psi haha, then he stopped and was like ok I won’t pee so hard this time, then he did it again

The second vid I watched, he got this girl to gargle and swallow his pee, then he paid another girl 100 bucks to pee on her friend. At the end of the video, they made her stick her head in the bottom of the tub where everyone’s pee was collected. She blew bubbles in it.

Women are fucked up LOL

How much would it take for you to blow bubbles in the pee pool?

This an open question for the group…[/quote]

not happening son

chix r def whores

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
elano wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
elano wrote:
Yes the piss mops was interesting. I watched a few videos… gave me a boner.

i want to piss on a girl. then tell her to get the fuck out of my face.

haha, that would be awesome.

The video I saw, this guy was like, I won’t pee hard, I’m gentle then he blasted her in the face with like 50 psi haha, then he stopped and was like ok I won’t pee so hard this time, then he did it again

The second vid I watched, he got this girl to gargle and swallow his pee, then he paid another girl 100 bucks to pee on her friend. At the end of the video, they made her stick her head in the bottom of the tub where everyone’s pee was collected. She blew bubbles in it.

Women are fucked up LOL

How much would it take for you to blow bubbles in the pee pool?

This an open question for the group…[/quote]

50 mil. cash. upfront.

whoever says they’ll never do it-ya fuckin liars!

[quote]jCaesar88 wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
elano wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
elano wrote:
Yes the piss mops was interesting. I watched a few videos… gave me a boner.

i want to piss on a girl. then tell her to get the fuck out of my face.

haha, that would be awesome.

The video I saw, this guy was like, I won’t pee hard, I’m gentle then he blasted her in the face with like 50 psi haha, then he stopped and was like ok I won’t pee so hard this time, then he did it again

The second vid I watched, he got this girl to gargle and swallow his pee, then he paid another girl 100 bucks to pee on her friend. At the end of the video, they made her stick her head in the bottom of the tub where everyone’s pee was collected. She blew bubbles in it.

Women are fucked up LOL

How much would it take for you to blow bubbles in the pee pool?

This an open question for the group…

50 mil. cash. upfront.

whoever says they’ll never do it-ya fuckin liars![/quote]

I think you’re a liar. $50 million? Shit, man, $100k and I’m down.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
jCaesar88 wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
elano wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
elano wrote:
Yes the piss mops was interesting. I watched a few videos… gave me a boner.

i want to piss on a girl. then tell her to get the fuck out of my face.

haha, that would be awesome.

The video I saw, this guy was like, I won’t pee hard, I’m gentle then he blasted her in the face with like 50 psi haha, then he stopped and was like ok I won’t pee so hard this time, then he did it again

The second vid I watched, he got this girl to gargle and swallow his pee, then he paid another girl 100 bucks to pee on her friend. At the end of the video, they made her stick her head in the bottom of the tub where everyone’s pee was collected. She blew bubbles in it.

Women are fucked up LOL

How much would it take for you to blow bubbles in the pee pool?

This an open question for the group…

50 mil. cash. upfront.

whoever says they’ll never do it-ya fuckin liars!

I think you’re a liar. $50 million? Shit, man, $100k and I’m down.
[/quote]

The silence on this important issue is leading me to believe most people prices aren’t quite as high as yours even.

I’m thinking 80-95% would do it for 10,000-12,000 cash, and at least 60-70% here would do it for as little as 5,000. And a good 15% would go as low as 2,700-3,500.

We’re only talking like 30 seconds of bubbles, it’s not like you have to go swimming in it.

It was cool when 1 person wore it, but now i get a damn headache when I walk into a club.

Besides when a girl says ooo I really like this ed hardy shirt, and I ask her whats different from the 500 other designs in the room all I see is a blank stare.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
jCaesar88 wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
elano wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
elano wrote:
Yes the piss mops was interesting. I watched a few videos… gave me a boner.

i want to piss on a girl. then tell her to get the fuck out of my face.

haha, that would be awesome.

The video I saw, this guy was like, I won’t pee hard, I’m gentle then he blasted her in the face with like 50 psi haha, then he stopped and was like ok I won’t pee so hard this time, then he did it again

The second vid I watched, he got this girl to gargle and swallow his pee, then he paid another girl 100 bucks to pee on her friend. At the end of the video, they made her stick her head in the bottom of the tub where everyone’s pee was collected. She blew bubbles in it.

Women are fucked up LOL

How much would it take for you to blow bubbles in the pee pool?

This an open question for the group…

50 mil. cash. upfront.

whoever says they’ll never do it-ya fuckin liars!

I think you’re a liar. $50 million? Shit, man, $100k and I’m down.

The silence on this important issue is leading me to believe most people prices aren’t quite as high as yours even.

I’m thinking 80-95% would do it for 10,000-12,000 cash, and at least 60-70% here would do it for as little as 5,000. And a good 15% would go as low as 2,700-3,500.

We’re only talking like 30 seconds of bubbles, it’s not like you have to go swimming in it.[/quote]

You’re right. I think J’s initial $50 million comment skewed what my price would really be. I think I’d do it for 10k. Definitely for $20k. I really don’t think I could go lower than that, though. $3,500 really isn’t shit.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
jCaesar88 wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
elano wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
elano wrote:
Yes the piss mops was interesting. I watched a few videos… gave me a boner.

i want to piss on a girl. then tell her to get the fuck out of my face.

haha, that would be awesome.

The video I saw, this guy was like, I won’t pee hard, I’m gentle then he blasted her in the face with like 50 psi haha, then he stopped and was like ok I won’t pee so hard this time, then he did it again

The second vid I watched, he got this girl to gargle and swallow his pee, then he paid another girl 100 bucks to pee on her friend. At the end of the video, they made her stick her head in the bottom of the tub where everyone’s pee was collected. She blew bubbles in it.

Women are fucked up LOL

How much would it take for you to blow bubbles in the pee pool?

This an open question for the group…

50 mil. cash. upfront.

whoever says they’ll never do it-ya fuckin liars!

I think you’re a liar. $50 million? Shit, man, $100k and I’m down.

The silence on this important issue is leading me to believe most people prices aren’t quite as high as yours even.

I’m thinking 80-95% would do it for 10,000-12,000 cash, and at least 60-70% here would do it for as little as 5,000. And a good 15% would go as low as 2,700-3,500.

We’re only talking like 30 seconds of bubbles, it’s not like you have to go swimming in it.[/quote]

i bet you that chick did it for like $500

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

You’re right. I think J’s initial $50 million comment skewed what my price would really be. I think I’d do it for 10k. Definitely for $20k. I really don’t think I could go lower than that, though. $3,500 really isn’t shit.[/quote]

Absolutely, anyone that does that for less than 5,000 is a filthy monger of swill. (And you would be surprised what I would do for 20,000 cash.)

and yeah, Live is right, she probably did it for an 8 ball and a ride to the corner store for a 40 of OE.

beans- after your post i can’t help but to wonder…
How much cash would you have to get to swallow a guys load?

[quote]jCaesar88 wrote:
beans- after your post i can’t help but to wonder…
How much cash would you have to get to swallow a guys load?[/quote]

On film or private transaction?

Can your girl be there to teach me how?

[quote]jCaesar88 wrote:
beans- after your post i can’t help but to wonder…
How much cash would you have to get to swallow a guys load?[/quote]

Out of a cup, or do would you have to take it from the source?

From the source. On film. Yeah, you can watch me as I’m getting head, why not.

$5 million.

If it wasn’t on film and no one would know about it:

$1 million.

[quote]jCaesar88 wrote:
From the source. On film. Yeah, you can watch me as I’m getting head, why not.[/quote]

Jesus, throw a dog a bone over here, ouch…

On film and from the source? It would have to pay off the rest of my mortgage & put my boy through college. So, a lot.