[quote]counterfeitsoda wrote:
What exactly makes these people douchebags? [/quote]
People who wear Affliction generally have a certain attitude that I don’t like. They think that they are tough and are an MMA expert just because they watched a UFC pay-per-view last week.
Ive seen some ok Affliction shirts but the Ed Hardy is awful.The people that wear this shit should just wear clothes that say duoche bag.
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This thread is alive because somebody keeps chiming in every few posts with the same opinion that 99% of the rest of the people in this thread have.
Ok, who HATES post-cum piss?
Seriously, it’s like if I don’t pee right away, then it comes out in all these weird angles and gets all over me. It’s fucking annoying because its predictable. I’ve gone so far as to sit down and pee after I cum because it’s so fucking gay.
I just want to pee straight after I blow my load, damnit.
[quote]Stuntman Mike wrote:
This thread is alive because somebody keeps chiming in every few posts with the same opinion that 99% of the rest of the people in this thread have.
Ok, who HATES post-cum piss?
Seriously, it’s like if I don’t pee right away, then it comes out in all these weird angles and gets all over me. It’s fucking annoying because its predictable. I’ve gone so far as to sit down and pee after I cum because it’s so fucking gay.
I just want to pee straight after I blow my load, damnit.[/quote]
I hate it because I’m still standing at attention and I piss on the ceiling … if the girl has high ceilings I can get the arch right and hit dead center in the toilet … it’s a kind of after fuckin’ game for me 
… kind of like darts.
[quote]counterfeitsoda wrote:
What exactly makes these people douchebags? Honestly, the only ones I see being douchebags are the guys on this thread getting worked up over what another man is wearing.
I personally don’t see any reason for someone to label me a douchebag, and aside from the few people that you get in every group, most people I see wearing designer clothing really don’t do anything that should come off in that way.[/quote]
Have you ever been to NY and interacted with Russians between ages of 13 and 30?
Have you ever been to NJ and interacted with anyone between ages of 13 and 40?
I fucking hate pissing after blowing a load too. I don’t even bother trying to piss in the toilet. I just go out and piss in my neighbors backyard. I make sure to walk and move around as i pee to get as much “covered” as I can. Don’t call me an asshole, that fucker sprayed my peppermint with some pesticide shit when he was spraying his precious flowers
[quote]jCaesar88 wrote:
counterfeitsoda wrote:
What exactly makes these people douchebags? Honestly, the only ones I see being douchebags are the guys on this thread getting worked up over what another man is wearing.
I personally don’t see any reason for someone to label me a douchebag, and aside from the few people that you get in every group, most people I see wearing designer clothing really don’t do anything that should come off in that way.
Have you ever been to NY and interacted with Russians between ages of 13 and 30?
Have you ever been to NJ and interacted with anyone between ages of 13 and 40?
I fucking hate pissing after blowing a load too. I don’t even bother trying to piss in the toilet. I just go out and piss in my neighbors backyard. I make sure to walk and move around as i pee to get as much “covered” as I can. Don’t call me an asshole, that fucker sprayed my peppermint with some pesticide shit when he was spraying his precious flowers[/quote]
That giant asshole. Pesticides? On your peppermint? I bet that cock sucker was wearing Affliction AND Ed Hardy. What a douchenozzle!
And Polo, I guess it’s just genetic, becuase even when I’m super hard, mine never points straight up. It’s always straight out, a little to the right, and maybe a degree or two towards the ceiling.
Maybe my guy just is lazy. But in any case, if I still have a boner by the time I pee, I sit down and hook my johnson under the lid, cold at first, but it usually helps subside my raging friend
[quote]Stuntman Mike wrote:
jCaesar88 wrote:
counterfeitsoda wrote:
What exactly makes these people douchebags? Honestly, the only ones I see being douchebags are the guys on this thread getting worked up over what another man is wearing.
I personally don’t see any reason for someone to label me a douchebag, and aside from the few people that you get in every group, most people I see wearing designer clothing really don’t do anything that should come off in that way.
Have you ever been to NY and interacted with Russians between ages of 13 and 30?
Have you ever been to NJ and interacted with anyone between ages of 13 and 40?
I fucking hate pissing after blowing a load too. I don’t even bother trying to piss in the toilet. I just go out and piss in my neighbors backyard. I make sure to walk and move around as i pee to get as much “covered” as I can. Don’t call me an asshole, that fucker sprayed my peppermint with some pesticide shit when he was spraying his precious flowers
That giant asshole. Pesticides? On your peppermint? I bet that cock sucker was wearing Affliction AND Ed Hardy. What a douchenozzle!
And Polo, I guess it’s just genetic, becuase even when I’m super hard, mine never points straight up. It’s always straight out, a little to the right, and maybe a degree or two towards the ceiling.
Maybe my guy just is lazy. But in any case, if I still have a boner by the time I pee, I sit down and hook my johnson under the lid, cold at first, but it usually helps subside my raging friend[/quote]
I now know far too much about your erections…
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Stuntman Mike wrote:
jCaesar88 wrote:
counterfeitsoda wrote:
What exactly makes these people douchebags? Honestly, the only ones I see being douchebags are the guys on this thread getting worked up over what another man is wearing.
I personally don’t see any reason for someone to label me a douchebag, and aside from the few people that you get in every group, most people I see wearing designer clothing really don’t do anything that should come off in that way.
Have you ever been to NY and interacted with Russians between ages of 13 and 30?
Have you ever been to NJ and interacted with anyone between ages of 13 and 40?
I fucking hate pissing after blowing a load too. I don’t even bother trying to piss in the toilet. I just go out and piss in my neighbors backyard. I make sure to walk and move around as i pee to get as much “covered” as I can. Don’t call me an asshole, that fucker sprayed my peppermint with some pesticide shit when he was spraying his precious flowers
That giant asshole. Pesticides? On your peppermint? I bet that cock sucker was wearing Affliction AND Ed Hardy. What a douchenozzle!
And Polo, I guess it’s just genetic, becuase even when I’m super hard, mine never points straight up. It’s always straight out, a little to the right, and maybe a degree or two towards the ceiling.
Maybe my guy just is lazy. But in any case, if I still have a boner by the time I pee, I sit down and hook my johnson under the lid, cold at first, but it usually helps subside my raging friend
I now know far too much about your erections…[/quote]
Here’s a perfect example about how perpective is everything, because I feel like I know far too little.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Stuntman Mike wrote:
jCaesar88 wrote:
counterfeitsoda wrote:
What exactly makes these people douchebags? Honestly, the only ones I see being douchebags are the guys on this thread getting worked up over what another man is wearing.
I personally don’t see any reason for someone to label me a douchebag, and aside from the few people that you get in every group, most people I see wearing designer clothing really don’t do anything that should come off in that way.
Have you ever been to NY and interacted with Russians between ages of 13 and 30?
Have you ever been to NJ and interacted with anyone between ages of 13 and 40?
I fucking hate pissing after blowing a load too. I don’t even bother trying to piss in the toilet. I just go out and piss in my neighbors backyard. I make sure to walk and move around as i pee to get as much “covered” as I can. Don’t call me an asshole, that fucker sprayed my peppermint with some pesticide shit when he was spraying his precious flowers
That giant asshole. Pesticides? On your peppermint? I bet that cock sucker was wearing Affliction AND Ed Hardy. What a douchenozzle!
And Polo, I guess it’s just genetic, becuase even when I’m super hard, mine never points straight up. It’s always straight out, a little to the right, and maybe a degree or two towards the ceiling.
Maybe my guy just is lazy. But in any case, if I still have a boner by the time I pee, I sit down and hook my johnson under the lid, cold at first, but it usually helps subside my raging friend
I now know far too much about your erections…[/quote]
When I was younger, I always though my slightly to the right disposition was due to my spanking it with my right hand, so I tried to switch it up so it would point straight.
Now ya know a little more.
Happy Lanky? He elaborated a little more…
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Happy Lanky? He elaborated a little more…[/quote]
I PM’d him a few picks
I’m glad I now know too much rather than not enough…
[quote]Stuntman Mike wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Happy Lanky? He elaborated a little more…
I PM’d him a few picks[/quote]
I see the whole left hand idea didn’t work, though. Impressive nonetheless, SM.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Stuntman Mike wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Happy Lanky? He elaborated a little more…
I PM’d him a few picks
I see the whole left hand idea didn’t work, though. Impressive nonetheless, SM.[/quote]
Not bad for a 5’10 jew, is it?
Wanna know my secret? My Mom is the jewish one!
[quote]jCaesar88 wrote:
counterfeitsoda wrote:
What exactly makes these people douchebags? Honestly, the only ones I see being douchebags are the guys on this thread getting worked up over what another man is wearing.
I personally don’t see any reason for someone to label me a douchebag, and aside from the few people that you get in every group, most people I see wearing designer clothing really don’t do anything that should come off in that way.
Have you ever been to NY and interacted with Russians between ages of 13 and 30?
Have you ever been to NJ and interacted with anyone between ages of 13 and 40?[/quote]
You’re taking groups that are generalized as being rude, the Affliction clothing has nothing to do with that. That especially goes for NJ.
I also have the stage fright problem. It’s really anoying. I just stand there holding my wang and pretend to pee and flush lol This is bull crap, I used to not have a problem peeing in front of people when I was a little kid.
As for the muscle car with the big engine, anyone who has driven one knows how fun they are to drive. It’s not about impressing people as much as it is the feeling of torque pushing you up a steep hill as upshift into high gear. Can’t do that with a 4cyl.
My penis also curves slightly to the right.
They’re not generalized as being rude, they ARE rude (there are exceptions though) among other things.
Affliction/Ed hardy clothing has everything to do with that, since that’s what they wear most of the time, along with their ridiculous attitude. I’m only speaking from experience. And there’s no “experimenter bias” here, I’m the person to give everyone the benefit of the doubt and last one to judge
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
Yosh wrote:
I don’t care if you like the $150 t-shirts or not. I just hate the douchebags who usually wear those types of shirts.
I piss on Hummers in the parking lot outside of the bar since they are generally owned by the douchebags. I make sure to get it on the driver’s door handle.
wow youre cool[/quote]
And really tall apparently…
When I was in the Military and we had piss tests I’d have to drink and drink and drink water until I was practically cramping before I’d be able to go.
Nowadays I can piss mop with the best of 'em. Glad those days are behind me.