[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
I think some people think real life is like porno. Like women just rip their clothes off and beg for cock in the grocery store, your cubicle, chuch, jail, the zoo, etc…
It’s absurd.[/quote]
Sonofabitch…[/quote]
I’d be cool with some grocery store sex but jail & zoo Im out… Buzzkill more like boner kill
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
I think some people think real life is like porno. Like women just rip their clothes off and beg for cock in the grocery store, your cubicle, chuch, jail, the zoo, etc…
It’s absurd.[/quote]
Sonofabitch…[/quote]
Should visit Dagenham sometimes, I’ve seen girls there that are so horny their vaginas could swallow Sasha Grey whole.
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
I think some people think real life is like porno. Like women just rip their clothes off and beg for cock in the grocery store, your cubicle, chuch, jail, the zoo, etc…
It’s absurd.[/quote]
Sonofabitch…[/quote]
Should visit Dagenham sometimes, I’ve seen girls there that are so horny their vaginas could swallow Sasha Grey whole.[/quote]
Well I do believe it’s time for an Adventure! On a side note, I’d give Sasha Grey the most average minute and a half of her life…
[quote]thehebrewhero wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
I think some people think real life is like porno. Like women just rip their clothes off and beg for cock in the grocery store, your cubicle, chuch, jail, the zoo, etc…
It’s absurd.[/quote]
Sonofabitch…[/quote]
I’d be cool with some grocery store sex but jail & zoo Im out… Buzzkill more like boner kill[/quote]
What’s the matter, you don’t like the fresh scent of Elephant shit in the air while fucking random strange at the zoo??
[quote]pushharder wrote:
thehebrewloser strikes again.[/quote]
Proof that there are, indeed, dumb Jews.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
This thread has been an entertaining read. And very educating. I think I’ll just join a nunnery. [/quote]
I don’t think you are using the word “nunnery” correctly.
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
This thread has been an entertaining read. And very educating. I think I’ll just join a nunnery. [/quote]
I don’t think you are using the word “nunnery” correctly.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nunnery[/quote]
Peevishly fractious, you are.
[quote]pat wrote:
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
^66% of women don’t know their spouse is cheating on them even though 70% of men cheat…GTFO.[/quote]
That’s got to be a bullshit stat. 70%? No way. Anecdotally, I don’t see that AT ALL. Now I just may not know or be totally oblivious, which is possible, but that’s really, really high and I just don’t believe it.
Men have to work at getting laid, so unless they are actively chasing tale, they are seldom duped into it. So that would imply that most of those 70% want to cheat. That’s the hard part for me. I have known cheaters of course, but they go after it. Dudes who just do what they do, do not get into a situation where they find themselves accidentally cheating.
Chicks, if they look decent, can pretty much fuck who they want, when they want, if that’s what they are looking to do. So it’s much more difficult for a dude to cheat, because he has to do shit to get it. Women just have to exist, not look like shit and not smell too bad and it will come to them.
I guess the part I don’t believe is that many men actively try to cheat. I know lots of married dudes and I don’t see that seeking behavior in most of them. Ironically, it’s salesman who show that behavior.
Hey Maybe I am naive… I may be that dumb, but I tend not to underestimate people and I still have a hard time with that stat. [/quote]
I still cant believe Fox news is wrong next thing you guys will tell me Glen Beck isnt a real jouralist
OP just get a hold of your wife’s phone and send dick pics to her boss until either he stops talking to her or she gets fired, problem solved.
[quote]TomFoolery wrote:
OP just get a hold of your wife’s phone and send dick pics to her boss until either he stops talking to her or she gets fired, problem solved. [/quote]
[quote]SLAINGE wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]SLAINGE wrote:
This fucker at her work may have sensed her insecurities and prayed on them.
[/quote]
Probably the opposite of what he was doing, but…[/quote]
Sorry I dont follow? Are you suggesting she may have been chasing him? Either way we dont have a clue.
Anyway, there is one thing for sure, I wouldnt be ending my marriage over this UNLESS I had the full story. I would need to see these texts. Some things deserve the time to sort out properly. Raven did admit getting paralytic drunk and losing the head so me thinks he may have jumped the boat on this one. I never make decisions pissed esp. ones from the heart because they usually turn out to be a complete pile of bollox
I hope things turn out for the best R, good luck![/quote]
He confronted her and she left…if my wife did that I’d go ballistic. Change the locks. What is she a child?
[quote]pat wrote:
[quote]T-Raven wrote:
[quote]pat wrote:
Do you know if other dude is married? A call to his wife may be prudent. If you have that resource. Hell, give me his name and general local, and I could find out more about him than you ever wanted to know.
His name is Jay Anderson and he lives in Gray GA. Works for Southern Company as a Safety Engineer. He said he is divorced, but who kmows.[/quote]
On it…
This prick?
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/jay-anderson/62/11b/b04[/quote]
That is the prick. I would love to know if he has a wife.
Guys, you really should delete those posts asap. T-Raven, this won’t help anything for you.
[quote]csulli wrote:
Looks like Jay’s extremely passionate about his 3 German Shepherds. Be a shame if something were to happen to them.
Georgia’s not that far away; let me know if you need me to go Godfather on them. I’m great at fighting dogs hypothetically.[/quote]
I’m in GA right now
I see Jay Anderson knows Spanish but no English
Strike what I said above, I just read the dick pics suggestion and I am down with that idea. Everybody should send asap. Beth should even send her best penoris pic! (no not really, delete all references to that guy).
This thread is reminding me of the Ass Worship thread from SAMA days. I can’t keep up with it. I did catch a few posts about the frequency of cheating and I agree with USMC, it’s likely in the 20-25% range. I also agree with a comment someone made about it being mostly salesmen. I don’t believe its a personality trait of salesmen though (although if your good at sales it will increase your success rate if you try), I think it’s situational. Those sales guys who are on the road 30-50% of the time have it really rough. I can see how they might have a need to connect with someone. I HATE going business trips and being away from my family and if I had to do it a lot I could see the temptation of wanting to reach out to someone to in some way replace what I have at home.
Sitting here, I just mentally went through the families on my street that I know well enough. There are eight. Of them I can imagine 3 of the guys cheating on their spouse. Two of those 3 I would bet against it but i wouldn’t be shocked if it happened. Of the girls, there are two that I could see cheating and one I would bet against.
One guy I think probably has cheated and the thought gives me the hee-bee-gee-bees. A few years ago I was observing that often when his wife left, some ultra-preppy guy would pull up and go into the house. I wanted to think it was just my neighbors buddy but the way the guy just went into the house and all was quiet didn’t seem right. They were never out on the porch shooting the breeze drinking beer. They were never tossing a football around or anything like that. She would leave, dude would go in for a couple of hours, dude would leave, she would come home. Creepy shit. My neighbor then left for a year to get an advanced educational certificate. I figured it was part so he could go and bang men for a while without having to worry about his wife.
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
I think some people think real life is like porno. Like women just rip their clothes off and beg for cock in the grocery store, your cubicle, chuch, jail, the zoo, etc…
It’s absurd.[/quote]
Sonofabitch…[/quote]
lol the zoo
Here’s my guess at cheaters by profession:
#1 Pro athletes (If I had been a pro athlete at 24 I would have totally cheated)
#2 Traveling salesmen
#3 Cops.
[quote]on edge wrote:
Here’s my guess at cheaters by profession:
#1 Pro athletes (If I had been a pro athlete at 24 I would have totally cheated)
#2 Traveling salesmen
#3 Cops.[/quote]
#4 chicks with vaginas 20-50%
#5 dudes with ding dongs 20-70%
So if you were a 35 yr old pro athelete you would turn down the barrage of 20yr old model muff? I dont think so age aint nothing but a number & 20yr old poon is always hot
Also I think your post earlier was right harassing this stranger based on some random internet shit is a bad move… How do we know any of this shit is real… For all we now I started this thread to blow up some dudes linked in page becuase his dog shit in my yard…
Holy cow how could I have forgot rock stars and actors. Insert celebrities and #2.