[quote]Scrotus wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
Life is relative.
Speaking of relatives, dont fuck your sister.
I’m fucking serious, pull your pants up and leave her alone.[/quote]
What if she demands it? I mean, I love my sister and I don’t want to disappoint her.
My favourite quote of a quote of a quote:
“This is what Édith Piaf used to say: ‘Use your faults, use your defects; then you’re going to be a star’.”
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
And don’t drink Bushmills, it’s Protestant whiskey and only leads to bad things. Stick with Jameson.[/quote]
this statement will only speak to a few individuals, and I am proud to say that I am one…
two things:
after just going through divorce…leave your ex’s behind they are ex’s for a reason.
don’t stick your fingers where you wouldn’t stick your dick and don’t stick your dick where you wouldn’t stick your fingers!!!
[quote]lostinthought wrote:
Do it for the story. [/quote]
haha good 'ol Dave. I’ve done some stupid shit thanks to that quote alone.
Treat everyone with respect be it the boss or the guy in the mail room, a child or an elder, a friend or a stranger. and especially cops!
You are a better person for first treating others with respect whether or not they reciprocate.
Also, what goes around comes around.
Surround yourself with people who push you to be the best you can.
Don’t pee into the wind.
You do not need to know everything
Experience comes from bad judgement, bad judgement comes from lack of experience.
Life is a game that can only be played, not won.
Everybody wang chung tonight.
Unfortunately, this is not the prevailing attitude in this country.
Listen to and respect older people. If you can wade through the ramblings, there is more wisdom in them than you will find anywhere else.
Life is hard but at least it goes fast.
Expect the worst possible out come for everyone and everything. Then when all goes well it will be a welcome relief and and pleasant surprise but when it goes south you won’t be caught off guard.
In other words don’t stumble your way through life looking at the world through rose colored glasses the tint makes you miss the big picture and all the possibilities reality is harsh when it cathes you with your pants around your ankles.
Perfer et obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim
(Be patient and tough; one day this pain will be useful to you)
-Ovid
Let the mundane be acceptable. Let the difficult be the norm. Let the impossible be a milestone that you will eventually pass.
Dying’s easy; Living, now that’s hard.
when someone throws a brick at your head, duck. I learned that one the hard way. You’re welcome.
The best public speakers don’t always have the best ideas.
Just because they sound smart doesn’t mean they are.
Stupid people talk their way out of everything. Intelligent people don’t need to.
Squat!
Never follow cereal-box advice offered by a bunch of nut-jobs on the internet … =)
Either you can, or you can’t … and both ways you’re right
Wu-Tang Clan (apparently) Ain’t nuttin to fuck wit
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hard work never fails