Advice About Life

If you can’t do the warm up don’t bother with the rest.

I coined this yesterday when me and my friend were working out. I put 185 on the bar to prep for my max and got like 3 reps…
my friend didn’t even get one… so ya… and good news I have my 225 bench back… yes I know thats not good. but since I’m cutting I consider it a good thing.

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
fuck bitches -get money[/quote]

You got the order mixed up.

Life is shit. Wear a helmet.

Found this the other day and thought I’d share.

Alan Moore’s advice for young artists:

Edit:

He is addressing aspiring artists in the video but I think that a lot of what he says can be taken as general career / life advice.

Other than that, Mrs Lincoln, how was the play?
meaning-don’t sweat the small stuff.

To be is to do to do is to be.

Confusing but true.

Don’t piss off a coworker, he/she might one day become your supervisor.

Don’t charge anything to a credit card you can’t pay for in thirty days.

Question the answers.

Never trust anyone, especially politicians.

Never lie; learn to evade.

[quote]ahzaz wrote:

Take some time off from everything every once in a while.[/quote]

I’ll do you one better. Don’t structure your life around time. Instead, consider energy and effort spent and the subsequent results.

Life is relative.

And don’t drink Bushmills, it’s Protestant whiskey and only leads to bad things. Stick with Jameson.

When asked if he had any advice for young officers, the Duke of Wellington responded;

Urinate often.

Realize you are not stuck with your friends for life. Choose them wisely and if they turn out to be assholes, dump them on the side of the road just like the bitch who cheated on you.

It’s cliche but I always liked the quote:

Never lie, cheat, steal, or drink. If you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must cheat, cheat death. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.

[quote]That One Guy wrote:
Life is relative.[/quote]

Speaking of relatives, dont fuck your sister.
I’m fucking serious, pull your pants up and leave her alone.

[quote]lostinthought wrote:

Never trust anyone[/quote]

No way to live. Just sayin’.

Choose who you trust wisely, I would say. But your still going to fuck up that choice now and again. Shit happens.

[quote]boyscout wrote:
lostinthought wrote:

Never trust anyone

No way to live. Just sayin’.

Choose who you trust wisely, I would say. But your still going to fuck up that choice now and again. Shit happens.[/quote]

Point taken.

[quote]Scrotus wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
Life is relative.

Speaking of relatives, dont fuck your sister.
I’m fucking serious, pull your pants up and leave her alone.[/quote]

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never take psychiatric drugs of any kind