Advice About Life

-some stuff just doesn’t matter. Learn the difference between stupid, inconsequential bullshit and the really important things.

-Talk to people.

-Play or listen to really good music (any genre!).

-If you’re going to do something–anything–don’t half-ass it.

If it floats, flies or fucks…it’s cheaper to rent it

90% of life is just showing up.

Pick your battles.

Do whatever makes YOU happy… not to appease those around you or to stroke and perpetuate societal norms.

Never masturbate in the prone position.

Stay in school, kids.

Don’t feel entitled or obligated, ever.

Always remember that you’re better than everyone else.

Never take a bitch out to dinner.

There’s no such thing as a free lunch.

Don’t pet a burning dog.

On life and broccoli- Don’t knock it till you try it.

Don’t be ignorant. You can’t think outside of the box until you know what is in it.

Have a smile or two once in a while.

Don’t take yourself too serious and don’t be afraid to have a good laugh at yourself.

Learn your talent(s).

Don’t limit yourself to your talent(s).

Don’t trust your government.

Never turn down a free shirt or a free meal.

Never wear shoes you can’t jump a fence in.

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
fuck bitches -get money[/quote]

its fuck bitches and hoes ha not just bitches

Always strive for the best.

never look or treat people a certin way based on the contents of thier wallets.

some of the best people in my life are broke ass hell!

success is getting what you want… happiness is wanting what you have.

I think someone here said this and it stuck with me:
Do not spend your time upset over things you have little control over when you can enjoy life. Just make sure by the time you leave it, it is a better place because you were in it.

If you always get what you want, maybe you’re not expecting enough.

Success is living up to your potential. That’s all. Wake up with a smile and go after life! Live it, enjoy it, taste it, smell it, feel it.

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
lafemmeniki wrote:
In order to be FULLY present and take of another person you must take care of yourself first - whether this means allowing yourself gym time, a weekly destressing bath, etc. Everybody will benefit from that time you alott yourself.

I wish somebody told me this like 15 years ago. [/quote]

Ah, but would you have listened to this advice 15 years ago?

[quote]imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
lafemmeniki wrote:
In order to be FULLY present and take of another person you must take care of yourself first - whether this means allowing yourself gym time, a weekly destressing bath, etc. Everybody will benefit from that time you alott yourself.

I wish somebody told me this like 15 years ago.

Ah, but would you have listened to this advice 15 years ago?[/quote]

That’s the rub. And the reason why a thread about advice is ultimately futile.

Always enjoy every sandwich.

Without some sort of struggle there is no progress.

Better to have one bird in hand then two up in the air.

Every step you take should be as if you just came back from a long space voyage and landed back on earth. -Some buddhist guy

If somebody loves you for you, not money and material things. Hang onto that one.

Knowledge, family/good friends and personal health mentally/physically should be the main priorities sustained in life.

Never have more then 1-2 credit cards

Dignity/respect is something that has to be earned, not bought.

Never do a favor for someone cause they have bad credit and need your good credit for something. See to many people get their credit messed up.

about it for now…

This truly is good advice:

After a controlled pair to the center-mass (chest)of your target, ALWAYS follow through back to the head to ensure an incapacitating shot.

What?

Okay. How about - don’t take any wooden nickels?

Don’t eat wild cherries after a frost?

back to fecking off…