Did I just log onto the Lifetime Channel?
Who gives a rip?
I got chunks of kids like you in my stool.
Get used to it, Violin Boy…
[quote]mapwhap wrote:
I smell Klippy.[/quote]
Word.
[quote]K O N G wrote:
Did I just log onto the Lifetime Channel?
Who gives a rip?
I got chunks of kids like you in my stool.
Get used to it, Violin Boy… [/quote]
Whats Up Kong??? Been trying to get ahold of ya!
[quote]rom wrote:
ROFL what a crock of shit…predisposed to hit[/quote]
Man, now I have “Predisposed to Hit” to the tune of 2 Legit 2 Quit stuck in my head.
[quote]UtahLama wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
UtahLama wrote:
malonetd wrote:
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
Do you like Gladiator movies?
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Did you ever hang around gymnasiums?[/quote]
Do you like when scraps, grabs onto your leg, and, rubs up and down?
I don’t care what else happens on this thread. All I know is I got a positive response from Chinadoll. If that’s her in her avatar, she is absolutely gorgeous, and I can now call my day complete.
“You’re so money, you beautiful baby!”
[quote]HoratioSandoval wrote:
rom wrote:
ROFL what a crock of shit…predisposed to hit
Man, now I have “Predisposed to Hit” to the tune of 2 Legit 2 Quit stuck in my head.[/quote]
Haaaaaaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha!! Finally, someone with as warped a mind as I have!
[quote]LoneLobo wrote:
I suppose that now would be a good time to let you know that Yale, Harvard, Stanford, Georgetown, etc. don’t offer merit-based scholarships.[/quote]
Not to mention; have they ever seen any of your writing? Any college recruiter reading your posts on here would likely reconsider any scholarship offers.
He wasn’t hugged enough when he was little and now he is bugging us for attention.
Regardless of whether or not the story is true. Its retarded to post something like that. I could understand the whole I’m poor and rich girls dont like me kinda thing.
Then again children of rich people usually attend expensive private schools. Well the ones that own ferrari’s anyways. Poor people dont.
Just get over yourself dude.
[quote]Reef wrote:
“My hand speed was so swift I sometimes wondered where it came from, I used to break those automatic punching machines that they used to make.”
Older members will get this one, lol.[/quote]
One of the funniest threads ever.
Son of a bitch. The point is, somehow, even with the current financial situation, even if it means going to community college for two years, somehow I will manage to make it into college without placing my family in some state of financial disrest.
Like I said before, maybe a fucking voice recording would be better. Some parts of the story were meant to be humorous.
Ever read the Alphabet of Manliness? You know how he writes it in a so serious it’s humorous even though he sounds like a jackass manner. Just like that, maybe I need practice.
Like the birth part. I was born that big, but the whole nnurse picture thing, that was supposed to be funny. But fuck it, I’d rather save my reputation on this kickass forum, than have people take absolutely everything the wrong way.
I am genetically blessed. I know that. Maybe not to the extent that people take to seem that I have written it, but whatever.
I got into school off of scholarship and financial aid. I grew up “on the streets” so to speak, and I have a messed up family. That’s true. I’ve become a great fighter through experience, but to get there, I’ve had to take numerous beatings.
But, that was only half of the message. The main part, all humor and embellishment aside, was the social situation I was talking about.
HOWEVER. I do find the responses entertaining. I mean, not in a bad way. It’s funny. You guys have a great witty sense of humor/reactions as a community.
So, you can disregard this. Keep the posts coming. And hopefully this will have no effect the totally ass tight serious questions I ask in the parts of the forums regarding training. So, have your fun.
And on a further note, this has been a great welcome to the T-Nation forum, I mean, as far how funny it’s started.
And if you don’t like the post, fuck you… right in the ear.
Thanks everyone.
Jewboy.
[quote]FFJeff wrote:
I really liked the movie they made about your life. I think Brendan Fraser captured your character perfectly. [/quote]
Meh, I don’t really like Brendan Fraser. And the story isn’t quite the same.
And it could probably seem unoriginal because so many teenagers are in similar situations. I just happen to like training and I just happen to know about T-Nation.
And I’ve never tried to hide the fact that I was Jewish. So screw Brendan Fraser’s character. Hard.
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
Is your roundhouse kick so fast it travels back in time and kills people in the past?[/quote]
Everyone knows only Chuck Norris has roundhouse kick abilities near that level of power. For example, Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Dude you killed your reputation already, maybe get a new screen name and start over.
guys leave him alone or he will stare at you so seriously you will die and use his crazy fighting skills he learned in the getto on you
I think we can all agree he is one super cool geneticly gifted bad ass
…but realy calling your self geneticly gifted saying you have a huge dick and saying you were bred for fighting and how you can take every one in your school sounds… pretty damn humble for how bad ass you are
n3wb
[quote]n3wb wrote:
guys leave him alone or he will stare at you so seriously you will die and use his crazy fighting skills he learned in the getto on you
I think we can all agree he is one super cool geneticly gifted bad ass
…but realy calling your self geneticly gifted saying you have a huge dick and saying you were bred for fighting and how you can take every one in your school sounds… pretty damn humble for how bad ass you are
n3wb[/quote]
See! At least I know one guy who gets what I was trying to do!
And I never said my penis was huge, I just said it was the first and fastest part of me to grow. Hell, that can mean that it stopped at 4 inches. Or grew up to 10. You just don’t know. Just don’t know.
[quote]John S. wrote:
Dude you killed your reputation already, maybe get a new screen name and start over.[/quote]
No. fuck reputations who gives a fuck what people think of you, respect lifts and size
Why stop at 10? It’s the internet you know…
So what are these badass lifts of yours and at what weight?
I’ll give you this kid…you’ve got attitude.
I hate the post. It’s retarded. He’s got a computer, or acess to one. A house, and a school to attend. Yet his life is horrible, so horrible he has to come here and beg for attention.
I know people who grew up on the street. While im not one of them most of my friends have been through really shitty situations. I have even helped some of my friends through those situations.
Dude instead of bragging about your stupid fighting abilities or whatever. Instead of using your situation to glorify yourself, why dont you grow a pair of nuts and use your situation to help someone.