About Me/ Rich Girls Are Crazy

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Hell, what’s wrong with wanting a little attention? I don’t think I said I thought my life is horrible (and it’s not my computer, it’s my neighbors parent’s), but maybe I did, I really don’t care now. I got a sack too, right HERE grabs sack.

I have a terrible fight record, like 30-30 I just said that I’m better than most of the kids in my neighborhood

Honestly I thought this thread would die. But I guess not.

And my stats are pretty modest. That’s why I frequent here more than masturbation.

I’m 6’1 or 6’2 (with shoes) around 215 to 220, depending on the week.

I haven’t maxed out. So I couldn’t give you an accurate measure. Howevere these are my top lifts.

I can only bench 260 twice, then my penis just about explodes.

I’ve always been afraid of going higher on the deadlift, but I can do 350 a few times (a FEW, I don’t know how many, I really don’t keep count. Sometimes 3 other times 5)

And I can squat around 400, meaning a little below, but I’m too lazy to track because most of my little weights are old and unmarked, so, that’s just an estimation.

What the hell am I doing? I’m on the INTERNET!

I can Benchpress 600, squat 800 and deadlift 700.
I’ve never lost a fight, I’m too kickass, and I have a 13 inch penis. Not to mention I get more pussy than that crazy old lady who takes in stray cats down the street.

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That whole “when you write seriously but it’s humorous” is called irony. And perhaps if you paid attention in English class you might know that. Also you might also know that colleges don’t send letters to kids for having good grades and being badasses. Since I’ve just applied to college I happen to know that.
That was the serious response

your tone is a bit odd, reminiscent of real ultimate power…
and what does the title have to do with the thread? (the girl part was only a few sentances)

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Did someone else just take this kids screenname or did he seriously just put those lift stats.

Mariusz Pudzianowski’s stats:
Bench Press - 600lbs
Squat - 920lbs
Deadlift - 880lbs

He is THE WORLDS STRONGEST MAN. If you really are as big and strong as you say you are and you’re actually in high school I will buy you 72 Thai hookers that you can keep. Just respond to this post and I promise to keep my word if you are as good as you say you are.

And if you really are getting looked at by Ivy League schools before you’ve even taken the SAT then why don’t you just use your awesome intellect to build your own supercar? Then carry it around over your head. That will impress the ladies. I promise.

But seriously. If you are that smart then why not skip the rest of high school, finish up college in 1 year like that kid from UVA did in 06, and start your destiny as a strongman competitor/porn star/physicist?

And if you are as huge as you say you are, and you have a 30 win 30 loss fight record (Rocky hadn’t even been in that many fights in the 1st movie) then I need to go to your school. I need to see the prep school where giant mutants must battle on the regular.

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[quote]Qualay wrote:
That whole “when you write seriously but it’s humorous” is called irony. And perhaps if you paid attention in English class you might know that. Also you might also know that colleges don’t send letters to kids for having good grades and being badasses. Since I’ve just applied to college I happen to know that.
That was the serious response

your tone is a bit odd, reminiscent of real ultimate power…
and what does the title have to do with the thread? (the girl part was only a few sentances)[/quote]

you mean there isnt a bad ass scholarship?

N000OOOooooo

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[quote]Qualay wrote:
That whole “when you write seriously but it’s humorous” is called irony. And perhaps if you paid attention in English class you might know that. Also you might also know that colleges don’t send letters to kids for having good grades and being badasses. Since I’ve just applied to college I happen to know that.
That was the serious response

your tone is a bit odd, reminiscent of real ultimate power…
and what does the title have to do with the thread? (the girl part was only a few sentances)[/quote]

To-o-o be honest, I don’t quite understand your point in pointing out how I was seriously writing with irony. Or writing Ironically. Or seriously writing about irony. Or ironically seriously writing about irony. But none of what I just said really makes much sense to me.

And the whole college thing isn’t all that surprising. I take Advanced Placement classes. These classes are
taken by mostly older kids (juniors and seniors) but there are a few my age and grade, and it just so happens that the few my age and grade are receiving letters from the same Ivy League colleges I am.

But that really doesn’t matter anyhthing to me, because I already know where I want to go. St Johns in Santa Fe, New Mexico. And I really don’t feel like saying why right now, so PM me… Bitch.

And I’m just too super cool to use my awesome perfect super sweet writing skills on the internet. Or I’m REALLY REALLY lazy and don’t like to apply myself where I absolutely have no reason to. Well, that idea sticks mostly to the internet forums I belong to.

I know it’s gay if you ejaculate while looking at a man. But what if you ejaculate not because you are looking at him, but what he’s doing… Well, that sounded gay too. Let me just ask my question. Is it gay to ejaculate from such a heightened state of arousal achieved by watching Chuck Norris whoop ass?

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Dear harryhoudini,

please do yourself a favor and shut the fuck up. Thanks.

Sincerely,
T-Nation.

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stops masturbating

Okay.

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St Johns is a wonderful institution, although their Sante Fe campus is rather… loose as I’ve heard it.

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[quote]StevenF wrote:
Dear harryhoudini,

please do yourself a favor and shut the fuck up. Thanks.

Sincerely,
T-Nation. [/quote]

I want too second this but…

This dude is too fucking retarded funny to stop now.

I mean come on…

  1. Ivy League Potential

  2. MMA fighting Prowess

  3. Insane genetic lifting ability

  4. Large Wang (Supposedly)

This guy is everything a Hall of Fame Troll should be.

More Stories!!!

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[quote]UtahLama wrote:

I want too second this but…

This dude is too fucking retarded funny to stop now.

I mean come on…

  1. Ivy League Potential

  2. MMA fighting Prowess

  3. Insane genetic lifting ability

  4. Large Wang (Supposedly)

This guy is everything a Hall of Fame Troll should be.

[/quote]

Or just an imaginative 15 year old boy, which is what he is.

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[quote]harryhoudini wrote:
I’m 6’1 or 6’2 (with shoes) around 215 to 220, depending on the week. [/quote]

With shoes? Are they removable, or did they get surgically attached to you at one point?

If they’re removable, you’re 6’1". Period.

Personally, I’m 6’9", 7’5", 6’9", 7’5", 6’9", 7’5"… with pogo stick.

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Jeezus, some of you people seriously need to get over yourselves; you take this sitting in judgement thing to the point where you’ll be appointing yourselves to the Supreme Court because, like, ‘You can call B/S on an internet forum.’

Who gives a flying rat’s backside if Harry is on the up and up, he at least writes a good story (if somewhat illiterately at times; but hey, this is teh interweb) and is moderately amusing…

…Which is more than most of you can claim.

Now; kid: You’re expecting rational behaviour out of teenage females? That is slightly less fucked up than expecting rational behaviour out of teenage males, but, nevertheless, pretty optimistic.

Actually, expecting rational behaiour out of a human being at all is pretty optimistic…

Get yourself a goldfish or an imaginary friend - it’s a hell of a lot easier.

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[quote]pookie wrote:
harryhoudini wrote:
I’m 6’1 or 6’2 (with shoes) around 215 to 220, depending on the week.

With shoes? Are they removable, or did they get surgically attached to you at one point?

If they’re removable, you’re 6’1". Period.

Personally, I’m 6’9", 7’5", 6’9", 7’5", 6’9", 7’5"… with pogo stick.
[/quote]

He’s 6’4". 6’9" with the afro.

DB

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
pookie wrote:
harryhoudini wrote:
I’m 6’1 or 6’2 (with shoes) around 215 to 220, depending on the week.

With shoes? Are they removable, or did they get surgically attached to you at one point?

If they’re removable, you’re 6’1". Period.

Personally, I’m 6’9", 7’5", 6’9", 7’5", 6’9", 7’5"… with pogo stick.

He’s 6’4". 6’9" with the afro.

DB[/quote]

Hello, I am John Cock… tos… ton, that’s Scotch/Romanian.

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[quote]iscariot wrote:
Jeezus, some of you people seriously need to get over yourselves; you take this sitting in judgement thing to the point where you’ll be appointing yourselves to the Supreme Court because, like, ‘You can call B/S on an internet forum.’

Who gives a flying rat’s backside if Harry is on the up and up, he at least writes a good story (if somewhat illiterately at times; but hey, this is teh interweb) and is moderately amusing…

…Which is more than most of you can claim.

Now; kid: You’re expecting rational behaviour out of teenage females? That is slightly less fucked up than expecting rational behaviour out of teenage males, but, nevertheless, pretty optimistic.

Actually, expecting rational behaiour out of a human being at all is pretty optimistic…

Get yourself a goldfish or an imaginary friend - it’s a hell of a lot easier.

[/quote]

One, thank you for replying.
Two, I guess I am being a little to optomistic with expecting rational behavior from females. But it’s still frustrating.

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you’re no longer even remotely funny…

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I stopped trying when I realized more and more people wouldn’t get it.

So now, I guess the entire topic has gone to women and how irrational they are.

But that just might be pointless too. Something that can bleed for five days without dying has something irrational about it.

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[quote]mapwhap wrote:
I smell Klippy.[/quote]

That brought up so many fantastic memories I broke into a violent laughter. I love Klippy stories.

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[quote]lolfinkle wrote:
mapwhap wrote:
I smell Klippy.

That brought up so many fantastic memories I broke into a violent laughter. I love Klippy stories.[/quote]

Be nice… poor Klippy has a sore tummy-wummy

http://www.T-Nation.com/readTopic.do?id=1402854

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[quote]bananaphone wrote:
Mariusz Pudzianowski’s stats:
Bench Press - 600lbs
Squat - 920lbs
Deadlift - 880lbs

[/quote]

I did not know Mariusz was this strong!