[quote]DON D1ESEL wrote:
Credibility tip: Georgetown doesn’t belong with the other three. You were looking for Stanford.[/quote]
Haha, don’t worry, I got letters from other lets prestigious colleges too. St. Johns from New York and New Mexico, Seton Hall, University of Washington, and local colleges, which I don’t consider worth mentioning because I have the mindset that I AM going to one way or another get a scholarship.
And what the hell is Klip!?
That being said, serious stare that says I will kill you, and other things such as “so enormous it’s life threating erection”, are just litting phrases I use or place in my posts to try to add humor. The problem with posting online is that there is no real way to accurately express emotion or emphasis. And I may have sounded cocky when I was talking about how I was bred or conditions such as having
but, hey, cut me some slack.
And who doesn’t gain fighting skill through the best way possible? (the best method being experience, even though it is also the most dangerous)
And even though it may be implied that I tried to make myself sound like some tough badass. Well, I may have… But without attention to what I was doing!
That also being said, maybe I should have posted of how I’ve gotten my ass kicked numerous times before I started to get that rhythm of how to defend myself.
But, those were, rather, ARE my faults.
Dear Lord, if Harry and KombatAthlete get together - well, let’s just hope they use their powers for good, not evil.
[quote]nephorm wrote:
Dear Lord, if Harry and KombatAthlete get together - well, let’s just hope they use their powers for good, not evil.
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You just convinced me to look up all of his previous posts to see exactly what you meant by that.
Haha, I’m still unsure of whether I should take that as offense or a compliment.
What private school do you go to?
[quote]harryhoudini wrote:
nephorm wrote:
Dear Lord, if Harry and KombatAthlete get together - well, let’s just hope they use their powers for good, not evil.
You just convinced me to look up all of his previous posts to see exactly what you meant by that.
Haha, I’m still unsure of whether I should take that as offense or a compliment.[/quote]
Take it as you make it. Besides, are you for real? I hope not.
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
[quote]Reef wrote:
“My hand speed was so swift I sometimes wondered where it came from, I used to break those automatic punching machines that they used to make.”
Older members will get this one, lol.[/quote]
I remember and it is still as funny as it was then.
Is your roundhouse kick so fast it travels back in time and kills people in the past?
I suppose that now would be a good time to let you know that Yale, Harvard, Stanford, Georgetown, etc. don’t offer merit-based scholarships.
Wow you should enter the worlds martial arts tournament and fight gokou!1111!1
If I were a rich kid I would’ve taken your lunch money and and added it to my own, even though I wouldn’t need it, and then buy some super lunch and bulk with that shit. Either that or I’d buy school supplies, pussy.
Perhaps one day, you will fight in the Kumite, and make your father proud. If you train hard, eat your vegetables, and practice blindfolded, you can one day beat the record set by the great Frank Dux for fastest knockout EVER!!!
Wouldn’t that be cool? Then you could do a movie about it, where you display your lethal skills against the greatest fighters in the world, and call it “Bloodsport” or something…
Oh…wait a minute. damn
[quote]malonetd wrote:
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?[/quote]
Do you like Gladiator movies?
[quote]UtahLama wrote:
malonetd wrote:
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
Do you like Gladiator movies?
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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
To the OP…At what point did you rip the street sign right out of the ground?
OMG!!! You need to attend the school where I coach/teach. I think we have a class for 15 yr.olds, Badass 101. You to could be the toughest kid in the school.
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
UtahLama wrote:
malonetd wrote:
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
Do you like Gladiator movies?
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
[/quote]
Did you ever hang around gymnasiums?
[quote]harryhoudini wrote:
I’m fifteen, and I’m blessed with alot of things going for me that makes up for all this shit that happens. I was born to a Jewish mother who happens to be married to some asshole scumbag abusive father, who isn’t around anymore, thank god. I was also born into a very poverty stricken household, in a gang infested area Hispanic area, and I happened to come out with my dad’s stupid Spaniard genes, so I have light skin. Lucky me. At least me penis grew faster than anything along with the fact that I hit puberty at age eight. I was shaving towards the end of the fifth grade.
Needless to say, I’ve walked home since I was a kid, and since I always looked older, older kids thought I was older, and since I had light skin, the older kids thought I either didn’t belong, was new in town, or thought of it as a sign of weakness. Unlucky them. Lucky me, I was bred for those types of situations. I’m genetically predisposed to be mean, fast, strong, and aggressive. My first reaction when something startes me is to hit it. My grandparents were all working class immigrants of either bricklayers, quarry workers, carpenters, farmers… you get the idea. And they all come from Spain, Greece, and from and between Russia and Iran.
When I was born I was 25 inches long, and weighted 10 pounds and 7 ounces. No joke, I have a picture that my brother took of all the nurses pointing in amazement at my mother holding me just after birth, for some reason it embarasses me.
Luckily, I was born with a brain, or so I am told. I was just that kid, always straight A’s. Full Scholarship to a private highschool in the good parts of town, only a Sophomore and I’m already getting letters from Georgetown, Princeton, Yale, and Harvard. A few of them even offered to pay me to go to their college university. Sweet.
Some how I guess all that makes up for all the abuse I’ve suffered, especially for what I had to go through with my father. Bastard. At least he never really got physical because he knew my two older brothers would go after him.
But now I’m going to this highschool. And Guess what, it’s FULL of rich kids. Nothing but rich kids. At least none of the rich kids know how to fight. Well, some of them do, and are good fighter, among other rich kids, and even some of the poor kids around the neighborhood, but I’m still better. Alot better. It only took a few months of my freshman year to let everyone know, I’m the kid you just don’t want to mess with. Ever since then, it’s been fine, as far a s violence goes. I mean, every once in a while some kid goes and cracks a kike or a Jesus killer insult, but I just give him one of those " I’m so serious I swear I’ll kill you " looks, and he shuts his yapper. I’ve only had to get physical because of stuff like that a few times.
But the girls, now that’s a problem. It’s always been a problem. Lots of them like me, find me interesting, and plenty of them like me. But when they realise that my dad’s an ex-con unfaithful whore-chasing asshole, and that my Mom is paralyzed from the waist down, I live in the bad part of town and that my family doesn’t own two Bentleys a Ferrari, six i-Pods, or a Two story house with a maid, they get embarassed. Or some don’t care, but they certainly do when she realizes that her friends might think that she’s slummin, talking to the guy from the other side of town.
And I’m not even trying to date any of these girls. I’ve always been smart enough to get into schools on scholarship and poor enough to take advantage of financial aid. But because my Mom thinks I shouldn’t go to the local schools and should be in private school for a better education, these types of problems always arise. And these girls, I’m not even trying to date them, most of the time I’m just looking for female companionship, but I can’t even do that. Not only the fact that I’m poor. I don’t do that emo boy crap or buy into that whole wannabe gangbanger bullshit. They think I’m a thug, albeit, a smart thug. And those gangsta wangsta kids… Why? I know real gangbangers. I grew up with them, and my mom knew their dads. I’m just glad lots of them turned out to be friends. And I’m glad the fighting in the neighborhood started to stop when the neighborhood cholos thought I was a pretty cool guy. So now other dumbass don’t try to give me a hard time.
But still, I hate the idea that kids can be so prejudice, that they decide who can be their friend or not based on their guardian’s fincancial income. Now that’s just messed up.[/quote]
1/10 not a very original troll.
worst part was:
ROFL what a crock of shit…predisposed to hit
Puahahahaha
