A Very Serious Joke

Congrats on the PR bench. I can’t really do benching with silly shoulder.

Hallie Mallie, you sure is jack’d. My shoulders are 41" (I think, have to re-measure them its been awhile) too but they look nothing like those peaky hills.

That is one bada$$ arm day!! I’m going to be embarassed to post mine tomorrow now!! At least I’m not using the pink weights :wink:

Yay for your PR!

No PR’s for me for a while.

I agree on the TV show.

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

Does anyone else have trouble keeping their um pelvis in contact with the bench/bed? My ass likes to um, lift off which would be great if I were looking for a mate somewhere in the animal kingdom but maybe not so great at 24 hour Fitness.
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Just a thought, this could be indicating that the weight or reps is too high, since your body’s trying to get better leverage for them. Or it’s just unknowingly unleashing your inner come-hither, either way.

Also, a couple guys this morning declared that it was the Year of the Traps, so looks like your trap love has traveled the 2000 miles east.

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
you couldn’t have picked a better Amon Amarth song. great pick.[/quote]

I so happy you approve Power Ballad! Um loving that song… one of my AA Faves.

[quote]gregron wrote:
thats a serious leg day! Keep on killin it Hallie :)[/quote]

Oh lawd I feelin inadequate after some of you big boy’s workouts I’m reading… am gong to be switching up my leg days somewhat coming up here… standby for updates!
Boi I be killin it all day errryday :slight_smile:

[quote]Cal Jones wrote:
Let me know what you decide to do for your traps. I’ve started doing cleans in the hope mine will pop up a bit. I want them convex, not concave.

Oh and I do dips but it all depends on how much shit my rotator cuff is giving me. It’s not a great exercise for shitty shoulders.[/quote]

Mine pop fo sho!
I think I HAVE A WONKY SHOULDER TOOO! I mean I have a weaker one which is my left… but sometimes my right shoulder like um pops backwards and out of position when benching. Dis no bueno :frowning:

[quote]Mylissa1 wrote:
That is one bada$$ arm day!! I’m going to be embarassed to post mine tomorrow now!! At least I’m not using the pink weights ;)[/quote]

Oh hey girl hey!!! Welcome to PW velly happy to have you here… and whatever you are doing is CLEARLY WORKING so you just do you! You’ll find there’s a CRAZY variety of program styles in PW… we just all love lifting and everyone fits in where they get in. Or is that get in where you fit in? Whatevs!

holy shit you have a log (finally)
and you’re 5-3-1ing.
i like!
Hatebreed - "Destroy Everything" - official music video - YouTube this is for you! <3

[quote]2busy wrote:
Yay for your PR!

No PR’s for me for a while.

I agree on the TV show.[/quote]

Sank you!

All things considered… you are off the hook for setting new PRs.

[quote]cholulalula wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

Does anyone else have trouble keeping their um pelvis in contact with the bench/bed? My ass likes to um, lift off which would be great if I were looking for a mate somewhere in the animal kingdom but maybe not so great at 24 hour Fitness.
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Just a thought, this could be indicating that the weight or reps is too high, since your body’s trying to get better leverage for them. Or it’s just unknowingly unleashing your inner come-hither, either way.

Also, a couple guys this morning declared that it was the Year of the Traps, so looks like your trap love has traveled the 2000 miles east.[/quote]

Year of the Trap? Sooooo IN ON DIS!!!

ok, I know very little about the astrology, so I figured you’d be the one to ask.

If there is a mechanism of influence, shouldn’t the day of conception be more important than the day of birth? I mean, as far as what sign to assign a person? Why would the mechanism have no influence all through development, then suddenly stamp its imprint on you at the moment of birth?

I did a quick web search, but what little I found was pretty ridiculous…

[quote]Jeffrey of Troy wrote:
ok, I know very little about the astrology, so I figured you’d be the one to ask.

If there is a mechanism of influence, shouldn’t the day of conception be more important than the day of birth? I mean, as far as what sign to assign a person? Why would the mechanism have no influence all through development, then suddenly stamp its imprint on you at the moment of birth?

I did a quick web search, but what little I found was pretty ridiculous…[/quote]

I will try to be as brief as possible (LOFL). Astrology is NOT a matter of the stars somehow controlling us… they are not beaming down magnetic rays making us do things. Rather, Astrology is a Spiritual Science. I understand it in these terms… which are the only ones that make sense to me. The soul of the person is what it is. That individual’s karma, inclinations, proclivities, tendencies, lessons, challenges, etc. are inherrent to that individual soul. The stars at the moment of birth are simply a reflection of that soul and that soul’s lifepath for this lifetime. It is not the stars beaming down on US but rather US reflecting back up to the stars.

This is why I do not believe in the “cusp” of a sign except for at a true 0degrees. The soul is not going to be born under the wrong sky. That is impossible. The sky will always reflect that soul exactly as it should. The moment of birth is the moment that this happens.

Astrology has no desire to delve into when the soul enters the person… wether or not that is at the moment of conception is irrelevant to Astrology. It is the birth moment that owns the sky above.

Helpful?

Daaaaaaaaayummmm giiiiirl. You jacked as fuck. Imma have to kick it up if I wanna be body twins wif you! Them shoulders: I’m mirin HARD

[quote]Dasher wrote:
Daaaaaaaaayummmm giiiiirl. You jacked as fuck. Imma have to kick it up if I wanna be body twins wif you! Them shoulders: I’m mirin HARD[/quote]

Oh yeah heeeeeeey you like that?

Y U NO come closer an cop a feeeeeeel?

SRLY Dash I’ve got twenty pounds on ya right now fo sho.

We gonna have to meet back at some more similar bodyweight before any comparissons can get made.

This does NOT mean we’re not going panty shopping together.

Someone at the gym asked my why I was lifting, so I stole your go to. “To be superwoman, duh.” The look on his face was full of awesome. Much like this log :slight_smile:

Yo K

Your leg curls are fine. In fact, Vince Gironda suggested they be done in the doggystyle position with knees and hands on the pad.

That’s how I do them. I feel the hams a lot more this way vs laying down.

Hammer Strength has even made a machine that mimics the Gironda ham curl.

Its the right way to do them

@Hallowed
Yes, thank you.

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

And Kimba is THE ONLY WOMAN IN THE WORLD that does DIPS.

Yay!
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LAYDEEZ: yes, do the bench dip, w/ elbows BACK; that firms up the triceps nicely (if the elbows flare out to the side it works the chest more). No turkey gobble gobble, knowwhutumsayin?

It’s good for everyone really.

[quote]Patch2 wrote:
Someone at the gym asked my why I was lifting, so I stole your go to. “To be superwoman, duh.” The look on his face was full of awesome. Much like this log :slight_smile: [/quote]

OHFUCKYEAH!! Thas wuzupp.

OMG.
Muffin Top Alert.
THIS BULK IS OVER.
OVAH!

SQUAT DAY 01/04/2012

WEEK TWO CYCLE FOUR OF 5 3 1

A. SQUATS
5 x 65
5 x 80
3 x 95
3 x 110
3 x 135
3+(5) x 145
I got to depth but those last two were GRIIIIIINDERS. Why can’t I just bounce my ass all the way down and back up? Weights! Y U SO HEAVY!?

B1. ROMANIAN DEADLIFTS
9 x 145
9 x 145
9 x 145

B2. WEIGHTED HYPERS
9 x 25
9 x 25
9 x 25

C. WALKING LUNGES
9each x45LB preload bar
9each x45LB preload bar

D. SEATED HAMSTRING CURLS
15 x 95
15 x 95
15 sx 95

E1. CALF EXTENSIONS IN LEG PRESS
15 x 3plates

E2. ROTARY CALF EXTENSIONS
15 x 3plates
15 x 3plates

F. ROMAN CHAIR LEG RAISES (this is um, tuck up left right left right, down, tuck up right left right left down - perfectly clear right?)
x eleventybillion
x 3sets

Well all my supersets got fucked to hell. Disregard the bizarro sets and random machine chanes. RESOLUTIONERS! I had to go angry otter on two separate resolutionser “Yo Bro don’t be jackin my shit!” ANnnnnd one total genius stuck his fucking HEAD INSIDE THE SQUAT rack while I was squatting. argh.

Good workout though all in all quite pleased :slight_smile:

Naw baby you gott do those lunges for distance…

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Naw baby you gott do those lunges for distance…[/quote]

9 per leg happen to be the entire traversable distance inside that gym! ha! so there…
Also, there were hordes and herds of RESOLUTIONERS impeding my progress.

But you right. I can do better. I’m going for a walking lunge mile!

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Naw baby you gott do those lunges for distance…[/quote]

9 per leg happen to be the entire traversable distance inside that gym! ha! so there…
Also, there were hordes and herds of RESOLUTIONERS impeding my progress.

But you right. I can do better. I’m going for a walking lunge mile!
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When you get to 8, turn around and do 9 more

And plow through them fuckers

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Well all my supersets got fucked to hell. Disregard the bizarro sets and random machine chanes. RESOLUTIONERS! I had to go angry otter on two separate resolutionser “Yo Bro don’t be jackin my shit!” ANnnnnd one total genius stuck his fucking HEAD INSIDE THE SQUAT rack while I was squatting. argh.
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Dayum. Resolutioners be dumb. And soft. Have you noticed any traveling in packs? Cause I sure have and they’re annoying.

You should have bailed the bar and whacked the ‘genius’ in the head.