A Very Serious Joke

I’m a Gemini (aka schizo) but born towards the end of the sign so I’ve a fuck of a lot of Cancer in there. I don’t pay attention to horoscopes and the like - I find it ridiculous that our personalities are supposed to be based on where a particular constellation is in the sky at the time of our birth. I have some Gemini traits (Geminis are supposed to be good writers and I did make a living doing just that - and we’re also quite childish/childlike, which, as a 44 year old who spends most of her spare time playing games or riding rollercoasters) but I lack the Gemini sociability - I don’t have a wide circle of friends, nor do I like parties and such. I can be reclusive to the point of autism at times.

I’ll do em in the order they come then… which mmeans Cap next :slight_smile:

Maybe sometime I’ll try to post up my explanation of astrology… not from my thumb typing phone though LOL.

Its part of my religion.

“I’ve been been taught to get the fuck up
To dust myself off, and to go it again”

OVERHEAD PRESS DAY 11/26/11

A. STRICT STANDING OVERHEAD PRESS
5 x 45
5 x 45
3 x 50
5 x 55
5 x 65
5+ (6) x 75
program called for five or more I pressed six felt good left a couple in the tank

B. LAT PULLDOWN
7 x 130
7 x 130
7 x 130
7 x 130

C1. ALT DB INCLINE PRESS
11each x 35
11each x 35
11each x 35

C2. CHEST SUPPORTED V BAR ROWS
11 x 35
11 x 35
11 x 35

C1 & C2 are SuperSet

D1. INCLINE PUSHUUPS
x 18
x 19
x 20

D2. DOUBLE D GRIP CABLE ROWS
10 x 90
10 x 90
10 x 90

D1 & D2 are SuperSet

E1. SKULLCRUSHERS
10 x 40
10 x 40
10 x 40

E2. EZBAR CURLS
10 x 40
10 x 40
10 x 40

E1 & E2 are SuperSet

Ummmm… fukkyeah carbed up retarded strong nice volume crazy puump happy girl
STRONG FAT!

xoxo

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
xoxo[/quote]

You look great in the pic, Hallie!

ah! I dun care WHAT you say, them hammies is NICE. Can I have them?

just stoppin by for my daily jelquing session

need moar bicep. gimme moar bicep.

aye Mami!

lookin good. get that training for me!

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Oh, Tigers are cool.

Hallowed is… A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON.[/quote]

You are THE schizel!

[quote]2busy wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
xoxo[/quote]

You look great in the pic, Hallie![/quote]

O thanks… epic gym photo douchery… you will always find it here!

[quote]Dasher wrote:
ah! I dun care WHAT you say, them hammies is NICE. Can I have them?[/quote]

I luh you!

[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:
just stoppin by for my daily jelquing session[/quote]

Grodi! Aaaaand… erm, happy to help?

AAARGH.

DOUBLE POST.

EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
need moar bicep. gimme moar bicep.[/quote]

I will do my best to stop skipping my direct bi work.
I pwomise!

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
aye Mami!

lookin good. get that training for me![/quote]

Thanks doll! I will get it good.

[quote]minimaltechno wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Oh, Tigers are cool.

Hallowed is… A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON.[/quote]

You are THE schizel![/quote]

Bahahaha! Thas what I keep tellin erryone!
LOL

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

Its part of my religion.[/quote]

Good site on Proto Indo European Religion

Hey Hallie, what sign do you think is the most psychic ? Or is there a sign that has the most psychic ability among all the signs ?

I’m a Gemini too. Do me, can I be after Cal?

Nice pressing, mama!! 6x75 is stout.

Also that 130 on them lat pulls…and this is not like a pullup in what way… :wink: (jk! don’t drink the Koolaid)

And yeah, strong fat is AWESOME! Its amazing what big ol’ juicy muscles can do. I will always be a fan of the carb-load. There was a reason when we were kids we would have pasta dinners with the team before soccer games. Its so old school and I love it!

Your babydoll is super adorbs! She called you out even before she knew what she was calling out! Please try not to eat her cute little face off :slight_smile:

MUAH!

[quote]Mascherano wrote:
Nice pressing, mama!! 6x75 is stout.

Also that 130 on them lat pulls…and this is not like a pullup in what way… :wink: (jk! don’t drink the Koolaid)

And yeah, strong fat is AWESOME! Its amazing what big ol’ juicy muscles can do. I will always be a fan of the carb-load. There was a reason when we were kids we would have pasta dinners with the team before soccer games. Its so old school and I love it!

Your babydoll is super adorbs! She called you out even before she knew what she was calling out! Please try not to eat her cute little face off :slight_smile:

MUAH![/quote]

Old school pasta dinner the night before a game FTMFW !!!

I used to slam 1 pound of cooked pasta with the boys the night before a game, wake up the next morning with mega carb bloat, fucking awesomeness.

[quote]Jeffrey of Troy wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

Its part of my religion.[/quote]

Good site on Proto Indo European Religion

[/quote]

Intersating!
thanks Jeffrey

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Hey Hallie, what sign do you think is the most psychic ? Or is there a sign that has the most psychic ability among all the signs ?

[/quote]

My gut reaction and the most obvious answer is Pisces, ruled by neptune, the Sea God of dreams. Also strongly favored would be Sag due to the ‘far seeing’ ability/nature of the sign. The water signs (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces) will naturally be inclined to psychic ability and an individual with many planets in these signs could be indicated as psychically gifted. Also the houses associated with these signs (4th 8th and 12th) all deal with psychological ‘material’ ‘arising’ from deep within. Thus another indication would be many planets in these houses. I am especially inclined to say many planets in the twelvth house the house which among other things is the house of 'the hidden"

I would also look for strong interplanetary aspects with neptune the dissolver of boundaries and with Pluto the penetrator. (Kinky! LOL) for these interplanetary aspects I would be looking for strong links/angles between pluto/neptun and the individuals luminaries (sun/moon) and angles particularly the ascendant.

I was going to take a gym douchery pic but I forgot :frowning:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:
I’m a Gemini too. Do me, can I be after Cal?[/quote]

Oh I meant Cap next. Capricorn because it comes after Sag. I think I will do them as the sun moves into each sign.

[quote]Mascherano wrote:
Nice pressing, mama!! 6x75 is stout.

Also that 130 on them lat pulls…and this is not like a pullup in what way… :wink: (jk! don’t drink the Koolaid)

And yeah, strong fat is AWESOME! Its amazing what big ol’ juicy muscles can do. I will always be a fan of the carb-load. There was a reason when we were kids we would have pasta dinners with the team before soccer games. Its so old school and I love it!

Your babydoll is super adorbs! She called you out even before she knew what she was calling out! Please try not to eat her cute little face off :slight_smile:

MUAH![/quote]

Pullups are way diff and harder than lat pulldowns. I HAVE done one pullup in my adult life and yeah they are not for me. I’m tryin to make my butt hunormous, not be draggin it through the air! LOL.

Gawd I have been HELLA lazy today and I DO need to drag ass to the gym get another strong workout from the epic Thursday overload.

I’m finna do my best not to eat my lil dollbaby’s face off… I dunno though, I mean lookit her! She da abso dollest!