[quote]pushharder wrote:
helga wrote:
CHEKonIT wrote:
Baby can’t you see;
You’re not forming.
Fecal matter like you;
Serves as a warning.
“You’re dangerous”;
My bowels are calling.
A song about shit done to a Britney Spears tune. How appropriate!
Sweetheart Helga Honey, how in the hail do you have any idea what a Britney Spears tune sounds like? For shame, for shame.[/quote]
Speaking of appropriate, does anyone else see the humour in “pushharder” commenting on bowel movements?
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Speaking of appropriate, does anyone else see the humour in “pushharder” commenting on bowel movements?
NO! NO ONE SEES THE HUMOR! (and learn how to spell “humor” without that fuckin’ u in there, dadburnit anyhow!)
BTW, in a way I was commenting on bowel movements aka Miss Spears.[/quote]
Get a clue, dickhead, there ARE people living in countries outside your own.
[quote]CHEKonIT wrote:
Get a clue, dickhead, there ARE people living in countries outside your own.[/quote]
What do you mean? Like on other planets or something?
[quote]CHEKonIT wrote:
Get a clue, dickhead, there ARE people living in countries outside your own.[/quote]
I am amazed that I don’t get given more shit for my specialised use of the letter ‘s’
[quote]helga wrote:
CHEKonIT wrote:
Get a clue, dickhead, there ARE people living in countries outside your own.
I am amazed that I don’t get given more shit for my specialised use of the letter ‘s’[/quote]
Your use of the letter ‘s’ is the flavour of the month, Helga.
[quote]CHEKonIT wrote:
Bar-marks on shoulders and scrape marks on my shins;
Thibaudeau’s columns and sexy T-Vixens;
Squat racks and barbells and gymnastic rings;
These are a few of my favourite things!
Yellowfin tuna and whey protein milkshakes;
Branched-Chain amino’s and well done T-Bone steaks;
Fish Oil, ZMA, all fit for kings;
These are a few of my favourite things!
Sledgehammers striking and tyres they are flipping;
Barbells are bending and kettlebells swinging;
Girls plus bent-over-rows, chicks a-deadlifting;
These are a few of my favourite things!
When the couch calls;
When the knee stings;
Shoulders feeling bad;
I simply remember my favourite things, then I don’t feel so bad![/quote]
WOW, THOSE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS TOO! haha
[quote]michael2507 wrote:
Well, as this thread is about favourite things…
[i]
Big bad Kevin Randleman
Tried to randle Fedor
Like only Randleman can
But Fedor emelianenkoed him instead
And submitted him with an armbar
After punches to the head.
Things like this fill me with glee
Thus my ode to Pride FC![/i][/quote]
Brilliant.
No worries, mate. I guess it doesn’t.