Push,
That was a Led Zeppelin line, I’m sure. No one with any self respect at all would have listened to the Beatles, so I know you’re just guessing.
[quote]Mr. Chen wrote:
Push,
That was a Led Zeppelin line, I’m sure. No one with any self respect at all would have listened to the Beatles, so I know your just guessing.[/quote]
D’Yer Mak’er??
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Women, steak, milk, iron, agua.
Rhyme that, bitches.[/quote]
Yo, YMCA! Let’s lift shit!
All right stop, eat your steak and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
My hands, grabs on the iron tightly
Lift like a madman daily and nightly
Will I ever stop? Yo – I don’t know
Turn off the lights and I’ll go
Down on my women, I rock the bed like a vandal
Flip her over and wax that ass like a candle
Drink, get some water from the bathroom
I’m filling your gut like sauteed mushrooms
Thirsty, then milk is the remedy
Anything less than a gallon is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gain weight
You better hit the iron hard, the kid don’t play
If you’re a hardgainer, yo, I’ll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
steak
Rhyme that, bitches.[/quote]
I like big steaks and I cannot lie
You other lifters can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty plate
And a sirloin in your face
You get sprung, wanna grab a knife
Cause you know that meat’s just right
Holding my fork, preparing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh baby, I’ll have a beer wit’cha
And down a whole pitcher
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that meat right there makes
Ooh, Rump-o-smooth-roast
You say you wanna go down my throat?
So jui-cee, jui-cee
Give me a bigger than average poopy
My mouth’s advancing
To hell with fasting
She’s red, red
Cooked it rare like some bloody flesh
I’m tired of magazines
Sayin’ fad diets are the thing
Take the average weightlifter and ask him that
You gotta shove meat down your hatch
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your kitchen got some steak? (Hell yeah!)
Go 'head and make it! (Make it!) Make it! (Make it!)
Make that healthy steak!
[quote]malonetd wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
Women, steak, milk, iron, agua.
Rhyme that, bitches.
Yo, YMCA! Let’s lift shit!
All right stop, eat your steak and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
My hands, grabs on the iron tightly
Lift like a madman daily and nightly
Will I ever stop? Yo – I don’t know
Turn off the lights and I’ll go
Down on my women, I rock the bed like a vandal
Flip her over and wax that ass like a candle
Drink, get some water from the bathroom
I’m filling your gut like sauteed mushrooms
Thirsty, then milk is the remedy
Anything less than a gallon is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gain weight
You better hit the iron hard, the kid don’t play
If you’re a hardgainer, yo, I’ll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
[/quote]
Nice work Malone!
Best Post on this thread. Nothing will top that one.
The really sad thing is that I still know all the words to the original!
Check, you’ve got far too much time on your hands buddy, but I love the way you use it.
Would it be fair to say you’re a cunning linguist?
I am simply awed by the talent that lurks in the basement of this site.
[quote]malonetd wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
Women, steak, milk, iron, agua.
Rhyme that, bitches.
Yo, YMCA! Let’s lift shit!
All right stop, eat your steak and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
My hands, grabs on the iron tightly
Lift like a madman daily and nightly
Will I ever stop? Yo – I don’t know
Turn off the lights and I’ll go
Down on my women, I rock the bed like a vandal
Flip her over and wax that ass like a candle
Drink, get some water from the bathroom
I’m filling your gut like sauteed mushrooms
Thirsty, then milk is the remedy
Anything less than a gallon is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gain weight
You better hit the iron hard, the kid don’t play
If you’re a hardgainer, yo, I’ll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
[/quote]
you better be careful…50 might try bitin that thread
[quote]Easy E wrote:
you better be careful…50 might try bitin that thread
[/quote]
Jay-Z already got his hands on it, since all he does it take other people’s lyrics.
“I’m a biter, not a writer.”
A little Rage…
"Where’d I be without the iron and the plates? Lost without the weights!
One goal, one mission uhh… Lost without the weights!
Can’t go on without the eggs or the steaks,
I’d be, Lost without the weights!
-without the weights! "
B.
A bodybuilder once wrote me a poem, and i hastily concluded that the gift of language was NOT one of the gifts bestowed on abnormally large men.
i now stand corrected.
i’m laughing so hard i’m crying.
Well, as this thread is about favourite things…
[i]
Big bad Kevin Randleman
Tried to randle Fedor
Like only Randleman can
But Fedor emelianenkoed him instead
And submitted him with an armbar
After punches to the head.
Things like this fill me with glee
Thus my ode to Pride FC![/i]
malonetd:
you, my friend, are a champion.
An ode…
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
[center]
His arms are sweaty, knees wrapped, deadlift heavy
There’s blood on his shins already, bent and steady
He’s focused, breathing heavy charged and ready
The hips drop, but he keeps on forgettin
To get far down, the crowd worries out loud
He clenches his gut, no the breath won’t come out
He’s straining, ain’t nobody joking now
The weights goin up, moving up over, how?
Snap right to lockout, so much for gravity
Oh, there goes a PR, he’s stoked
He’s still mad, he can improve on that
Easy no
He won’t stop now, he knows his whole back’s thick like ropes
Add another quarter, he crokes
He feels it, goes for broke
He’s so centered he just knows
When he gets back to his rathole gym, that’s when it’s
Back to the rack again yo
This whole PR shit
He cracks it again right now and just won’t drop it
Success is his only mothafuckin option, failure’s not![/center]
[quote]vroom wrote:
An ode…
[/center][/quote]
Vroom doing the young people rap thing! Nice work old man.
[quote]vroom wrote:
An ode…
[/quote]
Nice job. I tried to do “Lose Yourself” but in reference to squatting and just couldn’t get it to fit.
Baby can’t you see;
You’re not forming.
Fecal matter like you;
Serves as a warning.
“You’re dangerous”;
My bowels are calling.
There’s no escape;
Where’s your earthy glow?
You smell like shit;
Just thought I’d let you know.
“You’re dangerous”
Paul Chek told me so.
Breath held;
Won’t come down;
Eyes bugged, head’s spinning round and round;
Won’t you come out now?
To the anus from the lips you’re on a ride;
You’re toxic, length 6 inches under.
Is that last night’s corn or is it rice?
Need that 12 incher poo;
Don’t you know that you’re toxic?
[quote]CHEKonIT wrote:
Baby can’t you see;
You’re not forming.
Fecal matter like you;
Serves as a warning.
“You’re dangerous”;
My bowels are calling.
[/quote]
A song about shit done to a Britney Spears tune. How appropriate!
[quote]pushharder wrote:
helga wrote:
CHEKonIT wrote:
Baby can’t you see;
You’re not forming.
Fecal matter like you;
Serves as a warning.
“You’re dangerous”;
My bowels are calling.
A song about shit done to a Britney Spears tune. How appropriate!
Sweetheart Helga Honey, how in the hail do you have any idea what a Britney Spears tune sounds like? For shame, for shame.[/quote]
Um, Oh crap! Actually, I showed a girl at work the lyrics and asked what she thought the original song was and she told me it was Britney.
That is my story and I am sticking to it.