A Cheerful Misanthrope


Here is a picture of the rack, bar and bands I’m getting on Saturday.

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
Here is a picture of the rack, bar and bands I’m getting on Saturday.[/quote]

[jealousy]

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
When I was done squatting, a guy came over and said he’d never seen a woman squat that much. My pseudo boyfriend was there and we both said, “you haven’t seen Court”[/quote]

That’s pretty funny. I think you pseudo boyfriend wants in my pants (in addition to wanting in yours). I keep trying to keep him at a distance, but he’s always offering assistance, goods and services, etc. I’m letting him take me to a guy who does all his tattoos to touch mine up after my meet(s). He’s going to get me a deal. He also said he would buy me boobs, but he might have been half joking about that. If not, I’d have to put out and, well, I’m not about to do that to you Ouro. I know you’d be jealous :wink:

Was this guy that said this a regular? Did you or your bf recognize him?

Your new home gym is going to be killer.

[quote]Court wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
When I was done squatting, a guy came over and said he’d never seen a woman squat that much. My pseudo boyfriend was there and we both said, “you haven’t seen Court”

That’s pretty funny. I think you pseudo boyfriend wants in my pants (in addition to wanting in yours). I keep trying to keep him at a distance, but he’s always offering assistance, goods and services, etc. I’m letting him take me to a guy who does all his tattoos to touch mine up after my meet(s). He’s going to get me a deal. He also said he would buy me boobs, but he might have been half joking about that. If not, I’d have to put out and, well, I’m not about to do that to you Ouro. I know you’d be jealous :wink:

Was this guy that said this a regular? Did you or your bf recognize him? [/quote]

I didn’t recognise the guy but he was 1/4 squatting 225 so take it for what it’s worth.

My Pb said he wanted to use my rack when I get it set up and he would make me dinner. Maybe you can come too. He could invite his wife as well. I bet she’d enjoy it. I think he has fantasies about both of us. The truth is, if either one of us took him up on it, he wouldn’t know whether to shit or go blind.

Hey! Nice rack! lol! :slight_smile:

[quote]bunny7568 wrote:
Hey! Nice rack! lol! :)[/quote]

It is isn’t it. I feel like a kid at Christmas. I’m taking all of TNT’s plates from him too. My garage will be the place to be. I’ll put on Pantera and make fruity blender drinks.

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
bunny7568 wrote:
Hey! Nice rack! lol! :slight_smile:

It is isn’t it. I feel like a kid at Christmas. I’m taking all of TNT’s plates from him too. My garage will be the place to be. I’ll put on Pantera and make fruity blender drinks. [/quote]

Sounds good. We’ll have a squatting party. First we squat, then we BBQ!

[quote]Ruggerlife wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
bunny7568 wrote:
Hey! Nice rack! lol! :slight_smile:

It is isn’t it. I feel like a kid at Christmas. I’m taking all of TNT’s plates from him too. My garage will be the place to be. I’ll put on Pantera and make fruity blender drinks.

Sounds good. We’ll have a squatting party. First we squat, then we BBQ! [/quote]

So if we’re inviting your bf and his wife, are we also inviting Rugger’s wife? Does that mean you and I would be the extra couple? Not sure how I feel about that… we need some more men.

[quote]Court wrote:
Ruggerlife wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
bunny7568 wrote:
Hey! Nice rack! lol! :slight_smile:

It is isn’t it. I feel like a kid at Christmas. I’m taking all of TNT’s plates from him too. My garage will be the place to be. I’ll put on Pantera and make fruity blender drinks.

Sounds good. We’ll have a squatting party. First we squat, then we BBQ!

So if we’re inviting your bf and his wife, are we also inviting Rugger’s wife? Does that mean you and I would be the extra couple? Not sure how I feel about that… we need some more men.[/quote]

I can’t imagine they’d be that hard to come by.

We could do one of pmpm’s events. Squats and shots.

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
Court wrote:
Ruggerlife wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
bunny7568 wrote:
Hey! Nice rack! lol! :slight_smile:

It is isn’t it. I feel like a kid at Christmas. I’m taking all of TNT’s plates from him too. My garage will be the place to be. I’ll put on Pantera and make fruity blender drinks.

Sounds good. We’ll have a squatting party. First we squat, then we BBQ!

So if we’re inviting your bf and his wife, are we also inviting Rugger’s wife? Does that mean you and I would be the extra couple? Not sure how I feel about that… we need some more men.

I can’t imagine they’d be that hard to come by.

We could do one of pmpm’s events. Squats and shots.
[/quote]

Although I agree that men would not be difficult to come by for either of you, the thoughts of the two of you attending “together” is also intriguing…alright I’ll shut up now. :slight_smile:

[quote]Ruggerlife wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
Court wrote:
Ruggerlife wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
bunny7568 wrote:
Hey! Nice rack! lol! :slight_smile:

It is isn’t it. I feel like a kid at Christmas. I’m taking all of TNT’s plates from him too. My garage will be the place to be. I’ll put on Pantera and make fruity blender drinks.

Sounds good. We’ll have a squatting party. First we squat, then we BBQ!

So if we’re inviting your bf and his wife, are we also inviting Rugger’s wife? Does that mean you and I would be the extra couple? Not sure how I feel about that… we need some more men.

I can’t imagine they’d be that hard to come by.

We could do one of pmpm’s events. Squats and shots.

Although I agree that men would not be difficult to come by for either of you, the thoughts of the two of you attending “together” is also intriguing…alright I’ll shut up now. :slight_smile:
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Apparently it’s intriguing to the guy at the gym as well. I’m far too lazy to be a lesbian. If I were, I wouldn’t go for Court. She’s way too bossy.

I am always confused by men that are interested in lesbians- I think the point would be they aren’t into men.

OBs You are now the owner of a nice rack.
ps where do I need to send the stunt double pics or vids?
kmc

sweet rack… :wink:

[quote]kmcnyc wrote:
I am always confused by men that are interested in lesbians- I think the point would be they aren’t into men.

OBs You are now the owner of a nice rack.
ps where do I need to send the stunt double pics or vids?
kmc[/quote]

That’s what I’ve always wondered. It’s not like I can watch a couple of guys make out and want to jump in on the action. It pretty much does the opposite to me.

Post the video here :slight_smile:

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
kmcnyc wrote:
I am always confused by men that are interested in lesbians- I think the point would be they aren’t into men.

OBs You are now the owner of a nice rack.
ps where do I need to send the stunt double pics or vids?
kmc

That’s what I’ve always wondered. It’s not like I can watch a couple of guys make out and want to jump in on the action. It pretty much does the opposite to me.

Post the video here :)[/quote]

Two options:

  1. Girl-on-girl action does not mean lesbians exclusively, so in the guy’s head there’s always potential for a threesome; and/or

  2. Being married, I’m out of contention anyway (or my wife would kill me) so what the fuck do I care if someone’s not into me. So at a party, drunk girl-on-girl action can be like watching a sporting event. I know I’ll never play in the NHL but I still watching hockey!

I think if I went back an reread this entire thread, it would cover every possible topic imaginable. :slight_smile:

[quote]Ruggerlife wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
kmcnyc wrote:
I am always confused by men that are interested in lesbians- I think the point would be they aren’t into men.

OBs You are now the owner of a nice rack.
ps where do I need to send the stunt double pics or vids?
kmc

That’s what I’ve always wondered. It’s not like I can watch a couple of guys make out and want to jump in on the action. It pretty much does the opposite to me.

Post the video here :slight_smile:

Two options:

  1. Girl-on-girl action does not mean lesbians exclusively, so in the guy’s head there’s always potential for a threesome; and/or

  2. Being married, I’m out of contention anyway (or my wife would kill me) so what the fuck do I care if someone’s not into me. So at a party, drunk girl-on-girl action can be like watching a sporting event. I know I’ll never play in the NHL but I still watching hockey!

I think if I went back an reread this entire thread, it would cover every possible topic imaginable. :)[/quote]

You make an excellent point. Trust a guy to turn girl on girl into a hockey analogy.

I once had an ex boyfriend offer his services were I to ever be interested in a MMF threesome. My reaction was, “Jesus, the logistics of that sound like way more than I want to deal with” I just can’t get my head through the actual planning so the execution would seem fake and stupid. I think said ex boyfriend was actually bi and that was quite the turn off. I have a thing where I don’t want to be kissed by a mouth that’s sucked cock. Call me rigid.

RL: I got an email this morning from the site Stronglifts on an article on resistance bands and their uses. How appropriate.

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
bunny7568 wrote:
Hey! Nice rack! lol! :slight_smile:

It is isn’t it. I feel like a kid at Christmas. I’m taking all of TNT’s plates from him too. My garage will be the place to be. I’ll put on Pantera and make fruity blender drinks. [/quote]

Sounds like a party!

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
Ruggerlife wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
kmcnyc wrote:

You make an excellent point. Trust a guy to turn girl on girl into a hockey analogy.

I once had an ex boyfriend offer his services were I to ever be interested in a MMF threesome. My reaction was, “Jesus, the logistics of that sound like way more than I want to deal with” I just can’t get my head through the actual planning so the execution would seem fake and stupid. I think said ex boyfriend was actually bi and that was quite the turn off. I have a thing where I don’t want to be kissed by a mouth that’s sucked cock. Call me rigid.

RL: I got an email this morning from the site Stronglifts on an article on resistance bands and their uses. How appropriate.
[/quote]

This actually made me laugh out loud… don’t hold anything back J… tell us how you REEALLLY feel!

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
I have a thing where I don’t want to be kissed by a mouth that’s sucked cock. Call me rigid.

[/quote]

So are you saying you’ve never kissed another girl. You’re such a prude.