A Cheerful Misanthrope

Training
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[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
WxHerk wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:

Sorry, Weatherman, if it seems like I’m crabby and violent lately, it’s February in Ontario. We’re all kind of pissy :slight_smile:

Why does everyone else on this board in that part of your nation seem to be pleasant. Even Court offered that should I frequent her log she would be sweet and courteous (no pun intended). The aforementioned are also mired in February; is it unusual that Februaries in Canada are cold?

I’m worried that if you keep up this violent and borderline sociopathic behaviour, as much as it does turn me on, you just might end up starring in a “Chicks in Prison” movie. If it’s any small consolation, I’d definitely go see it and then buy the DVD when it came out.

On 2nd thought; keep it up! Do you realize the “street cred” you’ll have on this board when you get hauled off to the “Big House?” You’ll be a legend. I’m sure they have computers in prison. You’ll be able to contribute to this board and regale us with tales of the various “beatdowns” you’ve participated in.

Maybe NeelyDan and I could share a prison cell. He gets in bar brawls from time to time. Some of them have even been in my neighbourhood.

I really don’t think I’d do well in prison. There’s way to much togetherness for my taste. Maybe solitary would be okay as long as I had a good book.

I’m not sure why Court is being sweet to you. She really is not a sweet person. That’s why I like her. Her mocking laughter is what has helped me get out of the hole on more than one heavy squat.

There is one key difference in why she may appear sweet, she’s 24 and I’m 44. I’m on the outer edges of peri-menopause with the attendent hormonal shit. In the past few months this had led to more than one person being a victim of anger napalm.
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Ouro, not sure why you feel the need to bash me. You know I’m all sweet… like sunshine, butterflies and rainbows! In fact I’m so sweet I melt in the rain - or maybe that makes me more like the Wicked Witch, but I’m okay with either.

Don’t bring age into this… now you’re making excuses and attempting to justify your behaviour. It’s not my fault you’re a rage-a-holic and it’s certainly not because you’re 44. Maybe prision and all the group therapy there would help you become more pleasant and sociable…

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[quote]Court wrote:

Don’t bring age into this… now you’re making excuses and attempting to justify your behaviour. It’s not my fault you’re a rage-a-holic and it’s certainly not because you’re 44. Maybe prision and all the group therapy there would help you become more pleasant and sociable…[/quote]

Either that or prison would give me access to sharpened toothbrush shanks and the training to use them.

And just so you know: you… sunshine, butterflies my ass.

983

[quote]Court wrote:
I’m all sweet… like sunshine, butterflies and rainbows! [/quote]
You left out daffodils and puppies, but that’s okay. You’re so sweet that I assumed them for you anyway.

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[quote]WxHerk wrote:
Court wrote:
I’m all sweet… like sunshine, butterflies and rainbows!
You left out daffodils and puppies, but that’s okay. You’re so sweet that I assumed them for you anyway.

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Yeah, if you mean devil puppies you’re spot on.

985

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:

Maybe NeelyDan and I could share a prison cell. He gets in bar brawls from time to time. Some of them have even been in my neighbourhood.[/quote]

I’d love to see the spawn that that would produce! The poor child might as well just stay in the prison, as it would reduce the eventual cost of whatever crime he/she would commit, medical bills, court, and transport back to the place of his/her birth. I could just see the innocent little urchin perched on mama’s knee listening attentively and admiringly about the time “that bitch at Tim Horton’s looked at me a second too long and I knocked her over three tables, broke a leg off a table, with which I kneecapped her and then pounded her face in with a steel thermos before squatting over her and urinating into her bleeding eye socket.”

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[quote]WxHerk wrote:
“that bitch at Tim Horton’s looked at me a second too long and I knocked her over three tables, broke a leg off a table, with which I kneecapped her and then pounded her face in with a steel thermos before squatting over her and urinating into her bleeding eye socket.”

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Are you stalking me? I’m pretty sure we have laws you know. If you’re not, how did you know how I spent my Saturday? Is that more of that fancy American military technology being misused. She didn’t stare too long. She cut in line.

987

[quote]WxHerk wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:

Maybe NeelyDan and I could share a prison cell. He gets in bar brawls from time to time. Some of them have even been in my neighbourhood.

I’d love to see the spawn that that would produce! [/quote]

I’m asking for permission as soon as I get home. Ouro is hawwwwwwt.

988

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
Are you stalking me?
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Got me! Every day after work I hop in my truck and drive up to Ontario to peek in on you for a few hours before I diligently get back into my truck and head the 1000 miles back to be back at work the next morning . . . . .

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I’m pretty sure we have laws you know. If you’re not, how did you know how I spent my Saturday? Is that more of that fancy American military technology being misused. She didn’t stare too long. She cut in line.[/quote]
Actually, I hypothesized that it would happen at Tim Horton’s because that is where most of your violent fantasies tend to germinate. Wait. I forgot. Maybe some bitch at Tim Horton’s looked at you funny and you realized that she MUST be sneaking into your house while you’re at work, turning on all the faucets, and running your water bill sky high! I hope you don’t go to jail for that one; she deserves an “ass whuppin’!!”

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[quote]Court wrote:

Ouro, not sure why you feel the need to bash me. You know I’m all sweet… like sunshine, butterflies and rainbows! In fact I’m so sweet I melt in the rain - or maybe that makes me more like the Wicked Witch, but I’m okay with either.
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Sweet! If you’re so sweet then why am I still peeling duct tape off my…ah never mind…I don’t want to get on your bad side again.

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[quote]WxHerk wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
Are you stalking me?

Got me! Every day after work I hop in my truck and drive up to Ontario to peek in on you for a few hours before I diligently get back into my truck and head the 1000 miles back to be back at work the next morning . . . . .

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I was wondering because the last few times I was down that way to stalk you and peer in your windows, there was no one home. You must have been up here.

991

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
I was wondering because the last few times I was down that way to stalk you and peer in your windows, there was no one home. You must have been up here.[/quote]
Hey! Keep that up! Saves me gas money and I’ll get a little more sleep!! :wink:

992

This log is WOW.

993

[quote]WxHerk wrote:
…and I’ll get a little more sleep!! :wink:

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I doubt it.

994

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
This log is WOW.[/quote]

I can’t spend my entire day refreshing the page on your log waiting for further updates on your new wraps.

I have, however, sent away for my own based on someone else’s contribution on you log.

995

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
WxHerk wrote:
…and I’ll get a little more sleep!! :wink:

I doubt it.[/quote]

Good point!

996

[quote]WxHerk wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
WxHerk wrote:
…and I’ll get a little more sleep!! :wink:

I doubt it.

Good point!

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Hey now… what are you saying?

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Thursday Feb. 5, Gym
Good mornings
45x10
95x5
135x5
145x5
155x3
165x3
175x2x3

Power cleans
45x5
95x3
100x2x3
105x3x3
110x2
115x1
120x0

BB rows
95x14
95x13
95x11

Pull ups/chins
9 - chin up
6 - pull up
6 -neutral grip pull up
5 - chin up

Decline situps
15
25lbs x 15

I only did the sit ups because I had a few minutes before I had to run out and pick up my girls at gymnastics.

On the way home, my 14 year old told me about a fitness test they had in gym to do max situps in 2 minutes with their feet weighted. Of course, I had to see how many I could do. I was embarrassed that I could only do 68. Boo.

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[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
WxHerk wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
WxHerk wrote:
…and I’ll get a little more sleep!! :wink:

I doubt it.

Good point!

Hey now… what are you saying?

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I’m a bit confused myself but the way I read PMPM’s comment was that if I were to stay home to allow your Peeping Tom (Tomasina?) mission to be successful that I would end up “catching” you and intercourse might ensue; therefore causing me NOT to get more sleep. Of course, it’s completely up to PMPM explaining what her comment meant to give any validity to the broad, (no pun intended, you violent broad!), sweeping interpretation I made of her observation.

999

SECKS!!!

Seriously, y’all know I’m a dirty pervert. Get with the program.

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[quote]WxHerk wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
WxHerk wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
WxHerk wrote:
…and I’ll get a little more sleep!! :wink:

I doubt it.

Good point!

Hey now… what are you saying?

I’m a bit confused myself but the way I read PMPM’s comment was that if I were to stay home to allow your Peeping Tom (Tomasina?) mission to be successful that I would end up “catching” you and intercourse might ensue; therefore causing me NOT to get more sleep. Of course, it’s completely up to PMPM explaining what her comment meant to give any validity to the broad, (no pun intended, you violent broad!), sweeping interpretation I made of her observation. [/quote]

This was my interpretation as well. Given her pervertishness (?) that’s what I had inferred. Is she impugning my virtue? There wouldn’t be any intercourse just some good old fashioned f******. Something tells me you’d sleep just fine. I’m pyschic about stuff like that as opposed to the stuff I’m just plain psycho about.