u made that squat look like cake!! and the dyorama is definitely A material. lol
[quote]dejavued wrote:
u made that squat look like cake!! and the dyorama is definitely A material. lol[/quote]
Thanks. If I get less than an A on the project, I’ll refer my daughter’s third grade teacher here.
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
Court wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
All y’all (that’s the plural of “y’all”) best be doing Canadian Nationals and whatnot…if you don’t make IPF Worlds, how will we ever get to meet?
I’m leaning towards nationals. I may qualify for Worlds by default because no one else is showing up. I’m in masters though. If that’s the case, I’m in serious need of those socks you’ve got.
Courtney should qualify very shortly though. Together you two of you could make all the young boys cry.
I already do make boys cry. But, I don’t discriminate based on age. Young, old, I make 'em all cry.
How about we don’t get ahead of ourselves and instead of working at getting me to my first meet and completing it without killing myself. How’s that for number one goal?
We know you make boys cry. It gets embarrassing when the boy suddenly has floating eyes because of you. You know, when your eyes fill up suddenly with tears. He tries to be strong but isn’t always successful.
You need to think big. I think small enough for everyone. I think you’ll do really well numbers wise in Niagara. That doesn’t mean you won’t look like a tool but that’s another matter altogether.
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I put enough pressure on myself for the entire world that I don’t need more people pushing it 
I’ll have a better idea come beginning of January of the sorts of numbers I’m looking at and what’s realistic, and what’s pushing it (which is what I’ll want to hit :D)
Monday November 24, Home
OH Press
65x1x7
65x2x6
65x2x5
DB curls
25x2x12
25x2x8
Front raises
25x16
25x15
25x10
Skull crushers
40x2x12
40x1x8
Sidebends (with 25lb db held overhead)
1x6
2x10
Unrelated to training, the other day I had an opportunity to discuss my love life with my babysitter. She actually babysits my daughter since I haven’t needed one in a good few years myself. We were discussing one of the dad’s who is going through a divorce. She said he is sad and lonely and is thinking of someone she could set him up with. She likes to play match maker in her head and think of all the people she knows and who she would match up with whom. I asked who she had mentally matched me with. She said Ian … my ex husband. In her opinion we’d be a perfect match since we’re both driven, focused, athletic and don’t fall in the typical ‘middle aged’ scenario. Go figure. I guess I missed that boat. Too bad he’s a twat. It’s always interesting to get the perspective of an outsider.
I really need to work on being a cat lady.
My 14 year old daughter just shared this Youtube video with me and I found it funny as hell.
Check out Charlie the Unicorn: Charlie The Unicorn - YouTube
This is the sort of thing that appeals to me. No wonder I’m going to be a cat lady.
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
Unrelated to training, the other day I had an opportunity to discuss my love life with my babysitter. She actually babysits my daughter since I haven’t needed one in a good few years myself. We were discussing one of the dad’s who is going through a divorce. She said he is sad and lonely and is thinking of someone she could set him up with. She likes to play match maker in her head and think of all the people she knows and who she would match up with whom. I asked who she had mentally matched me with. She said Ian … my ex husband. In her opinion we’d be a perfect match since we’re both driven, focused, athletic and don’t fall in the typical ‘middle aged’ scenario. Go figure. I guess I missed that boat. Too bad he’s a twat. It’s always interesting to get the perspective of an outsider.
I really need to work on being a cat lady.[/quote]
So wait… did she say him knowing he was your ex husband? That’s kind of weird if she did. You’d think that would automatically veto him from the mental matches…
PS. She’s totally your babysitter for when your kids go out, don’t lie.
Also, I really enjoy the word twat. I will have to reintroduce that into my vocabulary.
[quote]Court wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
Unrelated to training, the other day I had an opportunity to discuss my love life with my babysitter. She actually babysits my daughter since I haven’t needed one in a good few years myself.
We were discussing one of the dad’s who is going through a divorce. She said he is sad and lonely and is thinking of someone she could set him up with. She likes to play match maker in her head and think of all the people she knows and who she would match up with whom.
I asked who she had mentally matched me with. She said Ian … my ex husband. In her opinion we’d be a perfect match since we’re both driven, focused, athletic and don’t fall in the typical ‘middle aged’ scenario. Go figure.
I guess I missed that boat. Too bad he’s a twat. It’s always interesting to get the perspective of an outsider.
I really need to work on being a cat lady.
So wait… did she say him knowing he was your ex husband? That’s kind of weird if she did. You’d think that would automatically veto him from the mental matches…
PS. She’s totally your babysitter for when your kids go out, don’t lie.
Also, I really enjoy the word twat. I will have to reintroduce that into my vocabulary. [/quote]
Yeah, she knows he’s my ex. It isn’t that she’d actually try and fix us up. It’s just that, of everyone she knows, he’d be the best match for me.
I suppose it’s that she can’t see me with someone that spends their evenings on the sofa with a bottle of beer or a middle aged man who figure life is half over and has nothing left to offer them.
As twat like as my ex is, he has many goals and ambitions and won’t shirk on the work to achieve them. Still, the thought of sex with him again is a bad one.
On another note, I woke up this morning two pounds heavier. I’m sure it’s water weight. That and the fact that I have a wolverine in my abdomen means I may be getting my elusive period (not seen since the london open). How great is that. Just in time for Ottawa.
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
Yeah, she knows he’s my ex. It isn’t that she’d actually try and fix us up. It’s just that, of everyone she knows, he’d be the best match for me.
I suppose it’s that she can’t see me with someone that spends their evenings on the sofa with a bottle of beer or a middle aged man who figure life is half over and has nothing left to offer them. As twat like as my ex is, he has many goals and ambitions and won’t shirk on the work to achieve them. Still, the thought of sex with him again is a bad one.[/quote]
So you don’t want a relationship with big lazy guys who spend their evenings on the sofa wtih a bottle of beer, yet that’s the type of guy you requested as your birthday hooker… to each their own I guess…
[quote]
On another note, I woke up this morning two pounds heavier. I’m sure it’s water weight. That and the fact that I have a wolverine in my abdomen means I may be getting my elusive period (not seen since the london open). How great is that. Just in time for Ottawa. [/quote]
Wow…that’s quite fantastic. Maybe that’s why Sunday sucked for you. If so I hope it decides to go back into hiding quickly so you can lift heavy shit in Ottawa.
The Ottawa list of lifters has been updated. Now there are 6 women. They are all in masters. 4 have trained with Bill. There still isn’t anyone in my weight class though.
This morning when I weighed myself, I was down the two pounds of water. Mind you, I did drown myself with drinking so that got rid of it. I just wanted to make sure it was that easy.
I may have a sponsor to go to Moosejaw. I won’t know until later but I was made an offer yesterday and it didn’t involve anything inappropriate. I’m pretty stoked. I mean really, who hasn’t secretly dreamt of Moosejaw.
On an unrelated note I thought I’d share a work story. One of the roofers I work with has had a very rough, gravelly sounding voice for several months. Yesterday when we were going over a few things, he could barely talk and I said “Teddy, have you been to the doctor yet?” To which he replied, “Yeah, they cut what they think is cancer out of my throat on Friday.” Fuck, and the bastard doesn’t miss a day of work. He really is a hard man. The next time I’m moaning about a cold or what have you, I’ll think about him.
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
I may have a sponsor to go to Moosejaw. I won’t know until later but I was made an offer yesterday and it didn’t involve anything inappropriate. I’m pretty stoked. I mean really, who hasn’t secretly dreamt of Moosejaw.
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Since when is accepting airfare/hotel money for sex not inappropriate?
[quote]Court wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
I may have a sponsor to go to Moosejaw. I won’t know until later but I was made an offer yesterday and it didn’t involve anything inappropriate. I’m pretty stoked. I mean really, who hasn’t secretly dreamt of Moosejaw.
Since when is accepting airfare/hotel money for sex not inappropriate?
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Since I don’t have to pretend to enjoy it. I can just lay there and read a book if I like.
And anyway, I already told you, if I were depending on those abilities to get anywhere, I wouldn’t make it to Oakville.
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
Court wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
I may have a sponsor to go to Moosejaw. I won’t know until later but I was made an offer yesterday and it didn’t involve anything inappropriate. I’m pretty stoked. I mean really, who hasn’t secretly dreamt of Moosejaw.
Since when is accepting airfare/hotel money for sex not inappropriate?
Since I don’t have to pretend to enjoy it. I can just lay there and read a book if I like.
And anyway, I already told you, if I were depending on those abilities to get anywhere, I wouldn’t make it to Oakville.[/quote]
Details please, and ask whoever it is to sponsor me too. Or adopt me if they are very rich. Or even just well off. Fuck it, I’ll take what’s available.
Just trying to catch up on your log…when is the meet? It’s coming up soon, right?
[quote]dianab wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
Court wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
I may have a sponsor to go to Moosejaw. I won’t know until later but I was made an offer yesterday and it didn’t involve anything inappropriate. I’m pretty stoked. I mean really, who hasn’t secretly dreamt of Moosejaw.
Since when is accepting airfare/hotel money for sex not inappropriate?
Since I don’t have to pretend to enjoy it. I can just lay there and read a book if I like.
And anyway, I already told you, if I were depending on those abilities to get anywhere, I wouldn’t make it to Oakville.
Details please, and ask whoever it is to sponsor me too. Or adopt me if they are very rich. Or even just well off. Fuck it, I’ll take what’s available.[/quote]
You have to put out. And if the men are anything like the ones O likes, you may rather just go door to door selling lemonade or cookies or something.
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Just trying to catch up on your log…when is the meet? It’s coming up soon, right?[/quote]
The meet is December 6 in Ottawa. It is our Provincial championships. I’ve already qualified for nationals but to compete there, you must also compete at the Provincial level.
I’m getting pretty excited about it now.
Wednesday November 26, SC
Bench
45x10
65x5
80x5
90x3
100x2x1
80x5 (pause on last rep)
70x10 "
DB bench
35x3x8
CG Bench
80x3x8
Squat
45x10
95x5
135x5 (suit on straps down)
165x3 (suit on straps up)
190x3 "
200x2 "
210x1 " (this came up very easily today. I think I needed the higher volume of heavies leading into it)
[quote]Court wrote:
dianab wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
Court wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
I may have a sponsor to go to Moosejaw. I won’t know until later but I was made an offer yesterday and it didn’t involve anything inappropriate. I’m pretty stoked. I mean really, who hasn’t secretly dreamt of Moosejaw.
Since when is accepting airfare/hotel money for sex not inappropriate?
Since I don’t have to pretend to enjoy it. I can just lay there and read a book if I like.
And anyway, I already told you, if I were depending on those abilities to get anywhere, I wouldn’t make it to Oakville.
Details please, and ask whoever it is to sponsor me too. Or adopt me if they are very rich. Or even just well off. Fuck it, I’ll take what’s available.
You have to put out. And if the men are anything like the ones O likes, you may rather just go door to door selling lemonade or cookies or something.
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You know you really are a wench right?
The boy and I talked about the drive down to Ottawa. He said he wanted the back seat. I told him that was fine because you planned to make out with him on the way there. I hope I didn’t over step my bounds.
Pete said if I win at Provincials I would likely be drug tested so he hoped I didn’t mind peeing in front of people. The only time I’ve been able to pee alone in 14 years is at work and even that is questionable so I told him I’d be okay. That may put a kibosh on the lines we were going to blast though. I hope that’s not a problem.
Things were much better with Pete back to tell me what to do and help me get dressed. He’s looking forward to seeing your pink belt.
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
You know you really are a wench right?
The boy and I talked about the drive down to Ottawa. He said he wanted the back seat. I told him that was fine because you planned to make out with him on the way there. I hope I didn’t over step my bounds.
Pete said if I win at Provincials I would likely be drug tested so he hoped I didn’t mind peeing in front of people. The only time I’ve been able to pee alone in 14 years is at work and even that is questionable so I told him I’d be okay. That may put a kibosh on the lines we were going to blast though. I hope that’s not a problem.
Things were much better with Pete back to tell me what to do and help me get dressed. He’s looking forward to seeing your pink belt.[/quote]
Hahahaha yeah, I know. I really get a kick out of it, as you know.
Did he seem keen on the idea of making out with me? I really hope so. Nothing gets me going more than a short, fat, 18 year old powerlifter. Excuse me while I go pleasure myself…
…
…Okay, back.
I’m really disappointed we can’t do those lines. I thought that would make the ride much more fun, entertaining and, above all, SAFE! I mean it’s not like you’re a spastic driver already or anything…
Glad Pete was there to screw your head on straight (re-read that woman, I didn’t mean it sexually you pervert). I’m happy he’s looking forward to my pink belt. However it’s stiff as can be (insert inappropriate remark here), so I’ll bring it Sunday, but may still use yours if it’s too difficult. I’ve been walking around my house in it.
Anyways, 5am wake up for early morning flight. Bug you more tomorrow afternoon 