32 Eggs a Day

[quote]squatdude wrote:
jbodzin wrote:
What is “cool hand luke”

Dude if you don’t know Cool Hand Luke you have bigger problems. Rent it love it.

What we have here is a failure to communicate.[/quote]

Next He’ll be asking who Charles Bronson is.

Lou Ferrigno said that cholesterol is what testosterone is made of.

[quote]BarneyFife wrote:
I hated the one that I tried.[/quote]

Did you cook it?

[quote]KO421 wrote:
I had a hard time eating 9 hardboiled eggs a day… plus forget going on a date[/quote]

Don’t know why, but hardboiled eggs are difficult to eat in large amounts. Scrambled, however, is piss easy; I’ll scramble 6-8 eggs and eat them like they were air.


thats a lot of eggs. as much as I like them, I would get sick of them pretty quickly and end up losing out on a valuable source of nutrition.

[quote]squatdude wrote:
jbodzin wrote:
What is “cool hand luke”

Dude if you don’t know Cool Hand Luke you have bigger problems. Rent it love it.

What we have here is a failure to communicate.[/quote]

DRAGLINE: “Luke, What did you have to go and say fifty for? Why couldn’t you say something like thirty five?”
LUKE: “Seemed like a nice round number.”

You should be fine with however many eggs you can scarf down in a day. Just cook them. I was drinking 36 eggs a day a one point until my buddy convinced me I was going to get somanilla at some point.

I made the raw eggs/frozen orange juice concentrate/milkshake drink. this thing was a buttload of calories and protein… but not the safest diet solution for building muscle.

http://www.animalpak.com/html/article_details.cfm?section=diet&ID=31

You guys are a bunch of bitches. 6 eggs a day? 12? 32, mostly whites? The Machine eats 5-6 dozen whole eggs per day! HARDCORE!!!

:slight_smile:

P.S. Apparently he also eats 500g of oats a day. I imagine between that and the 5-6 dozen eggs, he probably spends 25 hours of his day on the toilet shitting his brains out…

[quote]jbodzin wrote:
What is “cool hand luke”

Dude if you don’t know Cool Hand Luke you have bigger problems. Rent it love it.[/quote]

dually noted

[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:
LUKE: “I can eat fifty eggs.”
DRAGLINE: “How long?”
LUKE: “An hour.”[/quote]

Sorry, gotta correct this. The line is “A hour”.

Now apologize to Mr. Newman.

[quote]tanuki wrote:
Go heavy fool wrote:
LUKE: “I can eat fifty eggs.”
DRAGLINE: “How long?”
LUKE: “An hour.”

Sorry, gotta correct this. The line is “A hour”.

Now apologize to Mr. Newman.[/quote]

LMAO! You are so right. I was going to type that, but I figured nobody would think it made any sense. That is what he says in the movie “a”.

After luke says “I can eat fifty eggs”, Dragline says… “nobody can eat fifty eggs”… but I skipped some parts.

Anyways, I’m glad there are guys in here who know the best movies and the classics.

I like the line when Dragline says… “If my boy says he can eat fifty eggs, then he can eat fifty eggs dammit”

[quote]beebuddy wrote:
The cholesterol/sat. fat hypothesis is a myth.

Do you not believe that eggs contain fat/cholesterol? Or are you saying that it isn’t bad for you?[/quote]

The latter. Neither cholest nor sat. fat.

[quote]BarneyFife wrote:
Lou Ferrigno said that cholesterol is what testosterone is made of.[/quote]

Big Lou was right. Dave Tate has said similiar things as well.

[quote]Nominal Prospect wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
The cholesterol/sat. fat hypothesis is a myth.

Do you not believe that eggs contain fat/cholesterol? Or are you saying that it isn’t bad for you?

The latter. Neither cholest nor sat. fat.

BarneyFife wrote:
Lou Ferrigno said that cholesterol is what testosterone is made of.

Big Lou was right. Dave Tate has said similiar things as well.[/quote]

The human body produces it’s own cholesterol, it’s non-essential. And doctors have been saying that a diet that is HIGH in saturated fat is bad. Whatever that means, I don’t know. If you are huge I guess 32 eggs isn’t a problem, but I recall learning that the perfect ratio of sat. fat in the diet is 1/3 to 1/3 mono and 1/3 polyunsatured fats.

[quote]KneeBar wrote:
squatdude wrote:
jbodzin wrote:
What is “cool hand luke”

Dude if you don’t know Cool Hand Luke you have bigger problems. Rent it love it.

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

Next He’ll be asking who Charles Bronson is.

[/quote]

OMG, this is the funniest thread EVER!

If I ate 32 eggs a day I wouldn’t be able to touch a weight for fear of sharting.

they say 5 eggs a week are bad for ur cholesterol.
you do the math

[quote]XxchasexX wrote:
they say 5 eggs a week are bad for ur cholesterol.
you do the math[/quote]

“they” who?

The same people that told you throughout the late 80’s and 90’s that fat was the enemy and that dietary fat was the reason people were fat? Not the overindulegence in carbs…

“they” can fuck off.

[quote]Ghost22 wrote:
XxchasexX wrote:
they say 5 eggs a week are bad for ur cholesterol.
you do the math

“they” who?

The same people that told you throughout the late 80’s and 90’s that fat was the enemy and that dietary fat was the reason people were fat? Not the overindulegence in carbs…

“they” can fuck off.[/quote]

Don’t worry,he’s brainwashed,lol.

[quote]Ghost22 wrote:
XxchasexX wrote:
they say 5 eggs a week are bad for ur cholesterol.
you do the math

“they” who?

The same people that told you throughout the late 80’s and 90’s that fat was the enemy and that dietary fat was the reason people were fat? Not the overindulegence in carbs…

“they” can fuck off.[/quote]

Perfect.

Man, I was eating about a dozen a day - ten in the breakfast omelet, and two for snacks - but only about 6 yolks, just cause of the fat calories, not the whole bs about cholesterol - which the body does need to produce hormones- , and I thought that was pushing it a bit.

32 eggs is a whole lotta eggs, and I can see doing it for a while but long term? I think after a few days I would have to be finding new ways to lie to myself - dress them up, color them like at Easter, pretend I’m Godzilla and they are little people, make choo-choo noises or hire some gorgeous woman dressed like a french maid with the garter belt and hose to spoon feed me while making choo choo noises - just to get them down.

You are gonna need a ton o’ willpower. Power to you, but I would look at getting some cheaper cuts of meat and stuff just to add some kinda variety.

Oh, and I love eggs and olive oil but the very idea of mayonnaise makes me gag; my throat is tickling right now.