3 Items to Buy to Freak Out a Cashier

Duct tape, a pillow case, and a baseball bat.

PC

[quote]dk44 wrote:
Madman2 wrote:
SteelyD wrote:

  1. Inflatable pig
  2. Vaseline
  3. “Deliverance” DVD
  • Note: This may not have any impact in Arkansas. :confused:

Not cool.[/quote]

Should I have said “Inflatable Goat”?

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[quote]SteelyD wrote:
dk44 wrote:
Madman2 wrote:
SteelyD wrote:

  1. Inflatable pig
  2. Vaseline
  3. “Deliverance” DVD
  • Note: This may not have any impact in Arkansas. :confused:

Not cool.

Should I have said “Inflatable Goat”?

[/quote]

I thought sheep were popular.

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
dk44 wrote:
Madman2 wrote:
SteelyD wrote:

  1. Inflatable pig
  2. Vaseline
  3. “Deliverance” DVD
  • Note: This may not have any impact in Arkansas. :confused:

Not cool.

Should I have said “Inflatable Goat”?

[photo]12301[/photo][/quote]

That is one handsome fucking goat.

Condoms, a melon and sexual enhancer

[quote]ukrainian wrote:
SteelyD wrote:
dk44 wrote:
Madman2 wrote:
SteelyD wrote:

  1. Inflatable pig
  2. Vaseline
  3. “Deliverance” DVD
  • Note: This may not have any impact in Arkansas. :confused:

Not cool.

Should I have said “Inflatable Goat”?

I thought sheep were popular.[/quote]

They make your hands feel nice and soft afterwards. Hooves fit in your boots better too.

cat nip
scratching post
straight razors

As a former cashier , nothing freaked me out more than a black couple purchasing 25 reduced price centrums , and having coupons for everyone of them. Oh yeah, they proceeded to come to my quick-checkout line( 10 items or less) 3 more times with the same 25 centrum order. GO WYETH!!!

At the feed store:
1 hammer
20 chicks
1 straw