3 Items to Buy to Freak Out a Cashier

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Incredible Hulk mask
Hulk gloves
The biggest cucumber you can find.
(Mama has a thing for the Hulk.)

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[quote]orion wrote:
Several bottles of liquor and diapers.

Then pretend that you are a few dollars short, look into your cart for a few seconds and return the diapers.

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Works best if you have a baby with you too, preferably one that is crying and stinks of shit

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If I was to go the meth route I would choose.

  1. Coleman Fuel
  2. Lithium Batteries
  3. Pseudoephedrine
44

Petrol, milk bottle, tea towel

45

Flour
Hydrogen peroxide
Rucksack

Especially if your buying it in a London (UK) store.

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  1. Inflatable pig
  2. Vaseline
  3. “Deliverance” DVD
  • Note: This may not have any impact in Arkansas. :confused:
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1)Wooden baseball bat
2)welding mask
3)KY Jelly

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  1. Case of beer
  2. Astroglide
  3. Dora the Explorer DVDs

Bring your own young child along for best results.

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Seven bottles of lighter fluid

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[quote]SteelyD wrote:

  1. Inflatable pig
  2. Vaseline
  3. “Deliverance” DVD
  • Note: This may not have any impact in Arkansas. :/[/quote]

It would have an impact in Arkansas. It’s Georgia and Alabama that it wouldn’t have any impact.

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[quote]Artem wrote:
1 pregnancy test
1 wire hangar
1 garbage bag

flashlight if you wanna make it complete[/quote]

lmfao

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Lube
Clown mask
Rope

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[quote]Madman2 wrote:
SteelyD wrote:

  1. Inflatable pig
  2. Vaseline
  3. “Deliverance” DVD
  • Note: This may not have any impact in Arkansas. :confused:

It would have an impact in Arkansas. It’s Georgia and Alabama that it wouln’t have any impact.
[/quote]

Yeah, I don’t get it…sounds like a typical Friday night.

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[quote]orion wrote:
Several bottles of liquor and diapers.

Then pretend that you are a few dollars short, look into your cart for a few seconds and return the diapers.

[/quote]
lold

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when i was a restaurant maitre-d’ i made a run for fresh flowers and one of the waiters said we needed 10 packs of birthday candles. then chef asked me to pick up 2 rolls of butcher’s twine and some band aids. i got all this stuff @ super stop and shop while dressed up like it was freakin’ easter sunday.

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[quote]Madman2 wrote:
SteelyD wrote:

  1. Inflatable pig
  2. Vaseline
  3. “Deliverance” DVD
  • Note: This may not have any impact in Arkansas. :confused:

[/quote]

Not cool.

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[quote]dk44 wrote:
Madman2 wrote:
SteelyD wrote:

  1. Inflatable pig
  2. Vaseline
  3. “Deliverance” DVD
  • Note: This may not have any impact in Arkansas. :confused:

Not cool.[/quote]

I concur.

Grew up there.

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Hows your sister doing then?

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only child

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only child