So last night my buddy John came by and mentioned how his roommate made him watch ‘2girls1cup’. My roommate Steph said she had never seen it and after finding out that the other three of us had, she was really keen on seeing what it was all about. Being the stubborn natured girl she is, for a good twenty minutes she refused my help trying to find the video and was all over the net on porn sites picking up trojan virus’ on her laptop!
When she broke down to ask me for my help her computer was doing some random shit and I couldn’t get away from these ‘spyware removal’ downloads. So I picked up my laptop and found it for her within probably 30 seconds. Then things got weird! Her reaction was not typical! In fact, it seemed exaggerated for the rest of us! At first she was like, “No way, that’s not real!” She never looked away, and had what almost seemed like a forced gag reflex. As if she just presented herself as knowing that what she was seeing is wrong but she had no visceral reaction!
No word of a lie people…within less than a minute of watching the video she says, “I’m going to get the chocolate ice cream and the chocolate sauce. Does anybody want some?” I broke out laughing thinking she was joking. But no, she comes back to eat what would’ve been at most her third ‘meal’ of the day (this girl never eats) - and then an hour later she goes back for seconds and just eats right from the tub! A whole new spin was put on the term ‘comfort food’ last night people!
Now I’m being guilt tripped about her computer being fucked up today. I do feel kind of bad though, exams are coming up and she has to tell people her computer is whack cause of that video hahaha!
shit, yeh sorry I forgot to ask if guys have seen any really good reactions to the video? I thought a couple of my friends would puke for sure, but no…
btw I love how I got 2 Bob Saget avatars one after the other in my thread…I bet his reaction would be America’s funniest home video worthy…that $10,000 prize could help pay for his ‘coke addiction’!
I thought it would be kinda funny if everyone just started “randomly” switching their avatars to Bob Saget pics for shits and giggles…the rest of the T-Nation members who never make it to the Get a Life Forum would be like, wtf?
[quote]Renton wrote:
Try using Spybot S&D from safer networking. Download it here.
It needs access to the internet to install, then update. Finally use the immunize option and let it scan her system. Should do the trick nicely.
What you weren’t after advice about spyware???[/quote]
Sweet thanks man! I’ll check that out with her when she calms down…she hasn’t been talking to me today other than to yell at me about how pissed off she is! Oh, but she did tell me that she disabled her Norton360 when searching for the video last night.
I gotta be honest…the video wasn’t that bad. I’ve seen 1000s of execution / grossout videos and that was fairly tame. go to somethingawful.com and look for swap.avi under their horrors of porn section…that’s a bit worse than 2 girls one cup
[quote]funkhauser wrote:
SO me and my buddy were jerkin off to 2girls and he was like ‘lets go gets some ice creamz’ and I was like ‘lol no wai gtfo’[/quote]
fuck ice cream when i could get more protein from the cottage cheese! besides, i like it’s chunky but yet runny texture…