[quote]ElbowStrike wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
Destitution, poverty, dying because an old person can’t afford to heat their home (basically caused by the environmentalists) are hardly subjects for humor, among civilised people.
In this scenario, the high oil and gas prices are caused by a US invasion of Iran… and you would blame environmentalists?
That’s a little twisted.
At the very least we all deserve a good kick in the teeth for being so reliant on one limited resource. It’ll be good economic incentive to switch to alcool and build windmill farms and solar fields. Increased use of renewables means remaining oil reserves will last even longer! Look on the bright side!
As for humour, most everything is fair game except the Holocaust and 9/11. Aren’t you the one who invested heavily in oil and war companies after 9/11? Don’t tell me you don’t grin a little when you check up on your investment returns. The thought crosses your mind. Admit it. “Damn, I’m clever!”
Oil crises turn this province into a gold mine That means new roads, better infrastructure, lower taxes, and jobs galore because somebody, somewhere, is buying that oil. If America invades Iran, and seeing as we’re the top supplier of oil to the American military, we will see prosperity even in the face of a depression in our trading partners.
Forgive me if the global suffering won’t constantly be weighing on my heart and conscience. Humour is good for the soul. Dwelling on all the tragedies of the world you can’t do anything about is not. You don’t drop to your knees and cry for the homeless when you get a raise and buy a new house.
Then again my family’s humour comes from the Ukraine, where generations of famine, war, revolution and genocide lend to what some would call “dark” humour. If you can’t laugh while you’re starving, diseased, and the Russians have murdered 20 million of your people, you’re really not going to make it.
Sick Ukrainian humour: It’s genetic. ;D
Although I can see your point. If you’re that worried about it, my suggestion is to not invade Iran.
ElbowStrike[/quote]
The USA has 22 billion barrels of proven reserves. Environmentalists won’t allow drilling, and file lawsuit after lawsuit. Old people freeze, little kids can’t have Christmas because of the oil price, all so caribou can shit without having to look at a pipeline.
The Iranian oil fields belong to British and American oil companies. We NEED to invade to return the loot to its rightful owners. (Iranians are goat herds. They thought oil was a curse from Allah, probably for sodomizing the goats.)
Take over the fields and bomb anyone who goes near the fields. That’ll bring the price down.