[quote]rsg wrote:
rainjack wrote:
ShaneM686 wrote:
Napoleon Dynamite anyone?
I went and saw that with a bunch of friends… i really wanted to ask for my money back.
What is the policy for that, Prof, you said that you have gotten your money back a couple times?
Bite your tongue. ND is cinemagic.
Vote for Pedro![/quote]
Napolean Dynamite is almost my life story, I love that movie.
It is sublime.
[quote]BluePfaltz wrote:
Kayrob wrote:
Airport 79, Concorde
Leprechaun
Any of the Police Academy movies after the first one.
Steve Guttenberg ruined it all. No talent, not funny…
Who made him a star anyway?
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The Stonecutters.
You guys have got to be shitting me, Street Fighter and Johnny Mnemonic in the top 10 worst films?
Street Fighter was Raul Julia’s curtain call, the last thing he ever did. It is also one of the most incredibly unashamed action films I’ve ever seen. Stealth Boat? Check. Van Damme? Check. Awesome? Double Check.
As for Johnny Mnemonic; the guy can hold AN ENTIRE 80GB in his head, that’s the same as 100 standard, 800MB, desktop computer hard drives! Also, the General was a Dolphin with a laser satellite on his head. What the hell else do you people want from a film? Jesus Christ.
My vote for worst film ever goes to Phantom Menace. It just couldn’t have gone any more down hill considering its heritage, oh how the mighty have fallen.
edit: I got Johnny’s memory capcity wrong the first time. I’m so ashamed.
[quote]Blacksnake wrote:
iscariot wrote:
[2] Erin Brokavich[sp] - A Julia Roberts ego-fest from A-Z. Let’s be grateful she and Steve Tyler never hooked up, can you imagine the amount of plastic surgery those kids would need on their mouths?
What really sucked was that Roberts never even mentioned the real Brockovitch when she accepted the award…f’crissake she wouldnt have even been nominated were it not for the real person she portrayed…
That Julia is a real Beeyotch’ (Denzel’s wife was visibly pissed when Julia physically jumped all over him when he won his 2nd oscar…Julia has about as much class as her fellow southerner Britney)…
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Ddubs wife doesnt like Julia. Word around thew campfire in LA was that when they filmed “pelican brief” she thought Julia and DW were a little too chummy.
Julia has professed in print her love for the “W”
[quote]biglift88 wrote:
jtrinsey wrote:
Bring it On- enjoyably bad
bring it on is probably the perfect example of enjoyable bad… i could stare at eliza dushku all day.
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No, the PERFECT example of enjoyable bad is Barb Wire…
Its like a train wreck, i know its bad, but i cant look away…
Matrix 2 had the same problem that Kill Bill had. It needed 3 hours to tell the story. Unlike kill bill they didnt split the movie they condensed the story line and made it somewhat disjointed. That along w/ the fact that the studio forced certain actors and story lines down the producers throats. It made the movie disappointing.
However, the last 45 min of the film. From the Frenchmans club to the end, are worth the price of admission.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
BluePfaltz wrote:
Kayrob wrote:
Airport 79, Concorde
Leprechaun
Any of the Police Academy movies after the first one.
Steve Guttenberg ruined it all. No talent, not funny…
Who made him a star anyway?
…
The Stonecutters.
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HA HA HA! Nice one!
Who brought the metric system down?
[quote]PGA wrote:
#1 Eraser
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What? What was wrong with Eraser?
It had explosions, comedy scenes and plenty of action.
[quote]Hanzo wrote:
you are all wrong. the worst movie ever is the wickerman remake. it was awful…ly fun to see such a bad movie. i laughed all the way through.
note: this is a serious movie[/quote]
LOL. The BEES. The BEES. Please not the BEES!
[quote]brucevangeorge wrote:
PGA wrote:
#1 Eraser
What? What was wrong with Eraser?
It had explosions, comedy scenes and plenty of action.[/quote]
The only movie EVER that I can’t sit through. It’s the most boring, horribly acted, terribly written piece of shit I have ever seen. The only worse piece of shit is that Batman piece of shit shit, Batman Dead end. That is the shittiest piece of shit that has ever been shitted out of a camera.
[quote]brucevangeorge wrote:
PGA wrote:
#1 Eraser
What? What was wrong with Eraser?
It had explosions, comedy scenes and plenty of action.[/quote]
Not to mention, Arnie and Rail Guns. I fail to see how that film could have been any better save for the inclusion of more titties and possibly a dog pissing on a bad guy’s face like at the end of ‘Out for Justice’ (Seagal’s greatest vehicle ever).
[quote]Professor X wrote:
What the hell was wrong with Hostage?
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The main bad guy running like a spider through the airducts was pretty lame. And him turning bulletproof.
Didn’t ruin the movie, but it certainly wasn’t classic.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I bought the House of The Dead on dvd. I then quickly used it as a frisbee while driving hoping to do enough damage to it that no one else will ever have to suffer through it. Thinking back, I should have burned it and spread the ashes. That’s what they do to vampires.[/quote]
Nothing would grow where those ashes were spread.
There are definitely some good candidates here.
Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has been awful in any one of its incarnations
Wicker Man
Face/Off
Broken Arrow
Anything with Jude Law and Hugh Grant together in a romantic comedy
[quote]PGA wrote:
brucevangeorge wrote:
PGA wrote:
#1 Eraser
What? What was wrong with Eraser?
It had explosions, comedy scenes and plenty of action.
The only movie EVER that I can’t sit through. It’s the most boring, horribly acted, terribly written piece of shit I have ever seen. The only worse piece of shit is that Batman piece of shit shit, Batman Dead end. That is the shittiest piece of shit that has ever been shitted out of a camera.[/quote]
You’re missing the point… it has explosions, Arnold, and more explosions.
I recently watched all of Flight Plan. I realized I was wasting my life 10 minutes into it, and yet I kept watching. I was so amazed that a movie could be made so bad, that I just kept watching thinking something good had to come of it.
You guys rent a lot of B movie garbage. What do you expect? I love Arnold movies but Last Action Hero was by far his worst…
My most hated movie was Nothing But Trouble. I could not wait for that movie, Chevy, Dan Akroyd, Demi and John Candy all in the same movie…Sucked Ass…I was sooo dissapointed. For current movies, I found Reno 911 Miami to be extremely shitty. I saw that a couple weeks ago, right after it came out. It was a packed house, and I heard 4 laughs the entire movie. Love the show, but hated the movie.
Mission to Mars.
[quote]emdawgz1 wrote:
No, the PERFECT example of enjoyable bad is Barb Wire…
Its like a train wreck, i know its bad, but i cant look away…
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The opening sequence with the metal version of “word up” and the (unrated cut) spiked heel mayhem is priceless…
[quote]Blacksnake wrote:
emdawgz1 wrote:
No, the PERFECT example of enjoyable bad is Barb Wire…
Its like a train wreck, i know its bad, but i cant look away…
The opening sequence with the metal version of “word up” and the (unrated cut) spiked heel mayhem is priceless…
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ok ok you got me there