[quote]Professor X wrote:
dentallica wrote:
Nobody mentioned these yet??
- Johnny Mnemonic
- Blair Witch
- Signs
- Hostage (Bruce Willis)
- Matrix sequels
What the hell was wrong with Hostage?
“Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy”.[/quote]
I havent seen Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy but I have no trouble believing it would be awful.
Hostage:
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that ridiculous beard Bruce Willis had on was about as good a five years old’s Halloween costume. Good foreshadowing of the whole movie.
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What was up with the ‘crazy’ Marshall guy? Are you kidding me? He was a loser kid who somehow was a twisted killer?
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The `plot twist’ with the FBI guys or whatever was brutal.
It seemed like the movie was thrown together by about 10 different screenwriters who didn’t bother to read what was put on paper before them.
Just my 2 cents.
To this day though, Johnny Mnemonic makes me angry. I want a annual cash dividend and letter of apology from the studio.
I found hostage to be really good. Don’t know why you guys don’t like it. There were some parts they could have done a little better, but it had an awesome plot twist.
It was as good as Slevin to me.
And you guys are mentioning it in “The Top 10 Worst Movies of All Time?”
With te likes of “When Kelly Met Justin” ← I Haven’t seen it, and I never will.
Here’s another piece of garbage: “Battlefield Earth”
And then the rest:
Bottoms Up (with Paris Hilton)
SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (shudders I saw part of this)
Chairman of the Board (with CarroTop)
Y?gi?: Gekij?-ban (Merchandise selling vehicle from what I can see)
Phat Girlz (Oh yeah, and they’re FAT not Phat.)
3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain
Santa with Muscles
Glitter (It EXIIISTS. loud thunderclap)
Manos: The Hands of Fate (apparantely this one can enduce suicide)
And so on.
If you’ve ever seen one of these, you’ll agree movies like ‘Hostage’ and the comedy ‘Eraser’ don’t really belong on the list. They are mediocre at worst.
[quote]Blacksnake wrote:
emdawgz1 wrote:
No, the PERFECT example of enjoyable bad is Barb Wire…
Its like a train wreck, i know its bad, but i cant look away…
The opening sequence with the metal version of “word up” and the (unrated cut) spiked heel mayhem is priceless…
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For the record, BarbWire was nominated for the Razzie for that year.
It lost to the classic… “StripTease”
That was a bad movie!
I just had to mention this here because it didn’t deserve its own thread. This weekend is going on record as the worst rental experience I’ve had in my life. I don’t know what my gal and I were thinking.
We saw:
The Break-Up - There were maybe three funny lines in the movie, and they were all from Jon Favreau (So that says alot). Worst acting I’ve ever seen from Vince Vaughn (This also says alot.) Aniston’s blurry posterior didn’t even come close to making this worthwhile.
The Astronaut’s Wife - A blond Johnny Depp with an over-the-top deep south Tom Sawyer accent, a preggers Charlize Theron with boyish short hair, and a very weak story.
The Return - It was in and out of the theaters in about four seconds, for good reason. Further proof that Sarah Michelle Gellar shouldn’t be in a movie unless it co-stars Scooby Doo.
Wicker Park - Um…Josh Hartnett was in it. Aside from that, I really don’t know what the hell this movie was about.
The highlight of the entire weekend was finally seeing Clockwork Orange for the first time. Just had to vent. On another bright note, my girlfriend’s kid heard about someone who knows someone who might possibly have a copy of 300 that fell off a truck. In theory. Allegedly. So tonight might make up for the entire flubbed weekend.
“Showgirls” anyone?
I can’t think of one redeeming quality about that nasty, ugly, abhorrent piece of cinematic garbage. What is it with Veerhoven (sp?) and rape scenes?
You might be tempted to say: “Well yeah, but Gina Gershon’s in it.”
You want Gina? Then go rent “Bound”.
Gigli and The Son of the Mask.