In that case I wonāt disrupt what Iāll charitably call my programming to give it a crack then. Which Iām slightly relieved about.
In other news: Iām probably closer to your weight than you think, the excessive chocolate cake and other shit nutrition doesnāt seem to have caused the disaster I expected.
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@ChickenLittle
Meh, Iāve come to accept that my face is a turn-off. I also wear pretty frumpy clothes that do a pretty good job of hiding my body
Great for personal safety though 
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Fuck 'em. If they look out of their windows, quickly flex to assert dominance.
Their sleep isnāt as important as your deadlift.
Flex on your small child as well. Needs to learn who the Alpha male is early on
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Good thing that we managed to de-escalate that situation then, lest we force ourselves to needlessly achieve something magnificent. But wait now, how much do you weigh? I had it in my that you were a tall dude, and thus heavier as a result.
And ladies! I was speaking metaphorically about figurative party girls who are ugly on the inside.
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Somebodyās gonna make a great father someday.
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Iām decidedly average height (6 foot on the dot), so the fact I weigh closer to 90kg than 80 is a testament to how much you can overeat with a bit of effort.
Iāll probably leave my weigh ins off here for a while because Iām still in the early days of prepping for next years T-ransformation where I pretend to myself I have a chance at a decent showing. Obviously, reality will kick in soon enough, but for now Iām entertaining myself with the illusion that come weigh in in January Iāll be able to put my picture up and people will be like āfuck, pwns finally entered this thing under a different nameā and all will be right with the world.
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6 foot and 90 kilo is, from my point of view, much bigger than me. But I guess it is a perspective thing. And no, I am not calling you fat or ugly or anything. 90kg seems to be pretty proportionate to your height.
Conversely, if I bulked up to 90 kilo, I would develop my own gravity field. Small rocks would orbit me. Youād need a satellite to get a picture of both my ass cheeks in one frame. Elon Musk would have to build a new rocket just to circumnavigate me. I would have magnetic poles.
Iām not actually clear how much you weigh, so take my thoughts with a pinch of salt.
Iām actually fine with 90kg as an end goal, as long as itās a good 90kg. Iām pretty confident Iāll never be over 90kg lean, or even lean-adjacent so thereās really no reason to let myself get over that weight again.
fkn manlets
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I am hovering just under 80 kilo right now. Whenever I go over 80 I start to get into that same state where I am increasingly less satisfied with my level of leanness. I get pretty strong around 85, but I donāt feel totally comfortable in my body.
Fixed it for ya!
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U called the master race?
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Explain the difference between a manlet and a hobbit
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Thatās why we workout, itās better being ābutterfacesā than plain ugly!
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@aldebaran Iām reliably informed that I have a great personality, so that has to count for something, right?
@anna_5588 Hairy feet.
@Cyrrex I get that. I remember a triangle drawing @Frank_C posted once that suggested you get to choose 2/3 things to be happy with: your strength, size or lean-osity. Pick 2, you donāt get a third.
Idkā¦ Iāve seen some pretty hairy feetā¦
Were they carrying the one true ring?
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Unfortunately no, I guess thatās the difference then 
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Turns out you can also fail to qualify for any of the three.
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I donāt think anyone is ever satisfied with any of the three. Weāll always want to improve
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