[quote]orion wrote:
There ya go…
Plus, there is no chance in hell a woman is capable of doing that to me.
[/quote]
care to elaborate on that one?
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
There ya go…
Plus, there is no chance in hell a woman is capable of doing that to me.
[/quote]
care to elaborate on that one?[/quote]
Crush me with her legs?
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
There ya go…
Plus, there is no chance in hell a woman is capable of doing that to me.
[/quote]
care to elaborate on that one?[/quote]
Crush me with her legs?
[/quote]
you’re too big?
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
There ya go…
Plus, there is no chance in hell a woman is capable of doing that to me.
[/quote]
care to elaborate on that one?[/quote]
Crush me with her legs?
[/quote]
you’re too big?[/quote]
technically, too wide.
I have the bone structure of a neanderthal.
Except for my wrists.
Which is weird.
would anyone else like the idea of getting a death row inmate to fight a chimp. If he wins he gets to go free and if he loses well …he dies.
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
There ya go…
Plus, there is no chance in hell a woman is capable of doing that to me.
[/quote]
care to elaborate on that one?[/quote]
Crush me with her legs?
[/quote]
you’re too big?[/quote]
technically, too wide.
I have the bone structure of a neanderthal.
Except for my wrists.
Which is weird.
[/quote]
So you are built like the Tasmanian devil from looney tunes?
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
There ya go…
Plus, there is no chance in hell a woman is capable of doing that to me.
[/quote]
care to elaborate on that one?[/quote]
Crush me with her legs?
[/quote]
you’re too big?[/quote]
technically, too wide.
I have the bone structure of a neanderthal.
Except for my wrists.
Which is weird.
[/quote]
yeah I have short stubby legs.
and lets be honest. the only way I could ever hurt something is by my natural clumsiness and not due to trying.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
There ya go…
Plus, there is no chance in hell a woman is capable of doing that to me.
[/quote]
care to elaborate on that one?[/quote]
Crush me with her legs?
[/quote]
you’re too big?[/quote]
technically, too wide.
I have the bone structure of a neanderthal.
Except for my wrists.
Which is weird.
[/quote]
So you are built like the Tasmanian devil from looney tunes?[/quote]
lol, my legs are little but more built, but, all in all…
[quote]theBeth wrote:
yeah I have short stubby legs.
[/quote]
Thats the words I would use to describe them.
Without any doubt…
…
… …
yeah.
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
There ya go…
Plus, there is no chance in hell a woman is capable of doing that to me.
[/quote]
care to elaborate on that one?[/quote]
Crush me with her legs?
[/quote]
you’re too big?[/quote]
technically, too wide.
I have the bone structure of a neanderthal.
Except for my wrists.
Which is weird.
[/quote]
So you are built like the Tasmanian devil from looney tunes?[/quote]
lol, my legs are little but more built, but, all in all…[/quote]
Was my nickname in HS football.
I think in the OP, I would be have no issue bitting back on the chimp.
Okay next Ultimate Fighter
10 guys from Brazil
1 chimp with rabies
Who wins.
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
There ya go…
Plus, there is no chance in hell a woman is capable of doing that to me.
[/quote]
care to elaborate on that one?[/quote]
Crush me with her legs?
[/quote]
you’re too big?[/quote]
technically, too wide.
I have the bone structure of a neanderthal.
Except for my wrists.
Which is weird.
[/quote]
LOL
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
There ya go…
Plus, there is no chance in hell a woman is capable of doing that to me.
[/quote]
care to elaborate on that one?[/quote]
Crush me with her legs?
[/quote]
you’re too big?[/quote]
technically, too wide.
I have the bone structure of a neanderthal.
Except for my wrists.
Which is weird.
[/quote]
So you are built like the Tasmanian devil from looney tunes?[/quote]
LOL again.
Orionderthal Man
[quote]theBeth wrote:
you’re too big?[/quote]
[quote]orion wrote:
technically, too wide. [/quote]
Taken out of context, this exchange is hilarious.
See Beth, I predicted this morning on the gun thread that you might end up fighting Orion, and you guys are already talking about it. Ausgezeignet.
[quote]orion wrote:
I have the bone structure of a neanderthal. [/quote]
That’s just what my martial arts sensei said about me. Maybe I am Austrian after all.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Orionderthal Man
[quote]theBeth wrote:
you’re too big?[/quote]
[quote]orion wrote:
technically, too wide. [/quote]
Taken out of context, this exchange is hilarious.
See Beth, I predicted this morning on the gun thread that you might end up fighting Orion, and you guys are already talking about it. Ausgezeignet.
[quote]orion wrote:
I have the bone structure of a neanderthal. [/quote]
That’s just what my martial arts sensei said about me. Maybe I am Austrian after all.[/quote]
What wizardry is this! What else can you predict? Give me some good news.
This morning? It was weds evening when you predicted. Where the hell are you?
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Orionderthal Man
[quote]theBeth wrote:
you’re too big?[/quote]
[quote]orion wrote:
technically, too wide. [/quote]
Taken out of context, this exchange is hilarious.
See Beth, I predicted this morning on the gun thread that you might end up fighting Orion, and you guys are already talking about it. Ausgezeignet.
[quote]orion wrote:
I have the bone structure of a neanderthal. [/quote]
That’s just what my martial arts sensei said about me. Maybe I am Austrian after all.[/quote]
What wizardry is this! What else can you predict? Give me some good news.
This morning? It was weds evening when you predicted. Where the hell are you?[/quote]
Keep your hands of my man you trollop!
True, it was supposed to be a green card marriage, but you wont steal my man with your gun gifting ways!
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Orionderthal Man
[quote]theBeth wrote:
you’re too big?[/quote]
[quote]orion wrote:
technically, too wide. [/quote]
Taken out of context, this exchange is hilarious.
See Beth, I predicted this morning on the gun thread that you might end up fighting Orion, and you guys are already talking about it. Ausgezeignet.
[quote]orion wrote:
I have the bone structure of a neanderthal. [/quote]
That’s just what my martial arts sensei said about me. Maybe I am Austrian after all.[/quote]
What wizardry is this! What else can you predict? Give me some good news.
This morning? It was weds evening when you predicted. Where the hell are you?[/quote]
Keep your hands of my man you trollop!
True, it was supposed to be a green card marriage, but you wont steal my man with your gun gifting ways!
[/quote]
Why would you give her your man’s hands?
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Orionderthal Man
[quote]theBeth wrote:
you’re too big?[/quote]
[quote]orion wrote:
technically, too wide. [/quote]
Taken out of context, this exchange is hilarious.
See Beth, I predicted this morning on the gun thread that you might end up fighting Orion, and you guys are already talking about it. Ausgezeignet.
[quote]orion wrote:
I have the bone structure of a neanderthal. [/quote]
That’s just what my martial arts sensei said about me. Maybe I am Austrian after all.[/quote]
What wizardry is this! What else can you predict? Give me some good news.
This morning? It was weds evening when you predicted. Where the hell are you?[/quote]
Keep your hands of my man you trollop!
True, it was supposed to be a green card marriage, but you wont steal my man with your gun gifting ways!
[/quote]
Why would you give her your man’s hands?[/quote]
There is a song from an Austrian singer/songwriter where he asks a father for her hand.
He gets it.
In a small box.
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Orionderthal Man
[quote]theBeth wrote:
you’re too big?[/quote]
[quote]orion wrote:
technically, too wide. [/quote]
Taken out of context, this exchange is hilarious.
See Beth, I predicted this morning on the gun thread that you might end up fighting Orion, and you guys are already talking about it. Ausgezeignet.
[quote]orion wrote:
I have the bone structure of a neanderthal. [/quote]
That’s just what my martial arts sensei said about me. Maybe I am Austrian after all.[/quote]
What wizardry is this! What else can you predict? Give me some good news.
This morning? It was weds evening when you predicted. Where the hell are you?[/quote]
Keep your hands of my man you trollop!
True, it was supposed to be a green card marriage, but you wont steal my man with your gun gifting ways!
[/quote]
Damn you Germans and your heteroflexible complexities!!
It’s ok, he’s already got the guns, I have nothing to offer for a dowery. Except my blood sweat and tears. And a knack for writing erotica.
For anyone interested and speaking German, its Ludwig Hirsch and “Dunkelgraue Lieder”.
If anyone embodied the perfect blend of amused detachement, morbidity and fascination with death that is part of Vienna, it was him in these songs.
He is dead now, died of cancer.